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psyopmonkey posted:Vascularity is gross... objectively wrong
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Do it. You'll feel strong and alpha as gently caress even if you aren't a super gym nerd that worries about 6 days splits and perfect macros. Sex is amazing when juiced too.
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Jul 12, 2014 07:25
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psyopmonkey posted:Thats gross and retarded. I bet she can do a lot of kegels
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Jul 12, 2014 07:31
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you should probably do it under professional medical advisement, and they'll probably just tell you to stop being a moron unless you're actually trying to be a professional athlete or something so glad TRT is completely banned from UFC
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Jul 12, 2014 07:39
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naem posted:I bet she can do a lot of kegels imagine if instead of lifting weights she squatted down on ur penis then flexed her vagina and lifted you off the ground.
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Jul 12, 2014 07:51
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EA Sports posted:imagine if instead of lifting weights she squatted down on ur penis then flexed her vagina and lifted you off the ground. getting detached internal dick tissue amkes me so fuckin horny
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Jul 12, 2014 07:55
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Everything about it
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Jul 12, 2014 07:56
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EA Sports posted:imagine if instead of lifting weights she squatted down on ur penis then flexed her vagina and lifted you off the ground. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87R9u4IO7qs
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Jul 12, 2014 08:01
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would x4
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Jul 12, 2014 08:06
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Say Nothing posted:Do it! I SAID DO IT
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Jul 12, 2014 08:18
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Say Nothing posted:How about just being hulktardedly huge? the only competition he cant win is a clapping competition
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Jul 12, 2014 08:20
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Is she really holding that with her hooch
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Jul 12, 2014 08:26
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SaltLick posted:I'm not a fan of needles even bitch insulin needles so I dunno. Will consider face injections insulin needles don't really hurt fyi unless you get really unlucky with placement
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Jul 12, 2014 08:28
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Use synthol. What could possibly go wrong? 
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Jul 12, 2014 09:14
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naem posted:Is she really holding that with her hooch so there u go
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I don't suggest it but you're the master of your own destiny. not according to the US government
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Jul 12, 2014 13:50
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Do it. If you don't use gear you're a pussy.
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Jul 12, 2014 14:11
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Do it. You can sit on the couch and gain more muscle than the clean dudes in the gym. Just gotta watch your diet so you keep the fatness down. Pros - muscles with low effort and all of the things that come with that - may be able to do more than one cock pushup Cons - acne everywhere - smaller nuts (though this may make your dick look bigger as an optical illusion) - can't date hipster girls As long as you cycle right and don't go full crazy long term, you can avoid growing tits, permanent low testosterone, impotence, etc. Disclaimer I do not take steroids nor have I, I need my testicles to remain as large as possible. -
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Jul 12, 2014 14:37
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Suddenly the cover of Rumours makes a lot more sense.
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Gorefluff posted:Do it. You'll feel strong and alpha as gently caress even if you aren't a super gym nerd that worries about 6 days splits and perfect macros. Sex is amazing when juiced too. I hear the boners are amazing. I like boners and having sex with a throbbing cock
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SaltLick posted:I hear the boners are amazing. I like boners and having sex with a throbbing cock This is correct. Something to do with steroids increasing your blood pressure or the amount of blood in your veins or whatever. I don't know the gay science behind it, I just inject that poo poo and work out a lot.
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Jul 12, 2014 22:36
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Steroids are legal, which means they're probably good for you. They are only banned in sports because they make you too awesome. Go wild, OP!
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Jul 12, 2014 23:16
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Take your steroid once a day to keep the doctor away.
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Jul 12, 2014 23:17
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do it
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Jul 12, 2014 23:33
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naem posted:Is she really holding that with her hooch yes http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/08/worlds-strongest-vagina_n_2837269.html
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Jul 12, 2014 23:41
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ok where do i get steroids to take. the LA fitness locker room says dont do steroids so maybe that isnt the best place to ask
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SaltLick posted:ok where do i get steroids to take. the LA fitness locker room says dont do steroids so maybe that isnt the best place to ask Tijuana
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Jul 13, 2014 04:45
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Don Tacorleone posted:Tijuana
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Say Nothing posted:Use synthol. Yeah synthol is really the best. It's natural looking and people will think you are hella strong
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Jul 13, 2014 04:52
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A coworker of mine is on his third or forth cycle of steroids and HGH and he still can't break 150
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ZombieParts posted:Yeah synthol is really the best. It's natural looking and people will think you are hella strong i want this. i mean that one girl who wanted a big rear end and had concrete injected into it turned out okay right
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SaltLick posted:ok where do i get steroids to take. the LA fitness locker room says dont do steroids so maybe that isnt the best place to ask Just do like this guy 
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the one weird trick gyms dont want you to know!! 1) buy a lot of protein powder, eat nothing but protein and oatmeal shakes all day 2) add creatine. eat 50g of creatine 3) inject deca straight into your dick through the uretha 4) inject anadol-50 straight into your left testicle now enjoy as you sit back and play world of warcraft while gaining a six pack
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Xaris posted:the one weird trick gyms dont want you to know!! post a lot on tumblr about "thinspiration" and "beast mode"
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Jul 13, 2014 05:32
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do it, you'll feel like/be superhuman and will get a massive unsatisfiable sex drive with wicked boners... or you'll just get lots of negative sides and go bald with gross looking fat nips and be in a real pissy mood all the time it's an exciting game of genetic roulette! You'll either have no side effects and feel literally like a demigod or you'll be a titted bitchmade bald idiot. don't be a pussy just do it, bigass guage needles of testosterone enanthalate right in ur butt
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Justin Tyme posted:you'll just get lots of negative sides and go bald with gross looking fat nips and be in a real pissy mood all the time so he'll just stay the same
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Don Tacorleone posted:so he'll just stay the same I am neither fat nor bald
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mookface posted:A coworker of mine is on his third or forth cycle of steroids and HGH and he still can't break 150 
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make sure you use estrogen blockers or...things can go bad
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