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Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

The long ones Berman is quiet then when it's like, 340, it's like OH GOD HOLY poo poo BACK BACK BACK

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:42

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# ? May 21, 2024 10:03

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

"he was a youngster he touched in a different way"

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:43

William T. Hornaday: Nov 26, 2007; Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.

This desperately needs a tractor driving around in the outfield.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:43

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

Good Dog posted:

I wish Trumbo was healthy this year because he was off to a good HR-hitting start and drat does he hit some bombs.

him and Cruz need to be there

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:43

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Everblight posted:

~~Stardust is the best thing to ever happen to wrestling.~~

welp gently caress you too tabbed browsing

Ahahahahahaha.

There is nothing sadder than listening to Berman talk about dead Tony Gwynn while nobody hits dingers in the rain.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:43

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

I hope they go back to the old format next year

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:44

Dingleberry Jones: Jun 2, 2008; If I'm posting a new thread, it means there is a thread already posted and I failed at using the forum search correctly

Berman is so bad he just made it sound like Tony Gwynn touched Adam Jones in an inappropriate way. :confused:

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:44

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

I want Altuve to be there too for the Midget Factor

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:44

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

this is horrible

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:44

Laderhan: Oct 2, 2013

OOHHHHH... to the warning track

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:44

Longpig Bard: Dec 29, 2004

Trout, pick up a bat. You know what you have to do.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:45

theacox: Jun 8, 2010; You can't be serious.

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

What kind of world are we living in where Todd loving Frazier is a better hitter than Yasiel Puig?

One where Frazier doesn't have something stupid shaved into the side of his head.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:45

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Bip Roberts posted:

"he was a youngster he touched in a different way"

Hello ASG GDT title.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:45

theacox: Jun 8, 2010; You can't be serious.

Who is Carlos Stanton?

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:45

vegeta dentata: Jun 16, 2011

All right Stanton do your thing!

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:45

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Alright, place your predictions on a scale of 1 to 5 on how dissapointing Stanton will be.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:46

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

theacox posted:

Who is Carlos Stanton?

Mike Stantons brother, maybe.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:46

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

o/u set at 10.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:46

New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

Trout only hits home runs for food.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:46

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

Alright, place your predictions on a scale of 1 to 5 on how dissapointing Stanton will be.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:47

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

Alright, place your predictions on a scale of 1 to 5 on how dissapointing Stanton will be.

Was Puig a 1 or a 5?

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:47

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Martytoof posted:

Was Puig a 1 or a 5?

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:48

New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

Alright, place your predictions on a scale of 1 to 5 on how dissapointing Stanton will be.

It'll be either three Yasiel Puigs or one 1990 HRD.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:48

Furnaceface: Oct 21, 2004

New Concept Hole posted:

It'll be either three Yasiel Puigs or one 1990 HRD.

This.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:49

Reformed Pissboy: Nov 6, 2003

pedro.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:49

Laderhan: Oct 2, 2013

straight up brolic posted:

69

420

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:49

William T. Hornaday: Nov 26, 2007; Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.

So if Stanton and Morneau both hit zero homeruns too, is Puig still in it?

EDIT: Nevermind.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:49

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

I think I've found something I enjoyed watching less than Puig.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:50

Gorman Thomas: Jul 24, 2007

did an intern write that skit?

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:50

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

William T. Hornaday posted:

So if Stanton and Morneau both hit zero homeruns too, is Puig still in it?

doesn't matter now!

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:50

theacox: Jun 8, 2010; You can't be serious.

William T. Hornaday posted:

So if Stanton and Morneau both hit zero homeruns too, is Puig still in it?

Let's not worry about this

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:50

Paul Zuvella: Dec 7, 2011

Check out that core strength

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:50

Recursive: Jul 15, 2006; ... but then again, who does?

Whole shitton of ex-Twins around.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:51

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

dude almost fell out of the stands

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:51

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

That dude falling in the flowers is the highlight of the derby.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:51

The SituAsian: Oct 29, 2006; I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Bruce Kison posted:

dude almost fell out of the stands

Bucky Larson lookin pretty fly these days

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:51

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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If that dude fell onto the field that would have been p. cool.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:51

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

now thats a bomb

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:51

William T. Hornaday: Nov 26, 2007; Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.

Oh sweet jesus.

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:51

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# ? May 21, 2024 10:03

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

3RD DECK

# ? Jul 15, 2014 02:52

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