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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Ozz81 posted:

THE GLAZE I SEE & THE RED IN YOUR EYES
MAKES ME BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE SUPER HIGH

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DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
RVD is lasting a long rear end time against Rusev.

bartok
May 10, 2006



kidcoelacanth posted:

Haha, hey guys. More like JOB Van Dam, am I right? heh

I don't get it

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Luigi Thirty posted:

Why does the authority not Reigns in matches like these instead of giving him title shots if they don't like him

Kayfabe destroyed

By putting Roman in a match where one of his opponents is John Cena, it becomes very likely that John Cena will take umbrage to Reigns' behaviour. This will cause Roman to retroactively become evil and join The Authority. It's a flawless idea.

Also,

Shima Honnou posted:

420 OF A KIND

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

triplexpac posted:

Has King called Montreal Bizzaroland yet?

No Canadian heels right now.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
"Why don't you just call the match?" -Michael Cole


WWE's Michael Cole said this.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



triplexpac posted:

Has King called Montreal Bizzaroland yet?
It's not Bizarroland until they care about midcard matches.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Has this been the longest Rusev singles match?

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Omally posted:

lawler thinks rvd is a young man and lana is an old crone

Lana is older than 15 so this makes sense from Lawler's perspective.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I have no problem with RVD. He's a jobber that crowds actually care about and who can give guys more credibility than if they beat, say, Kofi.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

I do love Rusev's superkick

Dey Yah
Dec 18, 2010
JBL: "All this is doin' is angryin' Rusev!"

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Ed him Rusev

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Boris & Natasha win!

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Break his back, gently caress his rear end rusev!

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

bartok posted:

I don't get it

He's going to job

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

God that was boring and dull and it sucked.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Rusev did not want to let go, it was his first experience of being high.

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN
Lana is a human Barbie

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
The flage owns

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
Cant wait to see Rusev get jobbed to Cena after Battleground

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Rusev is hulking up. :ohdear:

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

DingoSlasher posted:

Rusev did not want to let go, it was his first experience of being high.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

The John Cena cover shoulda fallen instead.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Surprised they haven't sold the flag due to budget cuts yet

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Ozz81 posted:

Boris & Natasha win!

If only there was a Moose and Squirrel. Wait a minute, I've got just the two guys!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Codependent Poster posted:

The John Cena cover shoulda fallen instead.

:lol:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
John Morrison return confirmed.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
For real though, Rusev needs a strike finisher. If they're protecting him and he fights anyone else who's protected, they're not going to be tapping.

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

Break his back, gently caress his rear end rusev!

Also don't forget to make him humble

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



The flag should get the cage lowering theme.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

crazycarl posted:

Also don't forget to make him humble

RVD is already super humble.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Just have Vince come out on his knees and beg people to get the WWE Network.

Vertigo Ambrosia
May 26, 2004
Heretic, please.

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

God that was boring and dull and it sucked.

Just like every other Rusev match!

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

I'm still insulted by the very idea of the Purge

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Why do they want me to turn off raw and watch MITB for free???

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

kdrudy posted:

I'm still insulted by the very idea of the Purge

If they don't make a prequel called The Binge I'm gonna loving riot.

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN

Codependent Poster posted:

The John Cena cover shoulda fallen instead.

:laffo:

The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President
The flag should be a picture of Putin on a horse.

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

bartok posted:

Just have Vince McMandow come out on his knees and beg people to get the WWE Network.

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