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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

TheJoker138 posted:

According to several sources, Vince does not sleep. At least not in a way that resembles how a normal person sleeps.
"I don't sleep. I take thousands of micro-naps throughout the day.

...

...That's one."

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NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

What the gently caress even is Vince McMahon?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

NienNunb posted:

What the gently caress even is Vince McMahon?

maniacripper
May 3, 2009
STANNIS BURNS SHIREEN
HIZDAR IS THE HARPY
JON GETS STABBED TO DEATH
DANY FLIES OFF ON DROGON

NienNunb posted:

What the gently caress even is Vince McMahon?

Heaven won't let him in, and Satan is afraid he'll take over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4c78PZRsHs

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

NienNunb posted:

What the gently caress even is Vince McMahon?

A lich, duh. I'm pretty sure Titan Towers is his phylactery; when they were built he completed a dark ritual in the basement before it was sealed forever. He figures that a building will last for at least a hundred years before he has to find something else to bind himself to.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

hes a wrestling promoter

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

epitasis posted:

hes a wrestling promoter

If you said that in front of him he'd punch you in the neck.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

NienNunb posted:

If you said that in front of him he'd punch you in the neck.

Vince also lies to himself. It's quite sad, really.

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.

NienNunb posted:

What the gently caress even is Vince McMahon?

A miserable pile of YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOU'RE FAHHHHHHHHE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqQQ9_p02o0

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

maniacripper posted:

Heaven won't let him in, and Satan is afraid he'll take over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4c78PZRsHs
Vince is Lobo?!?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

NienNunb posted:

What the gently caress even is Vince McMahon?

One of God's prototypes.

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"
I really do think Vince is ego-maniacal enough to crash the company when he goes.

He's got a control freak streak three miles wide, and his ego will probably die 72 hours after his heart stops pumping.

Face it: Titan Tower will be his giant mausoleum, with all the wrestlers entombed with him.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Edwardian posted:

Face it: Titan Tower will be his giant mausoleum, with all the wrestlers entombed with him.

If Vince tries to entomb Jericho, he'll just break the walls down. :colbert:

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Great White Hope posted:

If Vince tries to entomb Jericho, he'll just break the walls down. :colbert:

I like this.

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Great White Hope posted:

If Vince tries to entomb Jericho, he'll just break the walls down. :colbert:

I really like you, GWH. :glomp:

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Dusty Rhodes posted:

Is England playing foot tonite ?

Of all my names The Cosmic Cowboy is a fav.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



lol

Sir Jebus
Feb 9, 2010

The only hero left for man is weed.


This is what all wrestlers on twitter should aspire to be

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I really miss the Dolph/AJ/Big E trio and their Twitter antics. :(

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Now I know why Coconono does his thing.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

MassRafTer posted:

Now I know why Coconono does his thing.



What do his fingers smell like?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Bard Maddox posted:

What do his fingers smell like?

I should've asked that instead of sending him a Valentine's Card.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

MassRafTer posted:

Now I know why Coconono does his thing.



You immediately said "Same to you with your viewer count", Right?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Bard Maddox posted:

What do his fingers smell like?

airplane bathrooms

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Gonzo McFee posted:

You immediately said "Same to you with your viewer count", Right?

I sent him the Valentine's Card I made of him but someone else followed up with that joke. He actually liked the card and took the rest of the trolling well so good on JB.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I imagine that it's something he's had a lot of practice with.

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Nice to see Dave and Kofi catching up

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

sportsgenius86 posted:

Nice to see Dave and Kofi catching up

:drat:

Psychlone
Sep 3, 2004

It's never straight up and down!

Great White Hope posted:

If Vince tries to entomb Jericho, he'll just break the walls down. :colbert:

For the love of God, Monseignor (McMahon)!

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011



I just assume the audio crew piped the Goldberg chant over the PA for this.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
http://instagram.com/p/pj7QYpiZb2/

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


hastag emmalation.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Del Raminos posted:

Drax The Destroyer

Dave is the biggest coolest nerd who could kick my rear end easily.

And he has good taste in hats.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

Dave is the biggest coolest nerd who could kick my rear end easily.

And he has good taste in hats.

No, Vin Diesel is cooler than Dave.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Dave isn't a loving nerd he's a great worker who is working you nerds into seeing his comic book movie. HE'S COOL HE TOLD ME. Please say you are cool Dave.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



MassRafTer posted:

Dave isn't a loving nerd he's a great worker who is working you nerds into seeing his comic book movie. HE'S COOL HE TOLD ME. Please say you are cool Dave.

Then why is he wearing a Lambda Lambda Lambda shirt?

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Endless Mike posted:

No, Vin Diesel is cooler than Dave.

I wonder if Vin tried to get Dave into his Pathfinder campaign.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Regrettable posted:

Then why is he wearing a Lambda Lambda Lambda shirt?

it's a real frat!

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Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

oatgan posted:

it's a real frat!

says the Omega Mu

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