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Everybody who went over should be forced to have a Jozytar until he finally reaches their goal prediction.
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I went over with my courageous guess that he would get Bendtners tally+1. Who could have loving guessed that Bendtner would score twice as many in 8 games as Jozy did in a season..
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Jul 8, 2014 14:03
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204 pages someone run the numbers how many premier league games would jozy have to play at his current scoring rate to score 204 premier league goals, and how many seasons would this be
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Jul 8, 2014 14:54
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Duncan Sperguson posted:204 pages He has 2 goals in 58 games. To score 204 goals he would have to play 5916 games. This is 155.7 seasons.
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Jul 8, 2014 14:58
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Duncan Sperguson posted:He has 2 goals in 58 games. Sick advanced stats, can we get a G/PaJS (Goals / Posts about Jozy Scoring)?
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Jul 8, 2014 15:14
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im not advanced enough to do that, i am british and i am scared of maths
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Jul 8, 2014 15:18
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I wonder how many times he fell over last season
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Jul 8, 2014 15:18
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Jose posted:I wonder how many times he fell over last season Falling while shooting per shot per goal
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Jul 8, 2014 15:34
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Ninpo won ages ago but then he disappeared
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Jul 8, 2014 15:50
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The Finn posted:Ninpo won ages ago but then he disappeared Someone put in the call after the Uraguay game... 
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Jul 8, 2014 16:02
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JFairfax posted:Someone put in the call after the Uraguay game... Can't believe it's not #9
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Duncan Sperguson posted:im not advanced enough to do that, i am british and i am scared of maths come on challenge yourself. youll never know how rewarding unlocking an advanced stat is until you try
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Jul 8, 2014 16:07
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JFairfax posted:Someone put in the call after the Uraguay game... Lol at the blood
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Jul 8, 2014 16:15
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African AIDS cum posted:Lol at the blood odd placement..more like SITONHER
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Jul 8, 2014 16:40
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Get that hammy straight man. You guys did awesome in Brazil. Now it's your time since you guys turned it around at Sunderland. I support every Premier team that takes a chance on Americans. Show Em a real American forward sir!!!!
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Jul 8, 2014 17:29
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Brazil were really missing Big Jozy out there
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Jul 9, 2014 08:10
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Parity warning posted:Brazil were really missing Big Jozy out there He's a good lad op. Easily good enough to play for Brazil.
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Jul 9, 2014 10:23
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Imagine if Jozy played for Germany, what he could've done with all that service.
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Jul 9, 2014 10:38
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Dunban posted:Imagine if Jozy played for Germany, what he could've done with all that service. I dont think the german lads are 'athletic' enough for jozy
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Jul 9, 2014 10:41
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http://www.fifa.com/worldcup/statistics/players/distance.html Sort by top speed, lowest to highest There's a whole bunch of goalkeepers around 20-22 km/h and then code:
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Jul 10, 2014 09:35
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code:
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Jul 10, 2014 09:43
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I can sort of excuse the distance with him playing 23 minutes total, but who the gently caress plays striker for a team in the world cup and doesn't sprint once in 23 minutes?
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Jul 10, 2014 09:46
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The funniest part is that he hurt himself reaching that speed. He reached his limit and died like the piece of poo poo player he is.
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Jul 10, 2014 09:47
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Advanced Stats: Algeria's Hassan Yebda, who's 6 years older and played 5 less minutes than Jozy, covered 0.7 km more and was 6.3 kmh faster.
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Jul 10, 2014 09:56
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tetsman posted:Advanced Stats: Algeria's Hassan Yebda, who's 6 years older and played 5 less minutes than Jozy, covered 0.7 km more and was 6.3 kmh faster. something something african physique
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Jul 10, 2014 09:58
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Jozy is fat and poo poo
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Jul 10, 2014 16:04
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TheBigAristotle posted:Jozy is fat and poo poo I'm glad we've got the advanced stats to finally prove it
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Jul 10, 2014 16:05
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Um Jozy is athletic though?
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Jul 10, 2014 16:08
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Yes but what is Jozy's FtSR (fat to poo poo ratio)?
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Jul 10, 2014 16:27
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corn in the fridge posted:Yes but what is Jozy's FtSR (fat to poo poo ratio)? 1:1
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Jul 10, 2014 16:29
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I ran the numbers (advanced stats community member here) and this is correct
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Jul 10, 2014 16:30
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tetsman posted:I ran the numbers (advanced stats community member here) and this is correct I think you have a wrong coefficient or something because as fat as that fucker is, he's much more poo poo. By my calculations we're looking at 6:9 reduced to 2:3 for the proper FtSR
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Earthy Ape Unit posted:I think you have a wrong coefficient or something because as fat as that fucker is, he's much more poo poo. I used Nate Silver's Power-Offsides Situation and measured it against the KFC Rating and the 1:1 was clear, op. Perhaps you are afraid of numbers.
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Could someone explain the KFC rating to me I only been watching soccer for a couple months I'm not down with the advanced stats yet.
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Brendan Rodgers posted:Could someone explain the KFC rating to me I only been watching soccer for a couple months I'm not down with the advanced stats yet. This explains a lot about your coaching style.
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Was Mitt Romney offside?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBVNiasodUk
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Jul 10, 2014 22:12
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 Shame that advanced stats still can't capture all 5 tools properly.
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Jul 10, 2014 23:55
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tetsman posted:I used Nate Silver's Power-Offsides Situation and measured it against the KFC Rating and the 1:1 was clear, op. Perhaps you are afraid of numbers. Yup, there it is. You used the KFC Rating instead of the KFC Extra Crispy Rating. Try plugging it in again.
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