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Whichever one of you it is, please stop leaving your buttplug on the shower rack. Thank you. Jonathan PS I don't consider myself a passive aggressive guy, and this isn't one of those passive aggressive notes, just don't do it. Thanks.
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:14 |
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"I borrowed your buttplug, hope you don't mind it was sitting on the shower rack." That will probably fix the problem. Or he'll be in to that and you've got the start of a wonderful new relationship.
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:17 |
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Hey dilz, go live in your own Sodom and Gomorrah.
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:18 |
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Haha DEER housmant haha DEER aminal
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:18 |
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You're a squirrel so I would expect you to focus on that.
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:19 |
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naem posted:Haha DEER housmant haha DEER aminal your a loving weird poster ya know?
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:19 |
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better shower rack than dishwasher rack
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:19 |
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Having roommates sucks how old are you
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:20 |
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mookface posted:Having roommates sucks how old are you seriously?
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:20 |
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why dont you tell them to their faces, loving beta
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:21 |
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better check your drain for fleshy chunks op
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:22 |
OP, please describe the buttplug in detail. Much is riding on that. Thanks.
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:23 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:25 |
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:seriously? I guess?
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:27 |
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why are you telling us? we don't live with you. right? or do we? i forget. can i live with you?
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:31 |
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naem posted:Haha DEER housmant haha DEER aminal What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls? Still no loving eye deer.
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:44 |
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You should lick it and then tell him you licked it after he uses it next. Teach him a lesson.
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:46 |
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Hogge Wild posted:What do you call a deer with no eyes? you can still sexz0r without balls hth
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:47 |
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Iamblikhos posted:OP, please describe the buttplug in detail. Purple. Gelly. Smallish.
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# ? Jun 7, 2014 23:59 |
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A misanthrope posted:can i live with you? Are you prepared to check your privilege at the door? Also take off your shoes baka.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 00:00 |
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Timeless Appeal posted:You should lick it and then tell him you licked it after he uses it next. Teach him a lesson. Why assume it's a he?
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 00:00 |
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mookface posted:I guess? yeah. house mates suck.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 00:02 |
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Sorry roomm8 ;/ I decided it'd be fun to gently caress myself earlier this evening/morning. So I greased up Mr Sunshine and went to work. I had fun for 10 minutes and came. Then I was feeling the need to shower, so I did. This is where things get graphic. Stop here if you don't want to cry. Shortly after I started my shower, I felt a bit of matter coming out. Not terribly unusual, I just got done pounding my rear end. It landed on the floor of the shower. A few moments later I notice it's moving... strangely as it slowly gets washed towards the drain. Last chance to stop. It's horriffic. I nudge it with my toe and, to my horror, realize it's one piece. As in, a connected piece, as if it were... tissue. I think it's a bit of the outer layer of the colon. I feel like I'm going to pass out. I just crapped a piece of my rear end out of my rear end. I get it down the drain as quickly as possible and then sit down in the tub, I felt like I was having a panic attack. I'd had plenty of rear end sex before and not noticed this. Maybe this happened and I simply didn't notice it, or maybe the rear end "sheds" like this on its own occasionally, and no one really notices it (or admits they did). My rear end didn't hurt at all, but it does now, kind of, probably because I haven't stopped thinking about this horror for the last 90 minutes.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 00:06 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 00:34 |
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Ewww socks
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 00:37 |
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leave a note on it: I melted your buttplug into a mousepad in the microwave - Jonathan and then you're done and close thread
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 00:40 |
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thanks i have to throw up now
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 00:41 |
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mng posted:thanks i have to throw up now Imagine that thing bearing down on you. Lifting up his enormous pannus and greasing up his filthy little penis getting ready to penetrate your rectum. He sweats profusely and breathes loudly through an agape mouth. Now he's in you, he let's the flab down and it rests firmly between your legs as he pounds away, grunting and moaning in pure ecstasy
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 00:54 |
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mookface posted:Imagine that thing bearing down on you. Lifting up his enormous pannus and greasing up his filthy little penis getting ready to penetrate your rectum. He sweats profusely and breathes loudly through an agape mouth. Now he's in you, he let's the flab down and it rests firmly between your legs as he pounds away, grunting and moaning in pure ecstasy thanks I'm erect now
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 00:56 |
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whoflungpoop posted:Ewww please. those are stockings
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 00:58 |
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How do you get hot female roommates btw because I'd like to have sex with one or at least masturbate outside their bedroom door when they sleep.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 00:58 |
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Node posted:How do you get hot female roommates btw because I'd like to have sex with one or at least masturbate outside their bedroom door when they sleep. look at this guy who never had a sister
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 00:59 |
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:look at this guy who never had a sister believe me, if i did,
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 01:00 |
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this thread....
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 01:07 |
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Yeah, guys about this thread,
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 01:08 |
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naem posted:Yeah, guys about this thread, I know. There are jokes here. Mods!? please gas this thread!
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 01:09 |
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gas mods lol
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 01:10 |
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nomadologique posted:Are you prepared to check your privilege at the door? I can do all that and I won't leave my butt plug in the shower! I do have this weird thing where I try to poo poo into people's mouths when they're sleeping, but other than that I'm very tidy.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:19 |
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Dear myself, Goongrats on living in a house you own like a functional adult unlike the lame piece of poo poo op.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 02:23 |
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The Science of Suck posted:Dear myself, you have terrible ambitions
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