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I was going to make an argument but Chael does not backup and probably would not fight conservatively during the opening round. If they fight he needs to put Vitor on his back immediately.
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Should we really be discussing hypotheticals about this fight after Vitor's X-Men application was just released?
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It all depends on if Chael can keep Vitor on the ground or not. If Vitor gets up a couple times then Chael is toast. If not, then Chael's pressure will suck the will to fight right out of Vitor. Or maybe he'll catch an armbar, lol.
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I'm basically going to imagine that it looks like the Sakuraba fight and when Chael gets knocked silly I'll just go to my happy place and replay that fight in my head.
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The sheer levels of horse testosterone soaking through Chael's skin the second he locks up with Vitor will counteract the effects of his tiny balls and he'll power up like a wrestlier Popeye, and proceed to shove Vitor through the cage while informing him that his haircut is a revoltin' development, ug ug ug ug ug. In a hilarious twist, the chunks of cage-sliced Vitor will be sent to his sister's kidnappers. TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME, PENDECO.
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I love imagining the mental gymnastics Dana will have to perform to justify his hardline steroid stance and the fact one of their biggest fighters is probably not technically still considered to be a homo sapiens sapiens but a sentient muscle filled with other muscles
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What exactly kept Vitor from finishing Jones with that arm bar? Was Jones strong enough to keep Vitor from breaking his arm? Edit: My recollection was way off. Looks like the position allowed Jones to slip away. obeyasia fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Jun 9, 2014 |
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obeyasia posted:What exactly kept Vitor from finishing Jones with that arm bar? Was Jones strong enough to keep Vitor from breaking his arm? Vitor claims he heard Jones cry out in pain and let go of it because he took that as a verbal tap or some poo poo. Realistically who knows.
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obeyasia posted:What exactly kept Vitor from finishing Jones with that arm bar? Was Jones strong enough to keep Vitor from breaking his arm? As I recall Vitor's hips weren't positioned to where he could immediately break the arm, which meant that Jones had enough time to pick Vitor up and stack his body weight on the back of his neck, making it even harder to finish the submission. Then he freed himself. Vitor was able to damage the arm but not badly enough to force a stoppage or even slow Jones down that much.
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Has this been posted already? “This is just the beginning. Let’s open up the market with this beer, and things, such as keychains, slippers, t-shirts. Gradually we will launch stuff. Lets see what will be the response of the beer, and then begin to launch this line, the Vai Cavalo.”
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The Duck of Death posted:Has this been posted already? I wish Werdum was a light heavyweight. He'd be the perfect dude to beat Jones. Maybe not stylistically, just personality wise.
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There's been a bit of Faber chat in the GDT which made me think where is Michael Macdonald? Last fight was December last year and I don't recall hearing he got injured?
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Article from March says he hosed up his hand, though he hadn't gotten a MRI at the time, so he's probably still recovering from that.
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Has he gotten married and banged someone finally yet?
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Maybe he's in self imposed sexile.
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he did the dougie all the ladies love him
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Mr. Nice! posted:The first Garcia/TKZ match. I don't really blame them for loving that one up because seeing it unfold live must've been completely mesmerizing.
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quote:@BloodyElbow 1m Also greg jackson is just the best quote:I caught up with the founder of Jackson-Winkeljohn MMA after the event was over and asked him about his Ivan Drago impression. Jackson said he had no idea he was even doing it. When he walked out with John Dodson, he was excited and jumping around, he said. When he came to the Octagon with Diego Sanchez, he was intense. And, evidently, when he interacts with Khabilov, he becomes becomes a native of the former Soviet bloc. Another reason why Jackson is one of the more fascinating personalities in MMA. http://msn.foxsports.com/ufc/haymaker/making-the-grade-passes-fails-from-ufc-fight-night-albuquerque-060814 Yuriy fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Jun 9, 2014 |
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I think Greg Jackson actually is autistic.
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Geez goons, everyones autistic. Can't ask a girl out? Autistic. Get anxiety if the safeway doesn't have self-checkout? Autistic. Semi-successfully reduce millennia of martial arts knowledge, strategy and application into a cold soul-less theoretical powerpoint presentation of circles and lines? Autistic.
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Semi-successfully reduce millennia of martial arts knowledge, strategy and application into a cold soul-less theoretical powerpoint presentation of circles and lines? Autistic. I'm a writer for the big bang theory and I'd like to thank you for getting me out of a jam. Deadlines are hard. But yes, humor aside, goons do like to throw 'autistic' around casually.
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Greg Jackson is not driven by autism, but by pure evil
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I was thinking about The Jackson the other day and Cerrone and Carlos Conduit are both exciting fighters under Greg Jackson
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mewse posted:I was thinking about The Jackson the other day and Cerrone and Carlos Conduit are both exciting fighters under Greg Jackson Cerrone doesn't listen to anything he says and Condit's only possible Nodes are being flashy and exciting, not ineffectively laying on people or bopping up and down just out of range.
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Bundt Cake posted:Greg Jackson is not driven by autism, but by pure evil There is a difference?
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Don't get me wrong, Jackson is a complete dingus and him doing a russian accent was loving hilarious, but there's an actual psychological phenomenon that occurs that cause people to do this and it's kind of common. Have you ever seen a really white guy start blackifying when around a group of black guys? It's the same thing. BBC did a piece on it recently when an English player (Joey Barton) slipped into super Frenchman mode when he began playing in France and had to talk at press conferences. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dovfYaQoPoY http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-20508309
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The best example of this, which I found out about via Joe Rogan's podcast since he feels the need to mention it at least once monthly: Quentin Tarantino talking about Django Unchained on BET... http://www.bet.com/video/106andpark...-park-3089.html
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I didn't know that was a real thing. I feel better now because when I hang around my step-mom's British family for more than a few days I find myself speaking in a manner I normally wouldn't and feel like an idiot.
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I just glossed over UFC 174 that's this Saturday and on paper it's pretty poo poo, but has the potential for a lot of wacky violence. http://mmajunkie.com/events/ufc-174
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I would pay like 10 bucks just to watch DJ/Baggy and Rory/Woodley but gently caress the rest of it.
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It's not a bad card, it's just not a PPV level card.
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Bubba Smith posted:nah it ain't that bad of a card. not great, but watchable. obviously. Seltzer posted:It's not a bad card, it's just not a PPV level card. this is the context that should be used, which was my point.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtDukX7W9Fk the Nick Diaz and Mayhem Miller STATIC episode just dropped. I'm not sure what my favorite part is, either Cruz playing armchair psychology or footage of the infamous bottle throw on Mayhem that I don't think has ever surfaced until now.
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That's exceptionally strange and I would hope that it's Pearson's camp stirring poo poo out of sour grapes because the alternative if it's true is pretty drat shady.
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