Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Mirrors Edge 2 is going to have 65 billion put into making authentic bathroom noises.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Its the greatest dramer on earth

Renagado
Feb 21, 2014
NOW SOME FOOTBALL BITCHES

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Craptacular! posted:

single player health care.

what console is that for

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Faith for a new generation? The old one is still bloody here

Token Cracker
Dec 22, 2004
Faith wasn't shown holding a gun once that whole time. Think that game gonna be good guys

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Football or Football

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



FIFA now including an army of rioting Bruce Lees!

Leb
Jan 15, 2004


Change came to America on November the 4th, 2008, in the form of an unassuming Senator from the state of Illinois.
For a new generation? The original came out like 5 years ago, christ.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
YOU'RE IN AMERICA SAY SOCCER YOU loving LIMEY BASTARD.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Regy Rusty posted:

Well they didn't give me any indication that they actually learned from the first game so I'm not optimistic

They only said like two things about the game and one of them involved combat.

Clearly they learned nothing :negative:

FUCK TORNADO
Sep 10, 2008
wanna make a point? jab your loving eye idk

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Yes, I too play Fifa for the in game emotion

abagofcheetos
Oct 29, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Looke posted:

Football or Football

tghe bad one apparently

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Craptacular! posted:

Parkour looks like the kind of thing I'd have tried to learn when I was young, if I lived in a country with single player health care.

What I'm saying here is universal health care makes people do unnecessarily risky things.

Vote GOP 2014

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
That was pretty underwhelming.

Pyroi
Aug 17, 2013

gay elf noises
I thought we were done with sports

JonFM
Oct 3, 2013
No you fuckers go back to ME2.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Aww, not more sports!

Desperate Character
Apr 13, 2009

Token Cracker posted:

Faith wasn't shown holding a gun once that whole time. Think that game gonna be good guys

spoilers her eye tattoo is actually a gun

NihilVerumNisiMors
Aug 16, 2012
Football is the opiate of the masses.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Regy Rusty posted:

Football Football Football Football Football Football Football Football Football Football Football Football Football Football

But the other kind this time

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
Football is now alive. ALLIIIIIIIVE.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

And as usual the MLS will NOT be included in FIFA, because it's still shite.

Arrgytehpirate
Oct 2, 2011

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!



fifa 2015 slave labor edition

SectumSempra
Jun 22, 2011

Bi-Han now we've got Bad Blood
they bore us to sleep with sports then give us a shock to wake us up with games.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
She'll have tit missles.

Leb
Jan 15, 2004


Change came to America on November the 4th, 2008, in the form of an unassuming Senator from the state of Illinois.
I hope John Oliver is one of the commentators in FIFA 15.

Panic Restaurant
Jul 19, 2006

:retrogames: :3: :retrogames:



Pork Pro
heh, he said "ball physics"

heh, he said "man to man battles"

Abyss
Oct 29, 2011
Ball physics.

Haste Mistake
Oct 14, 2008

Here I go!
Kicking you in the hands!
Get your hands down here!
Realistic ball physics

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



FIFA 15 - Still no riots.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
FIFA 15 will feature realistic riots in Brazilian stadiums and the exciting experience of corruption and payola on your road to the World Cup in Qatar.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Pyroi posted:

I thought we were done with sports

Soccer is not a sport.

tap my mountain
Jan 1, 2009

I'm the quick and the deadly
Screw boob physics, I want ball physics

Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?
FIFA, nope can't do it anymore. I stick with Football Manager.

Shadow Puppet Of
Feb 13, 2014

If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.
:xbone:
Oh god new cuts and strides. I am positively chuffed right now.

Tamagod Sushi
Oct 26, 2009

One Bad Muthapaca
EA: Precision ball physics with emotion

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!
At least they're breaking up all the sports with real games in between.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying
Well that's ME2 at least 2 years out then.

  • Locked thread