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Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

quote:

FUSEWIRE Provides 24/7 monitoring of Vbulliten forums for target postings/online activity. Also allows staggered postings to be made.

any one of us could be a government cyberprogram.

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Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



Crust First posted:

any one of us could be a government cyberprogram.
same

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Crust First posted:

any one of us could be a government cyberprogram.

"staggered postings"

they wrote a snipe bot

Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender

Crust First posted:

any one of us could be a government cyberprogram.

quote:

FUSEWIRE Provides 24/7 monitoring of Vbulliten forums for target postings/online activity. Also allows shaggared postings to be made.

vOv
Feb 8, 2014


my god

fuSeWiRe

Shaggar Was Right

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

yeah like i'm gonna click a pdf in the security fuckup thread, nice try mate

flakeloaf posted:

more like GRCHQ

:drat:

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

Crust First posted:

any one of us could be a government cyberprogram.

False Intelligence Spreading Heuristic MECHanism

vOv
Feb 8, 2014

Heresiarch posted:

False Intelligence Spreading Heuristic MECHanism

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Heresiarch posted:

False Intelligence Spreading Heuristic MECHanism

Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender

Heresiarch posted:

False Intelligence Spreading Heuristic MECHanism

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Heresiarch posted:

False Intelligence Spreading Heuristic MECHanism

Nice!

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Heresiarch posted:

False Intelligence Spreading Heuristic MECHanism

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Heresiarch posted:

False Intelligence Spreading Heuristic MECHanism

SIGSEGV
Nov 4, 2010


Heresiarch posted:

False Intelligence Spreading Heuristic MECHanism

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Heresiarch posted:

False Intelligence Spreading Heuristic MECHanism

GCHQ seems to have an unhealthy obsession with video games and internet inconsequentia

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






compuserved posted:

i too enjoy reinstalling fedora every year, after no longer receiving security updates

Use fedup it actually works. You usually need the version from the testing repo though which is annoying

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

infernal machines posted:

assuming your time is worthless (you're posting here so we know it is), you could use this as an opportunity to learn about windows internals and "security", and actually clean the machine.

start with procexp and autoruns from https://live.sysinternals.com and work from there.

these tools are sw33t

Westie
May 30, 2013



Baboon Simulator

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

GCHQ seems to have an unhealthy obsession with video games and internet inconsequentia

well what do you expect from people whose sole purpose in life is to find terrorists by browsing forums

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

Heresiarch posted:

False Intelligence Spreading Heuristic MECHanism
holy poo poo

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
:nsa::nsa::nsa:
:nsa::nsa::nsa:
:nsa::nsa::nsa:

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Heresiarch posted:

False Intelligence Spreading Heuristic MECHanism

:vince: crossed with :tinfoil:

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Heresiarch posted:

False Intelligence Spreading Heuristic MECHanism

:eyepop:

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Heresiarch posted:

False Intelligence Spreading Heuristic MECHanism

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

time to close the thread again

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Heresiarch posted:

False Intelligence Spreading Heuristic MECHanism

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Heresiarch posted:

False Intelligence Spreading Heuristic MECHanism

reidscones
Apr 5, 2007

:snoop: deserve got nothin to do with it :snoop:




˙ ͜ʟ˙

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

reidscones posted:





˙ ͜ʟ˙

lol

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock


we have no sensitive operations to monitor

gently caress it just point it at second life we'll find a use for it someday

Lain Iwakura
Aug 5, 2004

The body exists only to verify one's own existence.

Taco Defender

flakeloaf posted:

we have no sensitive operations to monitor

gently caress it just point it at second life we'll find a use for it someday

there's a tv show where kids met in a virtual environment and were breaking into government systems while living as their avatars

the name of it escapes me

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

AgentID to username is about as technically sophisticated as figuring out an SA username from their user id

zeekner
Jul 14, 2007

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

AgentID to username is about as technically sophisticated as figuring out an SA username from their user id

:ssh: if you need the opposite:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/f/json/usercomplete?q=EMILY+BLUNTS&limit=1&timestamp=0

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

AgentID to username is about as technically sophisticated as figuring out an SA username from their user id

and yet some british goober got paid thosuands of pounds to implement that

probably while jackign off to 3d furry porn on sl

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

yeah but to be fair getting paid thousands of pounds is like a day of work

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Bloody posted:

yeah but to be fair getting paid thousands of pounds is like a day of work

that's how much I bench each day

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

sam e btu each year.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
america to world:


if your company operates in america the US government can subpoena data from any server you operate anywhere on earth

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

is that unreasonable?

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Bloody posted:

is that unreasonable?

well it certainly make guaranteed regional cloud storage locations completely pointless.

basically some of my clients can no longer use any cloud services at all now. everything has to be straight colo

edit: so, yes. as in they've decided they can put a warrant out for assets that do not reside within the united states

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