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the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN

Mechafunkzilla posted:

suck his dick Seth

hahahahahhaa

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crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners

Pariah Rex posted:

Has a losing streak gimmick ever been a good thing for a persons career?

Triple H did ok

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Pariah Rex posted:

Has a losing streak gimmick ever been a good thing for a persons career?

i still remember gillberg, does that count

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?

Mons Hubris posted:

Seth glanced down suggestively when he said "the measuring stick"

Does he know about Batista?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"You're full of crap Seth! Also you're really great and cool!"

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
ACTING

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Lol why does he always have to make those pointless comments that just drag people down

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

WadeBartender posted:

remember when people were saying cesaro wasnt buried last week because he beat up kofi because lmao gently caress

No you see he is in the IC title battle royal which is a huge step up from being penciled in to win the money in the bank briefcase.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Daniel Bryan coming back tonight

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

great segment

pulp rag
Feb 25, 2013

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor
Okay, two things:

1. I really want to see Kofi/Big E getting pushed to the moon

2. Seth laughing at Cena pointing out the vest

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

sportsgenius86 posted:

Lol why does he always have to make those pointless comments that just drag people down

Oh it's your first John Cena promo?

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
faaaarrrrrrrrttttt

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006

Was that a quasi serious cena promo?

The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President
Cena should take Bo Dallas' gimmick.

Rand McNally
May 20, 2007
Why doesn't anyone make fun of the jorts?

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Hoping Kofi and Big E form a team because then we'd have FIVE tag teams!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Mons Hubris posted:

Seth glanced down suggestively when he said "the measuring stick"

He must be flashing back to his, uh, "wrestling" matches he used to do.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


2014 Raw stats

Kofi wins: 3

1 vs then-WWE champ Orton
1 vs Cesaro off-screen on App
1 vs Cesaro on-screen

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Pariah Rex posted:

Has a losing streak gimmick ever been a good thing for a persons career?

daniel bryan got a world championship run out of it that propelled him to the top

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Hey that WWE network ad has Sportsgenius86 in it.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

The Cosby Mysteries posted:

Cena should take Bo Dallas' gimmick.

bo dallas took cena's gimmick

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
It's funny when we all are surprised and congratulatory when Cena does a promo that doesn't completely crap all over the other guy (sometimes literally)

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Kofi is winning the IC guys.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Guardians of the Galaxy?

More like

Garbage of the Galaxy

amiright?

Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Say what you want about the current product but we are living in a world where Taj the Destroyer is working a story line with John Cena. That's a world I want to live in. :allears:

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010
That "Streak is over" guy should be getting royalties by now

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

dialhforhero posted:

Guardians of the Galaxy?

More like

Garbage of the Galaxy

amiright?

No, the tree and the raccoon save the movie.

The Cosby Mysteries
Oct 5, 2007

Happy Birthday, Mr. President

Omally posted:

bo dallas took cena's gimmick

Good point!

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

dialhforhero posted:

Guardians of the Galaxy?

More like

a cool and good movie for totally cool people

amiright?

yea

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

DeathChicken posted:

You see they're having Cesaro lose all the time to protect him for a big title reign or something

Let's take a guy who is over and has a catchphrase and fans are solidly embracing him as a face with a cool face move and pair him with a manager who spends all his time talking up a part-timer turn him heel give him lovely music and not let him use the cool face move.

IT'LL WORK I PROMISE

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Right now is a great time to be a mid carder because there's some pretty good wrestling going on sub Championship level.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Bard Maddox posted:

daniel bryan got a world championship run out of it that propelled him to the top

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Fandango!

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I feel like Some poo poo Might Go Down tonight but I dunno what or why

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
Subway is a letdown. Publix subs are magical.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




dialhforhero posted:

Guardians of the Galaxy?

More like

Garbage of the Galaxy

amiright?

I want this movie to be good but I'm getting more and more worried about it.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

dialhforhero posted:

Guardians of the Galaxy?

More like

Garbage of the Galaxy

amiright?

Wow can you guys believe this post? What an a-hole

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Hey I went to fandango.com and there's no dancing guy at all!

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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

If you don't enjoy a movie with Vin Diesel as a talking tree then the problem lies with you, not the movie

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