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Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

greatZebu posted:

What's going on with that picture? A sleeping man with an axe, surrounded by candles? idgi
It's someone's avatar.

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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I demand tribute lest my vig be pointed toward you!

I demand a quality haiku from each of you. Worst haiku shall perish.

I am a cruel god!

Fear and worship me!

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem
roses are red
violets are blue shoot
yourself

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


I will not haiku
I will not be made a fool
Go gently caress yourself Keane

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
There once was a poster named Keane
Who was new to the mafia scene
He weighed half a tonne
but he carried a gun
So we couldn't say anything mean

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

Asiina posted:

There once was a poster named Keane
Who was new to the mafia scene
He weighed half a tonne
but he carried a gun
So we couldn't say anything mean
this isn't even a haiku, it's a limerick :colbert:

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
this is a haiku
you can not vig me anyway
good luck c c keane

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

Juanito posted:

this isn't even a haiku, it's a limerick :colbert:

Neither was yours!

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

Asiina posted:

Neither was yours!
modkill requested for haiku sass

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

I cannot haiku.
tis depressingly sad but true
always out by one syllable

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
The Jamuraan man
Had a very lovely band
Even worst than Coldplay

greatZebu
Aug 29, 2004

Juanito posted:

It's someone's avatar.

Ahh, thanks. I keep avatars turned off, so these things tend to go over my head.

greatZebu
Aug 29, 2004

This is extortion
I object strenuously
Cherry blossoms bloom

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

My darling CC
Keen as the brightest pupil
And in your first game!

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

Juanito posted:

this isn't even a haiku, it's a limerick :colbert:

Limericks are clearly far superior.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

fiery_valkyrie posted:

Limericks are clearly far superior.

I'll allow it.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I considered writing a haiku, but it would have just been the word butts written 17 times.

Ardulac
May 31, 2005

"There is a difference between fear and caution."

CCKeane posted:

I'll allow it.
Your dictates were clear.
Ignoring rules that were set
will lead to distrust.

Nah, you're still new.
I'm sure people will forgive
in light of that fact.

Jamuraan
Oct 10, 2005

Jamuraan, J.D. in Critical Reasoning and Logic
Ask me about how good I am at party games! Please god ask me about how good I am at party games!
hey keane hey keane hey
hey keane hey keane hey keane hey
hey keane i love you

Ardulac
May 31, 2005

"There is a difference between fear and caution."

Jamuraan posted:

hey keane hey keane hey
hey keane hey keane hey keane hey
hey keane i love you
Ooh, I am sorry.
I think she says it Keen-ee.
Try harder next time.

Not really sure.
I just dislike lazy jokes.
I hope you are shot.

The clear best choice though
is the one who claimed Miller
sincet is Day 1.

Barehanded Brother
Feb 12, 2007

When you have a Hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Ardulac posted:

Ooh, I am sorry.
I think she says it Keen-ee.
Try harder next time.

Not really sure.
I just dislike lazy jokes.
I hope you are shot.

The clear best choice though
is the one who claimed Miller
sincet is Day 1.

scumpost, get lynched, ##vote ardulac

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

Ardulac posted:

Ooh, I am sorry.
I think she says it Keen-ee.
Try harder next time.

Not really sure.
I just dislike lazy jokes.
I hope you are shot.

The clear best choice though
is the one who claimed Miller
sincet is Day 1.

Is this your first game?
Of course I claimed on Day 1
Why would I hide it?

Jamuraan
Oct 10, 2005

Jamuraan, J.D. in Critical Reasoning and Logic
Ask me about how good I am at party games! Please god ask me about how good I am at party games!
keane managed to kill day one in his very first game

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Jamuraan posted:

keane managed to kill day one in his very first game

I am a hero.

What if I told you all that I WASN'T a vig, and I just wanted to fill the world with beautiful poetry? What then.

What...then.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

CCKeane posted:

I am a hero.

What if I told you all that I WASN'T a vig, and I just wanted to fill the world with beautiful poetry? What then.

What...then.

Then, you WOULD be a hero.

Ardulac
May 31, 2005

"There is a difference between fear and caution."

Asiina posted:

Is this your first game?
Of course I claimed on Day 1
Why would I hide it?
I do not blame you.
Claiming is a valid choice,
but you would distract.

So if we kill you,
then we could end the debate.
The wise decision.

CCKeane posted:

I am a hero.

What if I told you all that I WASN'T a vig, and I just wanted to fill the world with beautiful poetry? What then.

What...then.
Color me surprised.
I understand your motives,
it creates content.

greatZebu
Aug 29, 2004

Ardulac posted:

I do not blame you.
Claiming is a valid choice,
but you would distract.

So if we kill you,
then we could end the debate.
The wise decision.

Was there even a distraction or a debate though? No one was talking about it until you brought it up. And if you thought Asiina had to go, you could have voted for her immediately. Or you could vote for her now, which you still haven't done. To me it looks like you're trying to get her killed without voting for her, which I don't like at all.

##vote Ardulac

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

greatZebu posted:

Was there even a distraction or a debate though? No one was talking about it until you brought it up. And if you thought Asiina had to go, you could have voted for her immediately. Or you could vote for her now, which you still haven't done. To me it looks like you're trying to get her killed without voting for her, which I don't like at all.

##vote Ardulac
##vote Ardulac

yeah, in yo face

Ardulac
May 31, 2005

"There is a difference between fear and caution."

greatZebu posted:

Was there even a distraction or a debate though? No one was talking about it until you brought it up. And if you thought Asiina had to go, you could have voted for her immediately. Or you could vote for her now, which you still haven't done. To me it looks like you're trying to get her killed without voting for her, which I don't like at all.

##vote Ardulac

I'll break from the haiku thing to explain this.

1) Millers are almost always a distraction. Whether it became one yet is irrelevant since most people have just sort of been going through the motions and it was likely to happen after the holiday weekend.
2) There are decent reasons why Miller claiming often leads to debates. It is an occasional Scum gambit and eventually we'll have to decide whether we believe Asiina since Scum will almost never kill a claimed Miller. It gives her an excuse to live through the whole game and ensures that she won't be caught by the most common mechanical way of catching Scum.
3) I think LYNCHING claimed Millers on Day 1 is a stupid policy lynch since lynches are a good way to see opinions from most of the people in a game about an individual and reducing that to a formula similarly reduces the information gained. Vigging them on the other hand is a sound decision since it really only speaks to one person's alignment anyway.
4) This is a stupid chain of votes on me. Of the votes on me, I think greatZebu's seems the most Scummy but this is his/her actual first game and I'm against lynching newbies Day 1.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

greatZebu posted:

Was there even a distraction or a debate though? No one was talking about it until you brought it up. And if you thought Asiina had to go, you could have voted for her immediately. Or you could vote for her now, which you still haven't done. To me it looks like you're trying to get her killed without voting for her, which I don't like at all.

##vote Ardulac

This sounds weird. Like its almost too forceful of an initiative.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
If I am correct it seems like an inorganic idea being pushed through forcefully, or greatZebu is town who doesn't think what arc did was really that scummy and is just testing for reactions.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
poo poo i can't make joke votes now because i posted real opinions
fuuuuuuuuuck now i have to actually try day one

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

mr.capps posted:

poo poo i can't make joke votes now because i posted real opinions
fuuuuuuuuuck now i have to actually try day one

rekt

You'll have to drag me out of jokemode. :tutbutt:

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Asiina posted:

rekt

You'll have to drag me out of jokemode. :tutbutt:

##vote asiina
:kheldragar:

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
So much for actually trying! :spooky:

greatZebu
Aug 29, 2004

mr.capps posted:

If I am correct it seems like an inorganic idea being pushed through forcefully, or greatZebu is town who doesn't think what arc did was really that scummy and is just testing for reactions.

I was mostly trying to aim the thread toward "discuss who might be scum" and away from "everyone write me a poem". FWIW Ardulac's response seems reasonable to me.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

greatZebu posted:

I was mostly trying to aim the thread toward "discuss who might be scum" and away from "everyone write me a poem". FWIW Ardulac's response seems reasonable to me.

unvote him and help me drag asiina out of joke phrase
muahahha

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Remember guys, if I die capps is scum!

I saw it in a dream.

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem
##vote Asiina

:allears:

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Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I was running along the beach. It was sunrise and the waves were crashing.

I saw the silhouette of a man on a horse approaching me. Could this be my prince charming?

As he got nearer he slowed the steed before he came to a stop before me. It was capps, shirt billowing, hair flowing.

He leaned down to speak and I craned my neck to hear his secret.

"i'm scum lol" he whispered.

His horse pooped right there in the sand, and he rode away.

Then I woke up.

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