- Pinche Rudo
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
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Jun 17, 2014 05:18
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 26, 2024 05:20
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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I'm gay.
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Jun 17, 2014 05:21
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- my pet monster
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and sometimes when you fall, you fly
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shmorky's name
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Jun 17, 2014 05:22
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- Mac Tonight
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aw yeah tahts it man
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"I AM NOT SATISFIED"
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Jun 17, 2014 06:06
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- Pinche Rudo
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A buddy of mine had a roommate in college who would shout EJACULATION every time he masturbated
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Jun 17, 2014 06:07
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- Machai
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Nothing. I make no noise when I have sex. My ex complained and asked me to make noise then asked me to stop because she knew I was making fake noises.
I just start barking or using a cheesy fake french accent and they quickly tell me to shut up
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Jun 17, 2014 06:09
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- mazzi Chart Czar
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Ohhhh SMack My BItch Up!
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Jun 17, 2014 06:10
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- weird
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by zen death robot
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Jun 17, 2014 07:50
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- thewizardofshoe
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"Brought to you by Toyota!"
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Jun 17, 2014 07:54
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- ZebTM
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i never know if ive come yet and it creates a lot of confusion
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Jun 17, 2014 07:55
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- Ace of Baes
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*in a skeeter from Doug voice* HONK! HONK!
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Jun 17, 2014 08:14
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- Korean Boomhauer
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"Support for streaming comes from NPR members and Whole Foods Markets."
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Jun 17, 2014 08:35
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- Bukowski
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hammulder
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SERENITY NOW, SERENITY NOW!!!!
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Jun 17, 2014 08:38
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- IsaoHung
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Everything they said is true
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Nothing. I make no noise when I have sex. My ex complained and asked me to make noise then asked me to stop because she knew I was making fake noises.
Are we the same person? According to my ex it was because of a lack of passion. She wasn't wrong, I really wasn't that into her.
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Jun 17, 2014 09:00
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- Korean Boomhauer
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sex is gross. instead of buying wedding rings or w/e just buy a playstation
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Jun 17, 2014 09:02
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- Cymbal Monkey
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Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!
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See I told ya, this is real.
Cymbal Monkey fucked around with this message at 09:19 on Jun 17, 2014
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Jun 17, 2014 09:17
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- Count Thrashula
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Death is nothing compared to vindication.
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"now don't tell anyone about this if you want your family to live"
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Jun 17, 2014 14:05
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- nvm no cake
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yahtzee!
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Jun 17, 2014 14:05
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- Bloodfart McCoy
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That's a high quality avatar right there.
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It's all ogre now
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Jun 17, 2014 15:23
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- ass
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i don't yell, i just pass gas on the woman's face
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Jun 17, 2014 15:27
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN just because it is Bloomsday you don't have to besmirch the great James Joyce like that.
He probably shouted "MOLLY I LOVE YOU," or something like that.
I shout "ARE YOU PREGGERS YET?!" over and over until I get her answer.
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Jun 17, 2014 15:40
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- Ape Fist
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Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
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Ughn.. Ooh, oooooh, ooooooh, UGGHHNNNNNREMEMBERTHESIXMILLION.
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Jun 17, 2014 15:46
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- Goons Are Gifts
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Basically this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWLSCWIlnK0
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Jun 17, 2014 16:56
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- PandaCookies
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Delicious endangered confection!
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I just goku scream.
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Jun 18, 2014 01:57
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- Slaapaav
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by Azathoth
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THATS THE BEST BURGER I EVER ATE!!!!!
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Jun 18, 2014 03:12
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- Slaapaav
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by Azathoth
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its what i yell
THATS THE BEST BURGER I EVER ATE!!!!!
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Jun 18, 2014 03:13
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 26, 2024 05:20
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- Captain No-mates
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i count the seconds i last in my head and i yell it out when i finish and run up to the whiteboard to write it down
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