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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Hahaha he wanted me to but I never got the chance! I asked him what he was in the mood to eat and where he was staying, and then the next we all heard from him was when poo poo really hit the fan. I wanted him to at least have a pleasant food experience while on vacation but I don't know if that's even happening. I know, but the comic timing of it was perfect. SALT CURES HAM's Vacation Slideshow 
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i lied, i'm going to listen to part two, as well
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Criminal Minded posted:I am a straight up REM fanboy but what the gently caress is Michael Stipe doing on a mancrush list THEIR MUSIC TOUCHES MY SOUL also he does that shoulder wiggle thing when he dances and I don't know If I could explain it I would probably be making terrible decisions with more than just women.
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Jul 28, 2014 23:05
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gently caress it, i'm listening to the entire record. r.kelly is beast.
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Jul 28, 2014 23:08
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X-Ray Pecs posted:Meanwhile in an alternate SALT CURES HAM universe... So then I pull out my phone And then I post on my phone
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Jul 28, 2014 23:08
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X-Ray Pecs posted:Meanwhile in an alternate SALT CURES HAM universe... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHnTocdD7sk
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Jul 28, 2014 23:11
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At least no woman has ever locked me in their apartment so I can't escape. I mean, not literally.
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Jul 28, 2014 23:17
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Welcome to the club, son. SALT CURES HAM, don't touch the ceramic penguin.
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read the fuckin comments by the prince of saiyajins LACK OF UNDERSTANDING OF THE SOURCE MATERIAL 
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Jul 28, 2014 23:19
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I've seen the movie and this video really had nothing to do with it. -thegamingwarhero
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Jul 28, 2014 23:23
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Wow, this video is so dumb. Vegeta would never call Kakarot "Goku." edit: I've seen the movie too, and I'm fairly certain I have a better understanding of the overall source material than any of you do. K, now I'm done
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Jul 28, 2014 23:24
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We don't really need a (new) live-action DBZ movie, considering that Man of Steel exists and is basically what it would look like. (It's actually weirdly appropriate how much Man of Steel's fight scenes look like an episode of DBZ, considering that Goku's backstory is a goofy take on Superman's.)
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Jul 28, 2014 23:24
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Vermain posted:We don't really need a (new) live-action DBZ movie, considering that Man of Steel exists and is basically what it would look like. Don't forget Matrix Revolutions. And DBZ also has the origin in a old Chinese or Japanese story about a monkey god on a cloud or something.
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Jul 28, 2014 23:29
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Re: Micheal Stipe and baldness https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDHMjO7UbMo
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Jul 28, 2014 23:32
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Gatts posted:Don't forget Matrix Revolutions. And DBZ also has the origin in a old Chinese or Japanese story about a monkey god on a cloud or something. There's definitely an influence of Journey to the West in DBZ, but Goku's backstory is straight-up Superman: the "last of his race" crash-lands on Earth in a capsule and is raised by a kindly fellow to become a defender of the planet.
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Jul 28, 2014 23:32
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Messing around with GoPros is fun.
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Jul 28, 2014 23:47
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The SCH saga has ended because I'm a colossal loving idiot and acted clingy to her so now I'm waiting in a greyhound station overnight and got threatened with violence by her cousin's husband. Rageaholic, impromptu goonmeet? I want to try and salvage this trip.
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SALT CURES HAM posted:The SCH saga has ended because I'm a colossal loving idiot and acted clingy to her so now I'm waiting in a greyhound station overnight and got threatened with violence by her cousin's husband. Not wanting to be locked in someone else's house is not clingy.
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SALT CURES HAM posted:The SCH saga has ended because I'm a colossal loving idiot and acted clingy to her so now I'm waiting in a greyhound station overnight and got threatened with violence by her cousin's husband. sounds like the party's just fuckin starting, pal
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I was upset and worried because of the sex with other dude/impromtu loving off thing and I tried to call her a shitload of times and said some really dumb angry poo poo over text. That was clingy and was my fault and etc.
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Jul 28, 2014 23:54
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SALT CURES HAM posted:I was upset and worried because of the sex with other dude/impromtu loving off thing and I tried to call her a shitload of times and said some really dumb angry poo poo over text. That was clingy and was my fault and etc. You both sound terrible.
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Jul 28, 2014 23:56
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SALT CURES HAM posted:The SCH saga has ended because I'm a colossal loving idiot and acted clingy to her so now I'm waiting in a greyhound station overnight and got threatened with violence by her cousin's husband. Kramjacks posted:Not wanting to be locked in someone else's house is not clingy. I want to meet up and buy you a drink after your whole ordeal and hear you recount this whole trip for me in person, but I'm very likely going to have to bring my girlfriend to the hospital after she gets off of work. So we'll see.
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In the interest of talking about something - anything - else, I just finished The Terror by Dan Simmons a few days ago and it was loving great. I recall when I mentioned I was starting it, someone said it loses steam halfway through, but I was hooked all the way through. I thought it had a great sense of momentum to it. Highly recommended for anyone looking for a great (albeit a bit long) slice of unremittingly grim period piece survival horror. I'm now about a quarter of the way through his new one The Abominable which is... not as good. Now that I'm into the meat of it it's not so bad, but it opens with a loving woefully bad framing sequence and any time the novel refers back to it I'm like "Christ, this poo poo again." But if you're into mountain climbing it's pretty dope. If you want a better, more literary Stephen King, Dan Simmons is where it's at.
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SALT CURES HAM posted:I was upset and worried because of the sex with other dude/impromtu loving off thing and I tried to call her a shitload of times and said some really dumb angry poo poo over text. That was clingy and was my fault and etc. You were literally locked in a strange drug house for a day with no explanation, I consider myself a feminist but calling you needy and dumb for trying to figure out an escape plan is entirely deserving of a five across the eyes
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Geekboy posted:At least no woman has ever locked me in their apartment so I can't escape. But even then, I'm pretty sure I could've just found some way to climb over the gate, walked to the airport, and flew home. Considering she dumped me two weeks later and I found out shortly afterward that she'd been cheating on me (and she was verbally/emotionally abusive as gently caress the whole time we were together), I really should have. So SALT CURES HAM, if you ever get out of that crackhouse, I encourage you to take a long, searching inventory of how you can avoid getting locked in a crackhouse because of an insane, cheating girlfriend. Considering that hasn't happened to me in nine years, I really think there are ways to learn from this. EDIT: My immediate advice if you ever get out is to run for the loving airport and not leave in anything but your plane under any circumstances. EDIT2: Didn't see this page. Well, anyway, take this whole thing as a teachable moment. Rageaholic Monkey posted:Vimeo Of The Day: A GoPro duct-taped to a car wheel going slow at first and then up to 45mph. CloseFriend fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Jul 29, 2014 |
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SALT CURES HAM posted:The SCH saga has ended because I'm a colossal loving idiot and acted clingy to her so now I'm waiting in a greyhound station overnight and got threatened with violence by her cousin's husband. SALT CURES HAM posted:I was upset and worried because of the sex with other dude/impromtu loving off thing and I tried to call her a shitload of times and said some really dumb angry poo poo over text. That was clingy and was my fault and etc.  Uncle Boogeyman posted:If you want a better, more literary Stephen King, Dan Simmons is where it's at. What do you mean by a better, more literary Stephen King?
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Magic Hate Ball posted:What do you mean by a better, more literary Stephen King? As far as "better," I mean that he's better. And that they work in similar idioms I guess, hence the comparison (Summer of Night is Dan Simmons' It, Carrion Comfort is his Salem's Lot, etc.) As far as "more literary," I mean both that the quality of his prose is at a much higher average and also that in a lot of his works he uses the literary canon as reference points. The Terror features Thomas Hobbes' Leviathan and Edgar Allan Poe's The Masque of the Red Death as major plot/thematic elements, and his big sci-fi opus The Hyperion Cantos is named after the piece by John Keats (who goes on to appear in the second book) and is a structural riff on The Canterbury Tales.
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SCH for mod Moviechat: one of my best friends texted me that she got the copy of Alien I sent her. She's never seen it before. I think I did good today.
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The angry texting had nothing to do with her locking me in and everything to do with me being scared shitless that she was breaking up with me because I threw out a lot of my life plans to be with her and didn't really have a backup plan. e: Smoked a blunt with a stereotypical gangsta named Mario after recounting my tale. This trip is now a little salvaged. SALT CURES HAM fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Jul 29, 2014 |
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I still don't understand how you got locked in a house. How does that happen? Why didn't you call the cops? What is wrong with you?
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A coworker told me today that Alien 3 is his favorite Alien film.
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X-Ray Pecs posted:SCH for mod
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CPL593H posted:I still don't understand how you got locked in a house. How does that happen? Why didn't you call the cops? What is wrong with you? Because I didn't realize I was locked in until fairly late on. I thought that, like any edifice designed by sane people, it was openable from the inside without the key even when locked.
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Y Kant Ozma Diet posted:A coworker told me today that Alien 3 is his favorite Alien film. *in Ice T voice* Good Choice.
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When I tell my wife tonight that I love her because she never locked me in a house for two days, she will think I'm just acting weird. I'm going to do it anyway, though, because this thread has taught me that you shouldn't take such a thing for granted.
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SALT CURES HAM posted:Because I didn't realize I was locked in until fairly late on. I thought that, like any edifice designed by sane people, it was openable from the inside without the key even when locked. You're so lucky that you're not being human trafficked right now.
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I almost like Alien 3 more than Aliens but its missing something, although I'm not sure what that thing is.
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SALT CURES HAM posted:The angry texting had nothing to do with her locking me in and everything to do with me being scared shitless that she was breaking up with me because I threw out a lot of my life plans to be with her and didn't really have a backup plan. Let me give you some advice that it takes some people way too long to learn: being single is better than a lifetime of misery with someone whom you can't admit to yourself you hate. I was with the girlfriend I mentioned earlier when I was your age, and when we broke up it hurt like a motherfucker. Now I just look back and feel like I dodged the biggest bullet of my life. Dump her rear end. Like, immediately, before she locks you up again.
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:Dickeye and CPL? Who would be the lady? Vermain posted:(It's actually weirdly appropriate how much Man of Steel's fight scenes look like an episode of DBZ, considering that Goku's backstory is a goofy take on Superman's.) It's literally Journey to the West and then suddenly he finds out he's Superman when it makes the jump to full fledged battle manga. BENGHAZI 2 fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Jul 29, 2014 |
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