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DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
Previous thread - http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3630305

*HELP SANCTION MMA IN NEW YORK http://www.mmafacts.com



Coming out of pretty much nowhere, Dagestanis are headlining 2 cards this month. The UFC is also going to try this 2 cards a day thing again at the end of the month and hopefully it is better than the two cards that were on yesterday that I've already pretty much forgotten.


Important champions -


Heavyweight Champion Cain Velasquez


Light Heavyweight Champion Jon "Bones" Jones


Middleweight Champion Chris "The All-American" Weidman


Welterweight Champion Johny "Bigg Rigg" Hendricks


Lightweight Champion Anthony "Showtime" Pettis


Featherweight Champion Jose "Scarface" Aldo


Bantamweight Champion TJ Dillashaw


Flyweight Champion Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson


Women's Bantamweight Champion "Rowdy" Ronda Rousey

Upcoming Events:
UFC Fight Night 42 - June 7
UFC 174 - June 14
UFC Fight Night 43 - June 28
UFC Fight Night 44 - June 28


Credible news sources:
http://www.mmabuzzsaw.com/
http://www.mmajunkie.com
http://www.fightopinion.com
http://www.mmapayout.com
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com
Yahoo! Sports MMA
http://www.mmaweekly.com
http://www.mmamania.com
http://www.mmarated.com
http://www.cagepotato.com/
http://www.f4wonline.com/

Other news:
http://www.sherdog.com
http://www.bloodyelbow.com

Related threads:
Best/Worst of 2014
Ask/Tell me about Martial Arts
Bellator
Goonweight Grand Prix
Boxing training thread
Combat sports Q&A
Grappling thread


Other:
Sherdog Fight Finder
Unified rules of MMA
http://www.fightmetric.com
MMA Fantasy league(join SA Goons)
MMA IRC chat room at #mma on SynIRC.net
Welcome to MMA, here's the history of the sport
Comparison of MMA betting lines
Understanding Sports Betting
Cool UFC galleries
GIFs
Ariel Helwani's YouTube channel
Entrance_Music.xls
LobsterMobster's MMA blog
BeanFried's MMA blog

Lord Of Space posted:

my good god if mma could land a proper NYC venue I will eat a hat

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canada jezus
Jul 18, 2011

Is there anything to get super hyped for this month? I don't know the schedule at all.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

canada jezus posted:

Is there anything to get super hyped for this month? I don't know the schedule at all.

mighty mouse is fighting

Pimp Cauldron
Aug 3, 2002

A twisted pictoral of phoenix, AZ

Is Jamie Varner no longer not noteworthy?

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

canada jezus posted:

Is there anything to get super hyped for this month? I don't know the schedule at all.

Ross Pearson vs Diego Sanchez
Andrei Arlovski vs Brendan Schaub
Cub Swanson vs Jeremy Stephens

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Charles Oliveira vs. Hatsu Hioki
Soa Palelei vs. Jared Rosholt (lol)
Myles Jury vs. Abel Trujillo
Kelvin Gastelum is fighting that Swedish dude who subbed Sakara and Kelvin Gastelum owns.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Hioki vs Oliveira should be pretty cool

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Hioki vs Oliveira should be pretty cool

I think I'm going back to an Oliveira av depending on what dumb funny thing he does in this fight.

canada jezus
Jul 18, 2011

I've never seen, Mighty mouse fight. I've seen diego sanchez fight once, but he ate a bad quail egg and that cost him the match. Schaub is Honda's boyfriend right?

I only started watching mma in like September.

Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll
Mighty Mouse is pretty rad, all those lower weight class guys are typically fast and slick as gently caress. Abu Schaubi is a dink, we all hope bad things come his way (post the butterfly gif someone) and Diego puts on entertaining fights even though he's a punch drunk idiot 100% of the time.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

canada jezus posted:

I've never seen, Mighty mouse fight

I feel bad for you son. He hasn't had a bad fight since maybe the Miguel Torres one

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
I love Mighty Mouse but I can't imagine that card not having one of the worst buyrates ever

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

I love Mighty Mouse but I can't imagine that card not having one of the worst buyrates ever

The thing about that is all the UFC PPVs have been doing dog doodoo except for the Silva and GSP ones last year. All the others for at least a year have been ~300k, so the DJ vs Ali one doing 100k really won't be that bad by comparison. UFC 174 is basically the summer card to keep UFC's massive staff busy while they wait for Weidman vs Machida next month.

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

It is very strange seeing Dillashaw on that list. How things change.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
So uh how about we start the month with some horrible loving news re: Bobby Green.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Holy poo poo that sucks :(

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Chexoid posted:

So uh how about we start the month with some horrible loving news re: Bobby Green.



Jesus loving Christ. Poor dude.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
In Wanderlei news he ducked the UFC Brazil final and was claiming he was removed from it. He wasn't.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Lid posted:

In Wanderlei news he ducked the UFC Brazil final and was claiming he was removed from it. He wasn't.

He went to the bar.
The directions to the stadium were in English, and his lawyer was having a little fun, you see.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Aurain posted:

He went to the bar.
The directions to the stadium were in English, and his lawyer was having a little fun, you see.

ONE, SUCCESS, PLEASE

*gets handed a beer*

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

Aurain posted:

He went to the bar.
The directions to the stadium were in English, and his lawyer was having a little fun, you see.

He got the Wandilush.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
It's impressive how efficiently Wanderlei has managed to burn through the goodwill he had from PRIDE and the Stann fight.

NotQuiteQuentin
Jan 29, 2005

BIG OVER
College Slice

Neurosis posted:

It's impressive how efficiently Wanderlei has managed to burn through the goodwill he had from PRIDE and the Stann fight.

Usually you'll see a slow burn of goodwill but he decided to blow it on one season of TUF.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

Neurosis posted:

It's impressive how efficiently Wanderlei has managed to burn through the goodwill he had from PRIDE and the Stann fight.

How To Lose A Fan In Ten Weeks (2014)

Street Horrrsing
Mar 24, 2010

Godwalker of The Grateful Prisoner



Wand reminds me of Renzo where they are used to doing what they want, and have a legion of sycophants to support them. When the real world catches up with them, they can't comprehend it, and everything is a 'misunderstanding' and things can totally be salvaged, regardless of the mounting legal or financial consequences.

Brasseye
Feb 13, 2009

canada jezus posted:

Is there anything to get super hyped for this month? I don't know the schedule at all.

John Dodson is fighting and his fights have been really cool lately.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
It occurs to me that in 2014 tito ortiz is a more credible and reputable fighter than wanderlei silva and this is really really funny to me

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I hope Dana holds a televised press event just to announce that Wanderlei's kicked out of the UFC

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Daniel Cormier posted:


"I know this will probably be unpopular, but if Jones won't sign, whether it be for money or a lack of wanting to fight the kid, I'll fight Alexander Gustafsson. But it should be for the interim title. If they're putting a belt on the line, I don't care what date it is. It was never about Jones, I just want the title. Besides, it'll work out better for Jones; he won't have to fight both of us"


No, drat it, DC! That's exactly what Jones wants, you've fallen into his plans of not having to fight anyone! :mad:

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

LobsterMobster posted:




No, drat it, DC! That's exactly what Jones wants, you've fallen into his plans of not having to fight anyone! :mad:

gus/dc would be a real cool fight, but i'd prefer it after one of them fucks jones up

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Yuriy posted:

gus/dc would be a real cool fight, but i'd prefer it after one of them fucks jones up

Yeah, it would be, but I agree that it should be after Jones gets pasted

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

Yuriy posted:

It occurs to me that in 2014 tito ortiz is a more credible and reputable fighter than wanderlei silva and this is really really funny to me

:ortiz: Let's not overreact too much here.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Yuriy posted:

It occurs to me that in 2014 tito ortiz is a more credible and reputable fighter than wanderlei silva and this is really really funny to me

They should fight each other in OneFC or a gas station parking lot or something.

MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard
Tito/Wand 2, live from Tank Abbott's backyard
With special guest ref Scott Ferrozzo

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
That's not an unpopular thing DC, it's a cool thing. Dudes such a nerd he doesn't even know when he's not nerding.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

LobsterMobster posted:




No, drat it, DC! That's exactly what Jones wants, you've fallen into his plans of not having to fight anyone! :mad:

@JonnyBones posted:

What contract? “@TheLareBear: @JonnyBones hey bones, you sign that contract yet?”

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
So wait, the Jon Jones PR disaster of the week isn't even contract negotiations? It's just the bout agreement?

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Triticum Guzzler posted:

So wait, the Jon Jones PR disaster of the week isn't even contract negotiations? It's just the bout agreement?

He's in the process of renegotiating his contract.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
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-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkOEi52lQrc

This is really well done and you should totally watch it.



quote:

Media mogul Jay Z and legendary fighter Anderson Silva have come together to produce a new series for Jay Z’s Life+Times web channel. The series, entitled STATIC, delves deeper into some of the most hotly contested rivalries in mixed martial arts, giving fans a much more thorough understanding of the friction between the fighters.

The series premiere features the rivalry between Anderson Silva and Chael Sonnen, going behind the scenes of one of the greatest rivalries that the sport has ever scene, and arguably the rivalry that launched the WWE-esque Chael Sonnen persona that we know today.

The officials synopsis for the first episode:

In 2010 the biggest name and the undisputed best fighter in the UFC was Brazilian Anderson “The Spider” Silva. While Silva was the best at the time, relatively unknown Chael Sonnen felt differently and began saying so publicly and eventually getting a fight with Silva. From the minute the fight was announced, Sonnen began trash talking Silva every chance he got, from insulting his manager, his wife, and ethnicity among other things. While Sonnen seemed to revel in the talking, Silva was not a fan of it and at while at times he seemed to brush it off, he vowed to handle it in the ring. On August 7, 2010 they met for the first time in the octagon and while Sonnen essentially dominated the first 4 and half rounds, Silva would submit Sonnen with a triangle choke and retain his title as best in the world. Leading up to their second fight Sonnen continued his trash talk and was more confident based on how close he was in the first fight, however this fight would end with Silva winning with a 2nd round TKO to end all discussion of who the better fighter was. At the end of the 2nd fight, Silva called Sonnen into the ring with him and celebrated his opponent ending any problems the two may have had with each other. Featuring original interviews with Anderson Silva, Chael Sonnen, Ed Soares, Giorge Martin, Jason Miller, Dominick Cruz, Urijah Faber, Dan Henderson and Michael Bisping.

The series isn’t a self-serving vehicle for Silva, however. The series truly does shine the spotlight on some of the hottest rivalries in MMA. Aside from Silva vs. Sonnen, STATIC will also shine the spotlight on Nick Diaz vs. Jason Miller, Ronda Rousey vs. Miesha Tate, and Dominick Cruz vs. Urijah Faber.

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