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Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld
Peterson looks goofy as gently caress for a dude that runs for a living

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Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
who the gently caress is the lil midget man who dont get baseball

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

I have no idea whats happening but it's hilarious

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I have no clue what just happened.

I am trying to figure out how it's possible for a pure athlete like Adrian Peterson can look this awkward doing anything.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
That was some recent Texas Rangers level crap right there

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
This is the best.

Soulwrangler
May 15, 2005

But the kids love us.
Bean her.

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry
Hi January :swoon:

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
Betty Draper Francis has a terrible swing

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Hey January Jones, you run like a girl!!!!!

Scruffy the janitor
Dec 31, 2007

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld

Lord Binky posted:

That was some recent Texas Rangers level crap right there

HEY!...hey :smith:

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
January Jones has land.

What team was she repping?

Soulwrangler
May 15, 2005

But the kids love us.
Riggle come on man.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


Top Hats Monthly posted:

January Jones has land.

What team was she repping?

Has land?

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

~~~breasts~~~

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.
Did Nelly play baseball in his younger days? He's actually a really competent infielder and hitter.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
Fay Joe runs like Super Mario.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Whoever the gently caress that is had a way worse swing than January, but she actually hustled to first so good on her.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Rob Riggle likes hearing himself talk, huh

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Morris nailing that girl with his ridiculously strong 30' throw would have been the best. Oh well.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Arms_Akimbo posted:

Did Nelly play baseball in his younger days? He's actually a really competent infielder and hitter.

Major league teams scouted him.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Arms_Akimbo posted:

Did Nelly play baseball in his younger days? He's actually a really competent infielder and hitter.

There is something incongruous about fat rappers being good at softball.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
okay this kind of owns

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Wow. That was almost a web gem.

BY ANDREW ZIMMER HA HA HA

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

This is better than tomorrow night's game will be

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


Zimmern isn't a chef, he just eats a lot.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Deteriorata posted:

There is something incongruous about fat rappers being good at softball.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Everybody calling Andrew Zimmern "Zimmerman" just made this even better. Like I know these are all D-List celebrities, but surely you can read their names off your press package properly.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
was it Nelly that was making diving catches in the outfield last year?

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
this is mean

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Jenny Finch throwing it fast every time would be the best thing.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Lord Binky posted:

was it Nelly that was making diving catches in the outfield last year?

I think so, yeah. He's been playing these things for years now and always impresses me with his athleticism.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
WNBA lol

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
If they had any balls they'd let Jennie Finch throw fast-pitch

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Don't say 'grrl power' :negative:

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Playing matchups better than Matheny will tomorrow.

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



I'd have love a Jack Morris TOOTBLAN. Almost.

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry

zakharov posted:

If they had any balls they'd let Jennie Finch throw fast-pitch

Lucky they have Piazza catching instead of poor Jones.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


They cannot pronounce Zimmern at all.

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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
This can't totally make up for the HRD but this is pretty awesome.

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