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gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

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Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

watch

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

no I don't because I've never said that

see, it's like clockwork

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
Tolerance is gay and lame and doesn't make people laugh so I hate it.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Effectronica posted:

watch


see, it's like clockwork

still *yawn*

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

gleep gloop posted:

Tolerance is gay and lame and doesn't make people laugh so I hate it.

lol

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Comedy is true equality, for we all laugh.

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

The Taint Reaper posted:

All I remember from Preacher is that a bum somehow poo poo out his intestines on a park bench and I wanted to know how but they never explained how a man shits out all of his internal organs.

Actually, it was a woman :smithicide:.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

So I got pulsatile tinnitus in my right ear, and it basically sounds like a dance club in there all day long, just like thumping bass nonstop.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

JebanyPedal posted:

So I got pulsatile tinnitus in my right ear, and it basically sounds like a dance club in there all day long, just like thumping bass nonstop.

cool

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax

The Taint Reaper posted:

Comedy is true equality, for we all laugh.

even when you laugh at someone, they might feel sad but if there are more people laughing it's a net positive in the end. the benefits of the majority over the feelings of the few

:ussr:

Livewire42
Oct 2, 2013

Twee as gently caress posted:

even when you laugh at someone, they might feel sad but if there are more people laughing it's a net positive in the end. the benefits of the majority over the feelings of the few

:ussr:

So you see comedy is the true socialism, Fire should approve of our laughter at his expense.

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

Thug Lessons posted:

They sound like really cool and funny ppl who could definitely post in fyad if they gave it a shot.

nah

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Wow, I missed some poo poo

And I learned about Fire, a goon I had heard about but never investigated or knew the whole story about

Until now

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
who did that reading of fires post

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

The Taint Reaper posted:

All I remember from Preacher is that a bum somehow poo poo out his intestines on a park bench and I wanted to know how but they never explained how a man shits out all of his internal organs.

preacher.txt

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
The amazing thing about Fire is that this is his second dramatic forums meltdown. The last time his account was banned outright because he got really angry about how everyone mocked him for being a gigantic whiny idiot. For some drat reason an admin gave him a new account for free. You'd expect him to maybe try and fly under the radar, right? Nope, he posted exactly the same as he did on his original account and everyone realized who he was and the general mockery resumed.

Dude had been on the forums forever too, you'd think he'd eventually learn how they work, but nope, not our Fire.

goatse.cx
Nov 21, 2013
we're getting badly off topic, heres a goon

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
Ozma giving fire an account just sums up exactly why SA has such a declining rate of new users.

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

The amazing thing about Fire is that this is his second dramatic forums meltdown. The last time his account was banned outright because he got really angry about how everyone mocked him for being a gigantic whiny idiot. For some drat reason an admin gave him a new account for free. You'd expect him to maybe try and fly under the radar, right? Nope, he posted exactly the same as he did on his original account and everyone realized who he was and the general mockery resumed.

Dude had been on the forums forever too, you'd think he'd eventually learn how they work, but nope, not our Fire.

He constantly melts down. That really funny goldmined thread when he defended princess maker? That's from 2003

He's been melting the gently caress down on these forums for over a decade and still hasn't learned his lesson. He never stopped coming here under GomJabbar either he posted a few weeks ago lol. Why do they never learn their lessons?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Dune is a pretty good book.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

Twee as gently caress posted:

i seriously have to ask:

why do you allow your husband to put a pizza under your bed so he can start eating it at night? poo poo i mean why don't you go and put it in the fridge yourself and serve it up in the morning if he's too lazy to get up and do it himself?

i mean a pizza overnight under a bed is going to be a disgusting hotbed of bacterias seriously he could end up really sick



wait, does he have good insurance?

Well, I haven't really thought about it. He never got sick from eating the old pizza or anything. I figured maybe it was a cultural thing, he's from the Black Country. But it's probably just because he's a goony goon.

I love him no matter how many bed pizzas he eats. :love:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Clochette posted:

Well, I haven't really thought about it. He never got sick from eating the old pizza or anything. I figured maybe it was a cultural thing, he's from the Black Country. But it's probably just because he's a goony goon.

I love him no matter how many bed pizzas he eats. :love:

Why the gently caress would leaving a pizza out on the floor all night be a cultural thing? What the gently caress is wrong with you?

GOOCHY
Sep 17, 2003

In an interstellar burst I'm back to save the universe!
I liked this thread better when it was about pictures of goony motherfuckers.

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax

Clochette posted:

Well, I haven't really thought about it. He never got sick from eating the old pizza or anything. I figured maybe it was a cultural thing, he's from the Black Country. But it's probably just because he's a goony goon.

I love him no matter how many bed pizzas he eats. :love:

I'm serious though the number of bacterias multiply exponentially after it's been out at room temperature for 2 hours he could make himself really really sick (also it's gross)

You love your husband, then make him put his pizza in the fridge overnight for his sake

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Clochette posted:

Well, I haven't really thought about it. He never got sick from eating the old pizza or anything. I figured maybe it was a cultural thing, he's from the Black Country. But it's probably just because he's a goony goon.

I love him no matter how many bed pizzas he eats. :love:

you're completely retarded and I hate you.

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Why the gently caress would leaving a pizza out on the floor all night be a cultural thing? What the gently caress is wrong with you?

youve never met people from birmingham, have you?

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Clochette posted:

Well, I haven't really thought about it. He never got sick from eating the old pizza or anything. I figured maybe it was a cultural thing, he's from the Black Country.

Woah. Woah. This is exactly the kind of ignorant bullshit that was supposed to stop once we elected one of them as president

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

goatse.cx posted:

we're getting badly off topic, heres a goon



Myeah, see? This is how it's gonna be, buster. Swiped a spoon from the mess hall, see? Gonna eat all this Ben & Jerry's, see?

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

if you leave a lot of food out you probably have mice somehwere hiding too

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

Spanish Manlove posted:

you're completely retarded and I hate you.

:sparkles:

This is the Black Country btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrIqSlt9PXg

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Do you guys not have ants, roaches or pests in this "Black County"?

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Clochette posted:

Well, I haven't really thought about it. He never got sick from eating the old pizza or anything. I figured maybe it was a cultural thing, he's from the Black Country. But it's probably just because he's a goony goon.

I love him no matter how many bed pizzas he eats. :love:

You married a dirt person.

InterceptorV8
Mar 9, 2004

Loaded up and trucking.We gonna do what they say cant be done.
Mice droppings toppings.

loving hell.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Day old pizza at room temp is the best pizza.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Twee as gently caress posted:

youve never met people from birmingham, have you?

I know Alabama is as rear end-backwards shithole but loving seriously?

Bregor posted:

Myeah, see? This is how it's gonna be, buster. Swiped a spoon from the mess hall, see? Gonna eat all this Ben & Jerry's, see?

ahahaha

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
goons









ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I know Alabama is as rear end-backwards shithole but loving seriously?


ahahaha

Alabama is looking positively cosmopolitan compared to these grossnards

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

i love it when a big red custom title goes through while i'm reading a thread.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

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Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

Corsets are the female fedora. That and rainbow-colored hair.

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