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an astronaut that gets high all the time in space and tries to hide it from nasa
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this thread reminds me of when i first started smoking pot. obviously my parents inevitably caught me and i was grounded for like a month no phone etc... i never imagined at the time that my parents might smoke weed AT ALL. fast forward a few years and ive graduated and landed my first gig as a project manager for software development at an exciting new biotech company. it was at that time that my father decided to show me the bong chapel. i was visiting that christmas and after my sister's kids went to sleep my dad pulled me aside into his study and grabbed a secret lever which opened a dark, cool, concrete staircase downward into pitch black. he said "follow me, i have something to show you," and i followed him into what felt like the blackest black, i was sure the staircase would never end, but sure enough, it did after onnly like 10-12 steps. then he turned on the lights and it was like a huge room with like 1000 bongs made out of glimmering crystal, of the most beautiful makes and smoothest quality burning/ inhaling mechanisms of every kind, on multi-tiered platforms based upon their cost. the most expensive one was worth like 1 mil so thats the one we smoked out of first. also, with a keyboard in the side of hte room, he could make the bongs like vibrate and produce different notes and he let me try it. anyway, thats just one story from my cool adult life that i actually have, and it just goes to show you, sometimes when you think things are one way they are actually another.
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- deep dish peat moss
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an astronaut that gets high all the time in space and tries to hide it from nasa
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Jul 12, 2014 08:42
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it just goes to show you, sometimes when you think things are one way they are actually another
wisdome
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Jul 12, 2014 13:09
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He opened galtse.cx and copy/pasted everything to an empty Word document. He did a search for "John Galt" and replaced everything with "Weed". Rubbing his bearded chin rather smugly, he copied everything and posted the resulting text to BYOB.
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Jul 12, 2014 13:25
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Dr. Oz: Smoke this dank. It's good for glaucoma and fights cancer.
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Jul 12, 2014 17:47
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Oprah after long show about the goodness of kush weed: Now everyone check under your seats for a special surrrrrprrrrrriiiiissee!!
Audience: hellya a new tight rear end piece and some weed
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Jul 12, 2014 18:06
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Little Shop of Horrors except it s a giant weed plant
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Jul 12, 2014 18:07
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oprah's book club except it's oprah's kush club and only the best strains of weed get the oprah's kush club seal of approval
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Jul 12, 2014 18:14
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wicked production with hit song: defying gravity bong
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Jul 12, 2014 18:19
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wicked production with hit song: defying gravity bong
this is good, one step further, the green witch is green because she smokes so much weed.
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Jul 12, 2014 18:19
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wicked production with hit song: defying gravity bong
gravity, but instead of space snadra bullock has to visit three different dealers houses before the feds get there
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Jul 12, 2014 18:20
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- bwatts
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a guy who gets soooo high he tries to eat cotton
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Jul 12, 2014 18:20
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- the unabonger
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a guy who gets soooo high he tries to eat cotton
that guy must have been pretty high
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Jul 12, 2014 18:22
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Killer Bud is a serial killer named Bud who gets high all the time, like 24/7
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Jul 12, 2014 18:23
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- grab your piece, but instead of weed its a gun or maybe a pie
- grab you pipe, but instead of weed its a actual pipe
- rip this dude, but instead of weed it is a tear in the fabric of space
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Jul 12, 2014 18:24
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NYT: Obama's Counter-Terrorism Strategy Increasingly Relies on Dro Hits
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Jul 12, 2014 18:25
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Damian: Health, Spanish... You're taking 12th Grade botany?
Cady: Yeah, I like weed.
Damian: Eww. Why?
Cady: Because it's the same in every country.
Damian: That's beautiful. This girl is deep.
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Jul 12, 2014 18:25
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- beer pal
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facebook for weed
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Jul 12, 2014 18:25
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Killer Bud is a serial killer named Bud who gets high all the time, like 24/7
He has a dog that can play basketball. they kill together and they chill together
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Jul 12, 2014 18:26
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weedbook: it's the facebook for weed
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Jul 12, 2014 18:26
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harry potter but he gets sorted into hufflepuff and gets real into herbology if you catch my drift
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Jul 12, 2014 18:26
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harry potter but he gets sorted into hufflepuff and gets real into herbology if you catch my drift
harry pothead
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Jul 12, 2014 18:27
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weedbook: it's the facebook for weed
it uses a separate language like the pirate language. "What's in your piece?" for statuses, "ya i'd smoke it" instead of like, "bud list" instead of friends list, etc.
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Jul 12, 2014 18:29
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this has been done
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Jul 12, 2014 18:29
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http://www.hairypothead.net/
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Jul 12, 2014 18:31
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Hairy Pothead thinks he is an ordinary boy - until he is rescued by a biker, gets a glass bong, rides the magic bus, lives in a Cannabis Castle, attends Hempwards School of Herbcraft and Weedery, learns to play Qannabbi, does battle with a policeman, and smokes tons of marijuana. The reason: Hairy Pothead is a Weedster!
Come and meet Master Head Alwaze Duinthadope, Professor Moruvva McGanjagal, Professor Vacuous Vape, and all the rest of the Hempwards staff!
Hairy Pothead is a hilarious and subversive parody which will be enjoyed by anyone who gets a kick out of cannabis.
The book is printed in full color, and includes a dozen beautiful full-page illustrations to accompany the story.
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Jul 12, 2014 18:32
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lord of the nugs, sauron grew the dankest nug of all time in the volcanic soil of mordor but it ended up with frodo who has to adventure through all of middle earth to use the specialised volcano bong of mount doom
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Jul 12, 2014 18:34
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weedbook: it's the facebook for weed
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Jul 12, 2014 18:43
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tweeder
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Jul 12, 2014 18:43
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pineapple express, but about weed.
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Jul 12, 2014 18:45
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http://weedpals.com/ lmfao
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pineapple express, but about weed.
title is bullshit. didnt learn anything about pineapples
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Jul 12, 2014 18:46
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a guy goes to an alien planet in search of interesting new life forms\, and findes interesting and dank new strains of marijuana, and some cool alien stoners to chill with
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Jul 12, 2014 18:48
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a guy goes to an alien planet in search of interesting new life forms\, and findes interesting and dank new strains of marijuana, and some cool alien stoners to chill with
th tgwist is that it was earth all along
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Jul 12, 2014 18:49
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lol
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a serbian film but instead of raping and murdering they just get baked and talk in serbian about whether people perceive the world differently
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