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i wanna work in a weed store
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:05 |
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Once a cop made me dump all of my weed on the side of the road and step on it. I was being taught a lesson apparently. That lesson: get a card. And I did. So 5 fives dudes.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:06 |
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one marijuana please
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:08 |
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Taima posted:Once a cop made me dump all of my weed on the side of the road and step on it. I was being taught a lesson apparently. my friend (dead now rip) from highschool told me a story about getting pulled over while smoking weed and the cop was like 'you been smoking weed' and he was like 'absolutely not sir' and the cop was like 'you wouldn't lie to a cop would you' and my friend was 'like no sir' and the cop was like 'you know how i know you been smoking weed? look down' and my friend looked down and realized he had weed crumbs all over his shirt and the cop wrote him a ticket
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:08 |
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I stay away from weed because it gives you man boobs. But, the customers at Taco Bell drive-thru that spend 5 minutes conversing with the order box do tend to piss me off. It's not time to socialize, order your poo poo and get the gently caress out of the way.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:12 |
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TOOT BOOT posted:my friend (dead now rip) from highschool told me a story about getting pulled over while smoking weed and the cop was like 'you been smoking weed' and he was like 'absolutely not sir' and the cop was like 'you wouldn't lie to a cop would you' and my friend was 'like no sir' and the cop was like 'you know how i know you been smoking weed? look down' and my friend looked down and realized he had weed crumbs all over his shirt and the cop wrote him a ticket I saw an episode of COPS that had a situation like that. The cop pulled the guy out of the car and asked of he had been smoking. The guy denies it a couple times and the cop says "you know how I know you've been smoking?" and reaches to the guys ear and pulls out a joint the dude had tucked there. They both had a pretty good laugh and then the cop took the dude to jail.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:19 |
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Is loitering allowed outside weed stores? Seems like a real good place to loiter.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:21 |
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redshirt posted:Is loitering allowed outside weed stores? Seems like a real good place to loiter. how the gently caress are gonna sell weed outside of a weed store?
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:23 |
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:how the gently caress are gonna sell weed outside of a weed store? Sell meth.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:26 |
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A Girl Scout troop set up and sold cookies outside a local dispensary. They made bank, but the Girl Scout organization told them they weren't allowed to do that anymore.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:28 |
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redshirt posted:Sell meth. that isn't weed! azreal posted:A Girl Scout troop set up and sold cookies outside a local dispensary. They made bank, but the Girl Scout organization told them they weren't allowed to do that anymore. They are a subsidiary of the homophobic boy scouts.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:33 |
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don't go to the supermarket hungry and don't go to the weed store sober ywia
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 03:45 |
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*reaches into jar of bud with chopsticks and holds weed under magnifying glass* mmm yes I can totally tell the difference because I've see a lot of crystals in my time
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 04:25 |
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well you should at least be able to tell good weed from poo poo weed
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 04:30 |
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Steak posted:thats good im glad you got weed and i'm glad that we got some clsoure in this thread
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 04:35 |
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azreal posted:I saw an episode of COPS that had a situation like that. a cop was lecturing at my wife's school and told a story about a guy he pulled over who was rolling a blunt as he drove. already blazed, he sat still rolling as the cop sauntered up to the car and tapped on the window. "hey man, we dont want you to spill all that when you have to stand up and get out of the car, so why not hand that to me to keep ahold of it?" "oh, great idea man, thanks!" "now son, i gotta have the rest of it too, where is it at?" the guy looks at him, dumbfounded. "its under the back seat... but how did you know there was more?!"
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 04:51 |
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:They are a subsidiary of the homophobic boy scouts. No they aren't. Girl Scouts are cool.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 19:20 |
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Nuts and Gum posted:*reaches into jar of bud with chopsticks and holds weed under magnifying glass* mmm yes I can totally tell the difference because I've see a lot of crystals in my time Keeping your weed in a jar, shameful. Keep that poo poo in the weed humidor.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 19:45 |
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Weed Humidor sounds like a cool name for my next kid
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 20:52 |
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BASF posted:I get my weed delivered instead of waiting around like a stump.
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 20:55 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 14:44 |
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The White Dragon posted:gently caress this is a business wave of the future yeah, i love weed delivery. thanks LA~
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# ? Jun 8, 2014 21:04 |