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Brock Lesnar first came around pretty much right when I quit watching wrestling until The Lord CM Punk became my lord and savior. As an MMA fan who only knew him as the guy who murdered Frank Mir but hated getting punched by good MMA fighters, I did not at all understand the hype and thought he was dumb and didn't give a poo poo when he came back to the WWE. But yeah, Brock Lesnar is pretty good.
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Jerusalem posted:Welp, here come the gifs!
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BARRRRRROCK LESNARRRRRR doesn't care what's running through John Cena's mind, he cares about what's running down his leg. piss!
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Since returning Lesnar had really good classic matches with Cena and Punk. He's cool and could beat up at least 20 goons at the same time
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Brock Lesnar is not here to put smiles on people's faces, Brock Lesnar is here to shock the WWE universe and put tears in the eyes of children.
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Brock Lesnar is the reason we are feeling the feeling that we are feeling right now.
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oldpainless posted:Brock Lesnar is the reason we are feeling the feeling that we are feeling right now. I know what you mean. 
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Bleed Lesnar.
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oldpainless posted:Bleed Lesnar. Brock Lesnar died for your sins. 
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God sent Brock Lesnar to Earth because Jesus couldn't get the job done and just died.
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My client, BROCK LESNAR, broke Bob Holly's neck! My client, BROCK LESNAR, broke Bob Holly's neck! My client, BROCK LESNAR, broke Bob Holly's neck!!
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Brock might be my new favourite wrestler for ending that lovely goddamn streak and finishing Undertaker's career. Thank you Lesnar *clap clap clapclapclap* Thank you Lesnar
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oldpainless posted:Brock Lesnar hates murderers. And he was part murderer!  And he HATED irony! 
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Solomonic posted:put tears in the eyes of children.  
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Brock Lesnar made a Streak in his underpants cause he got poo problems. Dude is frightened of vegetables and Canadians.
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Fuckin love Brock Lesnar. I will watch any fight/match with him in it. Dude is just incredibly entertaining no matter what.
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My client Brock Lesnar is going to drink a Coors Light, because Bud don't pay him nothing. And hell, my client Brock Lesnar might just get on top of his wife this evening.
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Brock Lesner is going to read this thread, drink a COORS LIGHT cos Budweiser ain't payin him and maybe even get on his wife. Or maybe your wife. Could you stop him? The Undertaker couldn't stop him, and he's a MMA Zombie who's brother is literally a demon.
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Gonzo McFee posted:Or maybe your wife. Could you stop him? I'm a vegetarian from a country with socialised healthcare, I could probably beat Brock Lesnar into a coma.
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Disgusting Coward posted:I'm a vegetarian from a country with socialised healthcare, I could probably beat Brock Lesnar into a coma. I dunno, you're basically the anti-thesis of Brock Lesnar. I think your mere existence might plunge him into a rage that would only be soothed by your death.
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People never have to fear a drought anymore because of Brock Lesnar. Just have him wrestle a match and then wring out the ring mat and you've got enough fluids to hydrate everything.
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Disgusting Coward posted:I'm a vegetarian from a country with socialised healthcare, I could probably beat Brock Lesnar into a coma. only a Disgusting Coward would cut a heel promo like this in a Brock Lesnar thread
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Brock Lesnar loves nature
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Brock Lesnar is an inspiration to us all.
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Disgusting Coward posted:I'm a vegetarian from a country with socialised healthcare, I could probably beat Brock Lesnar into a coma. How many of Undertaker's Wrestlemania streaks have you beaten?
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Haha Brockle! While you were celebrating, that dastardly Deadman is absconding with your waifu!
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Brock Lesnar routinely makes chicken poo poo into chicken salad
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Commissar Ken posted:And he was part murderer! TO BROCK LESNAR! I once saw him F5 Angela Lansbury!
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