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Derek Barona posted:Bear puns. Seriously, bear puns. You guys are unbearable. Seriously, I can bearly believe you guys would embearass yourselves like this. The fact we have to bear witness to such a grizzly string of cub-rate quality humor really bears down on my soul. That you felt the need to bring this senseless gimmick to bear on the rest of us forces me to bear off from this LP and bare out the parts of the commentary that were legitimate and that which has been laid bare for all to see as nothing more than shameful quality work. You two should be ashamed of yourselves. Bear puns. What nerve. Geop is it backseat modding if I bribe you to ban this guy
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Panzer Skank posted:Geop is it backseat modding if I bribe you to ban this guy Totally worth it.
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Jun 6, 2014 06:21
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Demonbait posted:
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Demonbait posted:
Niggurath posted:
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Jun 6, 2014 08:02
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I'm glad that this game has finally covered the deadliest natural disaster: the bear.
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Niggurath posted:Please, never come in bears.... Also, I'm just gonna leave this here  Somebody please cobble a drum into that gif so that I can die without regrets
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Jun 6, 2014 23:49
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Tin Tim posted:Mods?!?! "Well, I could be productive and work today, orrrr" 
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Panzer Skank posted:"Well, I could be productive and work today, orrrr"  Incredible. Absolutely incredible.
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Jun 7, 2014 03:34
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And here I thought the only rim-shot was when Ray fired his gun at it!  CYMBALISM, LADIES AND GENTS.
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Jun 7, 2014 03:40
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That is amazing. Neil Beart is the best bear. Terri Fozzie-o? Dave Growl?
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Panzer Skank posted:"Well, I could be productive and work today, orrrr" Geop posted:And here I thought the only rim-shot was when Ray fired his gun at it! 
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Derek Barona posted:Bear puns. Seriously, bear puns. You guys are unbearable. Seriously, I can bearly believe you guys would embearass yourselves like this. The fact we have to bear witness to such a grizzly string of cub-rate quality humor really bears down on my soul. That you felt the need to bring this senseless gimmick to bear on the rest of us forces me to bear off from this LP and bare out the parts of the commentary that were legitimate and that which has been laid bare for all to see as nothing more than shameful quality work. You two should be ashamed of yourselves. Bear puns. What nerve. Panzer Skank posted:"Well, I could be productive and work today, orrrr" Geop posted:And here I thought the only rim-shot was when Ray fired his gun at it! Jesus Christ, this thread.
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RareAcumen posted:Jesus Christ, this thread. This is the best thread. For sursa.
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These terrible puns have bruined this LP 
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Geop posted:And here I thought the only rim-shot was when Ray fired his gun at it! 
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   Action and science come together in an update that will make even less sense than usual! Also we get one of our first new costumes....which can't be used till new game+ for some reason. Also I've become massively lazy and no one is really watching the cut commentary versions, so there won't be anymore of those. If you get lost in the plot then we can easily explain it here in the thread.
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Niggurath posted:Also I've become massively lazy and no one is really watching the cut commentary versions, so there won't be anymore of those. If you get lost in the plot then we can easily explain it here in the thread. How cute, you think people are paying attention to the plot.
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Really you should, because it's dumb and hilarious. Like the fact they think warning about a disaster would cause an economic crisis.
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The plot lost me after they killed off Sue. Everything after that has been a haze of bears and giant hamburgers
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Jun 11, 2014 02:40
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I don't remember this part of Alan Wake and/or Deadly Premonition.
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Jun 11, 2014 02:57
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So Iris is kinda like Lennie? Super strong but really not that bright.
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Jun 11, 2014 05:20
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Wow you barrelly made that jump at the end. The Shirt was worth it though.
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Man, this game is super special. Scooping lava with a metal shovel and collecting an ugly-rear end shirt, all in one video.  And as I said before, people would have to be blind to miss the story here. Just look at those giant Wii-game subtitles.
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Jun 11, 2014 07:29
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I really don't like the brutal anti-barrel agenda this game is pushing, now we're just stomping on them repeatedly and beating them up in mass.
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Jun 11, 2014 07:48
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Ed Wynn is the dude with the silly voice that Geop has been imitating. Probably everyone here knows him from some Disney film or another.
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Jun 11, 2014 09:00
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You can totally shovel lava.
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I sadly cannot fault the developers for having done their homework on the most nonsensical poo poo; shovel lava and fire-nados.
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Niggurath posted:I sadly cannot fault the developers for having done their homework on the most nonsensical poo poo; shovel lava and fire-nados. Yeah the most nonsensical part of that scene was not in fact the lava shoveling but the fact that the lava melted the steel mess. Lava is typically between 700 and 1200 celcius, Steel typically melts at just over 1500 celcius. Steel is in fact a perfectly functional material for picking up lava with if for some inexplicable reason you want to do that. I imagine it'd cause some pretty serious wear and oxidisation on the steel but it'd work. What should have happened is the lava should have just slowly solidified around the steel making it even harder to remove.
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News to me  I've been of the mentality of DON'T TOUCH LAVA, YOU JERKS. That said, it still supercools in to a solid rather quickly, meaning that the technique we saw in-game (even if done faster) wouldn't have gone the same.
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Touching lava is definitely a bad idea; poking it with a stick on the other hand is less likely to be instantly fatal. Sticks are marvellous things.
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I don't think this is a safe distance in general, but this is a game with patient tsunamis so not much of a point in discussing this stuff.
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Personally I was convinced that Ray was going to scoop lava with his bare hands and thought that it'd make sense for the game, scooping lava with shovels is for losers and worry-warts.
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Neruz posted:Touching lava is definitely a bad idea; poking it with a stick on the other hand is less likely to be instantly fatal. Sticks are humanities greatest tool/scientific device/problem solver.
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Detective Thompson posted:Ed Wynn is the dude with the silly voice that Geop has been imitating. Probably everyone here knows him from some Disney film or another. Looking up Ed Wynn on Youtube a while back, I came across this clip of him on What's My Line waaay back in the day. It cracks me up every time.
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Are you loving serious  poo poo.well played Monolith Soft...well played.
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Somehow I didn't notice this LP until Tin Tim told me about it. Thanks Tin Tim! Caught up with it over the past couple of days. Marvellous stuff. Am I the only one to have a macabre interest to see what would have happened if you hadn't been quick enough getting rid of the barrels to save Iris? Or wondering what it would have looked like if you had missed the jump across to the t-shirt?
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Geop posted:News to me Admit it, Geop. You're just afraid that they're going to take away your mod status and give it to Ray with his supreme knowledge of Geology. You should really learn to be more magmanimous in these kinds of situations. 
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Mr. Soop posted:Admit it, Geop. You're just afraid that they're going to take away your mod status and give it to Ray with his supreme knowledge of Geology. You deserve to go against the wall in front of a firing line for that one.
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your evil twin posted:Somehow I didn't notice this LP until Tin Tim told me about it. Thanks Tin Tim! Caught up with it over the past couple of days. Marvellous stuff.
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FinalGamer posted:The lava almost touches her, she screams, fade to black, Ray cries over
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