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Hashtag Nascar
Jan 4, 2012


A white flag making a French flag, a joke about surrendering.

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Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

Total Meatlove posted:

Worst game so far?

Argentina - Switzerland was pretty loving dire

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

there's a new pope?

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Xachariah posted:

You'd think so but Brazil is going to dive excessively and shamelessly like no one is watching and their reputations aren't torn to shreds by every melodramatic act.

Oh god, I forgot about this tactic. I wonder how Landon would feel about this.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

JFairfax posted:

there's a new pope?

yeah, its the German goalie.

Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew

Electronico6 posted:

Argentina - Switzerland was pretty loving dire

yeah that was way worse than this one.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Schuerrle proved himself unable to not shoot the French people, gotta run in his blood.

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

neuer for galactic chancellor

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
Nigeria- uhh Algeria? don't remember was loving atrocious, this is nothing against that one

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

Xachariah posted:

You'd think so but Brazil is going to dive excessively and shamelessly like no one is watching and their reputations aren't torn to shreds by every melodramatic act.

well if it keeps up like this no one will be

Lord of Garbagemen
Jan 28, 2014

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Healbot posted:

Schuerrle proved himself unable to not shoot the French people, gotta run in his blood.

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


i did nazi this coming

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Someone get that dude with the flowers in his hair waving france goodbye.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Kurtofan posted:

do you get a trophy for this?

Yes mostly it is top goalscorer and best young player trophies.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
who gives a flying gently caress what danny murphy thinks

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
lol at Neuer and Schweinsteiger directing the stands

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

SkySteak posted:

Keep us informed.

Bitch I might

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents
Holy poo poo Schurrle is so bad.

I thought Benzema was good, and has been this whole tournament. I call him a poo poo a lot for Madrid but he's the only attacking player for France that has shown hints of world class this tournament.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


But man, France would've 100% won in overtime, no more subs to get Khedira and Schweinsteiger out, who were mainly busy not falling down unconscious, and Germanys retarded brains swapped for Kramer.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

The Mash posted:

Holy poo poo Schurrle is so bad.

I thought Benzema was good, and has been this whole tournament. I call him a poo poo a lot for Madrid but he's the only attacking player for France that has shown hints of world class this tournament.

Valbuena was good in earlier games, also other dudes. Benzema had like one or two good games

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
And now for some real football

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Healbot posted:

But man, France would've 100% won in overtime, no more subs to get Khedira and Schweinsteiger out, who were mainly busy not falling down unconscious, and Germanys retarded brains swapped for Kramer.

I'd like to think this was absolutely France's strategy but they just forgot to score a goal in regular time.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

that was so boring

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

straight up brolic posted:

that was so boring

there have been more exciting games this world cup but this is bullshit.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


germany once again ruins a perfectly nice day

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Sissoko on the right might have been a good idea for France as a sub. He generally plays really well so long as Debuchy is behind him

Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew
hmmmmmmmmmm I could watch that Neuer save again and again.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

JFairfax posted:

who gives a flying gently caress what danny murphy thinks

it's easy to get a job in english television punditry if you once played for liverpool


i actually think murphy has been the best co commentator for the bbc. obviously that's not a massive achievement but still.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

eviljelly posted:

there have been more exciting games this world cup but this is bullshit.

Agreed. It was decent and below average in some areas for the cup, but it was not really boring.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
It's not like germany parked ten guys in the defensive half for 90 minutes. France just sucked.

CaptainRightful
Jan 11, 2005

People claiming that match was boring have just been spoiled by the rest of the tournament. Would have loved to see Benzema pull even at the death there. Huge save. Feeling good about Colombia's chances to go all the way now.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
That was a bad match. It was a World Cup quarter-final between two top teams played with the pace and intensity of a friendly.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010
france showed no fight, and germany were extremely efficient, what the hell else would you expect

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

stickyfngrdboy posted:

france showed no fight, and germany were extremely efficient, what the hell else would you expect

agreed, op.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


stickyfngrdboy posted:

france showed no fight, and germany were extremely efficient, what the hell else would you expect

a good game

eviljelly
Aug 29, 2004

it was a good game. france just sucked and neuer ruled too hard.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Elliptical Dick posted:

hmmmmmmmmmm I could watch that Neuer save again and again.

what minute was it? stream messed up near the end

e: this one http://fitbamob.com/b/or4xPvv/ ?

Karl Sharks fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Jul 4, 2014

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
so glad espn cut world cup analysis to cover the hotdog eating contest.

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Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Apparently one competitor has spent ten years isolating one muscle in his body, the tongue. I wonder how he did that?

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