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Brock, Brock, He’s better than bad, he’s good Brock, Brock, He’s big, he’s heavy, HE CONQUERED THE STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA
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I Before E broke a table, he should be banned. Brock Lesnar has broken hundreds of tables, he should be SALUTED.
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May 21, 2014 14:31
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One Streak broken is a tragedy, a million Streaks broken is a statistic.
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May 21, 2014 14:38
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This is still one of my favorite WWE matches of all time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te4qqM_QD1k
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May 21, 2014 14:48
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More like Broke (the streak) Lesnar.
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May 21, 2014 15:16
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Baroque Lesnar
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May 21, 2014 19:57
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Mike Lient Braw Klessnor
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May 21, 2014 21:45
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Mike Lient and Bert Lesser broke the Undertaker's undefeated streak as wrestlemania
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May 22, 2014 00:39
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Brock Lesnar's motto: if it ain't broke, go fix it.
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May 22, 2014 01:59
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Nah. It's more like "If it ain't broke, I will break that thing. Because Paul pointed at it and said it called me a pussy."
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"If it ain't broke, let's do this?!"
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Real talk: I can't read or think of the words "Brock Lesnar" without imagining it as Heyman screaming BBBRRRROOOCCCCKKKK LLLLLEEEEEESSSSNNNNNNAAARRRRR! Its literally impossible to imagine his name spoken/written/read in a normal tone of voice.
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May 22, 2014 18:35
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If it ain't broke MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR WILL CONQUER IT AT WRESTLEMANIA.
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He was born in South Dakota by the borderline He started breaking femurs by the time he was nine His dad shook his head and said it was wrong But Brock was too big and Brock was too strong He grew up mean and he grew up tough He saw himself wrestling for the Gophers with luck But in time he just didn't give a gently caress Brock's real talent was beating people down He pretty much killed everyone in the town Through Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts and midgets and cops He'd smashed everybody there right in the chops A scout from WWE came down from Stamford Said we've got a lot a jobbers if you're bored Son you can beat up Matt Hardy if you're bored There were victims to the left, victims to the right Rikishi in the corner looking for a fight Not killing people, that might work for you But what's a Dakota farm boy to do? What else can a Dakota farm boy do? But what's a Dakota farm boy to do? What else can a farm boy from Dakota do? Squash somebody was what the crowd roared When Brock Lesnar smashed and Brock Lesnar roared "Paul" he'd say, "I want to break the Streak" But Paul said "Brocky, please don't ever speak" The fat guys fight Taker, they fight and they lose Kill more jobbers and pay your dues Squashes, that's what you're here for Squashes, don't put Taker on the floor! Squashes, go on and rip off Angle's head Squashes, don't make Taker more dead Just squash somebody, rang in his ears F-5 and F-5 flew by in the years The king of the brutes with blood all around Enough guts removed that you'd drat near drown He rarely lost a match in his WWE career But they didn't pay him enough so he was off to hunt deer He'd shoot him a hundred deer There were victims to the left, victims to the right An angry old moose who was looking for a fight Not killing animals, that might work for you But what's a Dakota farm boy to do? What else can a Dakota farm boy do? But what's a Dakota farm boy to do? What else can a farm boy from Dakota do? In the final season of hunting ducks Brock remembered he was only after the bucks UFC didn't work, he was at his peak So back to wrestling to kill the Streak Taker was waiting, Brock stared him down The rage of the sun went into his frown Taker jumped up, and Brock jumped too And Taker's head exploded on his follow through The dead man crumbled, Brock took in the win That black guy freaked out but he didn't care, gently caress him There were victims to the left, victims to the right An angry old Dana looking for a fight Not killing wrestlers, that might work for you But what's a Dakota farm boy to do? What else can a Dakota farm boy do? But what's a Dakota farm boy to do? What else can a farm boy from Dakota do? DeathChicken fucked around with this message at 19:10 on May 22, 2014 |
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May 22, 2014 18:42
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MY CLIENT, BARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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May 22, 2014 19:04
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Cut the streak into peices, My client's name is Brock By submission, or pinning, The world title he will end up winning
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He looks different... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tbu6HrHpsA
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Jul 22, 2014 04:50
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Brock Lesnar is a physical freak, Who defeated the Undertaker's streak. Now it is vital, That he win the title, Without making Cena look weak.
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Jhon Cena BROCK LESNAR!!!!! Advantage: Lesnar.
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Jul 22, 2014 15:22
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my client, bon jovi, said the undertaker's too sweet
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Jul 22, 2014 15:49
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Goddamn that post just made me think how great it would be if Brock Lesnar was in Bullet Club.
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Le Saboteur posted:Goddamn that post just made me think how great it would be if Brock Lesnar was in Bullet Club. Didn't work out so well the last time he was with the company, although he was the last gaijin IWGP champ recognized by NJPW before Styles. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ef5oGb3_Oc
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coconono posted:This is still one of my favorite WWE matches of all time. What's the deal with this? Did those guys decide to have a (kinda) real fight for the sake of it?
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I think even at "kinda" real fight, Cena would look like a different person at the end of it.
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Aurain posted:I think even at "kinda" real fight, Cena would look like a different person at the end of it. Yeah you can tell he was holding back like 90% but it looked like he was still being pretty vicious right at the start with those elbows to the head. And he legit looked pissed off.
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Jul 22, 2014 17:22
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Frankston posted:Yeah you can tell he was holding back like 90% but it looked like he was still being pretty vicious right at the start with those elbows to the head. And he legit looked pissed off. Apparently Cena asked Brock to bust him open legit.
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Jul 22, 2014 19:10
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I Before E posted:Apparently Cena asked Brock to bust him open legit. Between this and telling CM Punk to piledriver him on Raw, you just gotta respect John Cena
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@TheSidVicious posted:Didn't he lose to Cena so what is the point lol boy either I'm getting to old or the world is confusing
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Jul 22, 2014 19:26
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Sid is still twice the man that you are and has half the brain that you do
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Jul 22, 2014 19:28
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I Before E posted:Apparently Cena asked Brock to bust him open legit. Yeah it looks like he's throwing those elbows to purposely bust him open, if the Summerslam match is any less brutal than this one its not going to live up to the hype.
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Jul 22, 2014 20:42
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Frankston posted:What's the deal with this? Did those guys decide to have a (kinda) real fight for the sake of it? Are you gonna tell Brock no?
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I saw a few posts on here about John cena and Sid vicious but Brock Lesnars name was not anywhere on the post. This thread is solely for serious discussion on Brock Lesnar, his importance to the wwe, his workrate and him being voted Time Magazine's Man of the Year. Thanks. Now who would win a shoot fight between Brock Lesnar and a hurricane....but.... The hurricane is named Hurricane Lesnar?
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Brock Lesnar is going to murder John Cena and it will be wonderful.
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Jul 22, 2014 21:59
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Sids right though. Brock should have a 100% win record right now especially as the guy who took the streak.
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Can we somehow get Lesnar's win rate above 100%? Perhaps have him be his own tag team, pinning both opponents at the same time?
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Shima Honnou posted:Can we somehow get Lesnar's win rate above 100%? Perhaps have him be his own tag team, pinning both opponents at the same time? Not exactly what you're talking about, but close https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA3UxFl2MvQ
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oldpainless posted:Sids right though. Brock should have a 100% win record right now especially as the guy who took the streak. He's been undefeated for 14 months, find me a contender with a better record than that!
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:Not exactly what you're talking about, but close Brock Lesnar destroying the Hardys will never get old.
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