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ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

for the context of my post it's important to picture me as having a very small penis and not having come to terms with it.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 14:26

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 08:04

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Pizzatime posted:

sounds like you're keepin it pretty loose if you can just say things like that

certainly sounds like something's pretty loose in that house

# ? Jul 22, 2014 14:29

i am he

ghost vaginas are all wispy, and the sheet chafes your dick if they;re not a rich ghost with a high thread count

# ? Jul 22, 2014 14:30

dogcrash truther

i am he posted:

rich ghost with a high thread count

# ? Jul 22, 2014 14:35

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

i think i'm starting to feel it

# ? Jul 22, 2014 14:38

ninotoreS: Thanks for the input, Jeff!

Technically we're only dying with every breath after age 18-22 (somewhere around there), when our cells begin dying at a faster rate than they regenerate. :engleft:

# ? Jul 22, 2014 14:42

cuntman.net

i ate some good food today and did some good work and worked out so i'd say im further away from death than yesterday

# ? Jul 22, 2014 14:56

alnilam

Sleepy Owl posted:

i ate some good food today and did some good work and worked out so i'd say im further away from death than yesterday

Same but with yesterday, too early to tell today

# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:21

alnilam

ninotoreS posted:

Technically we're only dying with every breath after age 18-22 (somewhere around there), when our cells begin dying at a faster rate than they regenerate.

lol maybe if you're a big loser :rolleye:

# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:22

LappyDore64: by XyloJW

in the future, i am, already dead :megadeath:

# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:39

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

you were dead in the past also

# ? Jul 22, 2014 15:41

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

Sleepy Owl posted:

i ate some good food today and did some good work and worked out so i'd say im further away from death than yesterday

Douglas Adams died from a heart attack while working out and he did good work and ate good food. that could be you

# ? Jul 22, 2014 16:02

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Qwerinty posted:

Douglas Adams died from a heart attack while working out and he did good work and ate good food. that could be you

you could be a wildly successful author! Living on for a hundred years in print!

# ? Jul 22, 2014 16:05

cuntman.net

im going to lock myself in the cellar again

# ? Jul 22, 2014 16:15

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

puta few bottles of wine in the kitchen first

# ? Jul 22, 2014 16:20

cuntman.net

if you kill yourself then it would become impossible to come any closer to dying which means that it would only be possible to get farther away from death

# ? Jul 22, 2014 16:24

cuntman.net

ChairmanMeow posted:

puta few bottles of wine in the kitchen first

# ? Jul 22, 2014 16:24

Dubsy

Arnold of Soissons posted:

you are all even closer to death than you were yesterday when I made this thread, FYI

dude
come on

# ? Jul 22, 2014 17:50

alnilam

yes, come on :twisted:

# ? Jul 22, 2014 17:58

3D Megadoodoo

I used to work at a cemetery and often people would ask us to dig their husband out because he wasn't lying comfortably or to hose someone's grave because they were thirsty so I guess death is pretty bad because you might get buried in an uncomfortable position or they might not bury you with enough beverages :smith:

# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:12

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

please tuck me in before you bury me

# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:17

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

read me a story i'm particularly fond of never tease a weasel

# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:18

Caminus_Umbra: I can't see anything, but I can smell everything. Sweat, fear, poor choices in dance music. Everything.

Bo-Pepper posted:

read me a story i'm particularly fond of never tease a weasel

I need to read this book at some point before you die.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:20

3D Megadoodoo

Bo-Pepper posted:

read me a story i'm particularly fond of never tease a weasel

Best I can do is an African fairy tale

# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:23

Pizzatime

why is burrying even still a thing like wow are we really still retarded enough to believe that's necesarry to do to a body?

# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:24

Salmiakki

Jerry Cotton posted:

Best I can do is an African fairy tale

yo........ thats finnish............ my language........

# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:24

beer pal

Pizzatime posted:

why is burrying even still a thing like wow are we really still retarded enough to believe that's necesarry to do to a body?

what else you gonna do with a body? just leave it out to stink up the place?

# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:27

3D Megadoodoo

Salmiakki posted:

yo........ thats finnish............ my language........

Nah it's Africanese I'm pretty sure. No elephants in Finland.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:32

alnilam

Salmiakki posted:

yo........ thats finnish............ my language........

"your" language, didn't know you were the president of it :rolleye:

jk don't be sad

# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:49

Pizzatime

beer pal posted:

what else you gonna do with a body? just leave it out to stink up the place?

there's nothing else to do with bodies but put them in an expensive fuckin wooden thing with padding and pillows and poo poo and put that into the earth and then put all kinds of poo poo on top? is that what they do with every animal carcass too?

# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:52

alnilam

Burial and esp embalming are effed up, learn to say goodbye and give the person to nature ppl you don't need your loved one to look like an alive person, there are needy worms buzzards microbes etc out there ffs

Burial i guess i get cause if your pop density is high enough you don't want Corpse Diseases TM brewing near where ppl live

# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:52

Pizzatime

alnilam posted:

Burial and esp embalming are effed up, learn to say goodbye and give the person to nature ppl you don't need your loved one to look like an alive person

yea that's what I mean. nothing wrong with burrying poo poo, I just think uniform rituals are insane. like can I decide how to mourn maybe

# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:57

tao of lmao

its hot and humid enough today that i may, in fact, die

# ? Jul 22, 2014 18:57

Salmiakki

Air Julio posted:

its hot and humid enough today that i may, in fact, die

# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:00

3D Megadoodoo

Pizzatime posted:

there's nothing else to do with bodies but put them in an expensive fuckin wooden thing with padding and pillows and poo poo and put that into the earth and then put all kinds of poo poo on top? is that what they do with every animal carcass too?

Most people here are cremated. Basically no-one is embalmed because who would want to do that it's gross you take fluids out of a dead people and then put fluids back in it.

Wait maybe it's not so gross :quagmire:

# ? Jul 22, 2014 19:04

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

yeah cremation is the way to do, we don't have enough land to plant all the people.m But whatever man it's a sensitive subject to people cause of rapture.

# ? Jul 22, 2014 20:37