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Dr. Jekyll + Alcohol = Mr. Hyde? Who knew? Phillip didn't.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:45 |
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Binary Logic posted:Hate to say it but Gordon Ramsay is not going to cure the owner's lifetime of alcoholism in a few days and makeover of some hotel rooms. Um this is tv of course he will! Just listen to the music swell!
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:46 |
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Binary Logic posted:Hate to say it but Gordon Ramsay is not going to cure the owner's lifetime of alcoholism in a few days and makeover of some hotel rooms. Not even close. Phil gives zero fucks. I know Ramsay has a brother that was a drug addict, but alcoholism is far, far harder to kick.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:46 |
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Gordon got that meth-addicted kid on Kitchen Nightmares to get help so surely he can do it for Philip.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:47 |
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Holy poo poo that Ninja Turtle macaroni commercial. Stocking shelves at a grocery store is too good a job for Vanilla Ice.surf rock posted:If a bathtub has sloped ends, it's actually not a terrible way to sleep for a night if you can't sleep without your head elevated, especially if you prefer firm mattresses. In case you don't know what he's talking about, Microsoft named their Windows Phone Siri-knockoff "Cortana."
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:50 |
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Wow, all that overnight, huh? Ramsay's like an angry, foul-mouthed Mary Poppins!
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:50 |
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The renovation didn't include bulldozing the lovely motel next door? What a joke!
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:50 |
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Wait, the room with the jizz-filled mattress was the best room in the hotel?
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:52 |
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They replaced the jizz stained mattresses with hidden cameras!
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:54 |
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No more mention of the staff's wage problem?
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:56 |
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The cook's sober? Nice. Sponsoring your boss? Not so nice.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:57 |
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Everything's all better now! None of this has any chance of falling apart as soon as Gordon leaves! e: Wow, Philip actually went to treatment! But sweeeeet, next week we get to see a stoner hippie hotel
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 02:58 |
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Next week: Stoner hippies own a hotel. Let that sink in for a moment.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 03:00 |
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Next week:
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 03:00 |
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Apparently this http://tdn.com/news/local/monticello-hotel-closes-its-restaurant-lounge/article_fde02538-7339-11e3-ae70-001a4bcf887a.html Feel rotten for the chef
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 03:03 |
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This episode is from my home town, I'm really excited to watch it. Longview is always in the news for being the worst town in Washington.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 04:14 |
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Christine used to be a man right?
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:17 |
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Vicodiva posted:Apparently this http://tdn.com/news/local/monticello-hotel-closes-its-restaurant-lounge/article_fde02538-7339-11e3-ae70-001a4bcf887a.html Feel rotten for the chef Philip returns from rehab: "You're not going to let me drink in my own bar?! Then no one can, it's closed and by the way, you're fired".
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 10:41 |
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Vicodiva posted:Apparently this http://tdn.com/news/local/monticello-hotel-closes-its-restaurant-lounge/article_fde02538-7339-11e3-ae70-001a4bcf887a.html Feel rotten for the chef That is really loving sad. Sorta puts a big downer bow on that haphazardly edited ep. Was anyone else perturbed by how few rooms they were able to make available post-reno? That place was enormous and they somehow ended up with only 12 rooms? I mean sure it's a 200% increase but still
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 21:10 |
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SHUPS 4 DETH posted:That is really loving sad. Sorta puts a big downer bow on that haphazardly edited ep. From the comments in that news article it sounds like they rent out rooms in the building to businesses and I guess there are apartments? Just going off this comment quote:Mad cow - January 01, 2014 6:24 pm
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 21:52 |
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quote:The hotel itself is closed until Friday, according to holiday closure notice posted on the front door. Wait, the entire hotel was closed, during the holidays (the article is dated January 1st)? Also: Monticello employees stunned by abrupt closure of restaurant, lounge quote:There had been rumors of trouble because the food and drink orders hadn’t been renewed that week, but Bolar, 24, said she still couldn’t believe the restaurant and lounge were closing and she was out of a job. SHUT IT DOWN!
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 23:50 |
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The owner will probably end up dead trying to rob a liquor store sometime in the near future. He seems like a lost cause.
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# ? Jul 29, 2014 23:55 |
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Leslie was pretty much the coolest guy in the world on this episode.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 04:34 |
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GBS Gordon worship thread, not wrongGhostpilot posted:Not even close. Phil gives zero fucks. I know Ramsay has a brother that was a drug addict, but alcoholism is far, far harder to kick.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 17:26 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:What is this dude's deal with solely dating women 30 years older than him I'm not sure if you're technically "dating" your beard.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 18:58 |
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I first thought of that, but if his mom worked at this hotel and he spent a lot of time there he might just have huge mommy issues and is also dating all the once-hot female staff there because he is an emotional child.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 19:06 |
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InfiniteZero posted:I'm not sure if you're technically "dating" your beard. I'm glad someone else thought this too, but the mommy issues people posited made me question my theory. Here's my very presumptuous take: dude is gay and unable to express it for whatever reason. Figures if he's closeted and stuck, might as well be rich and dates the old lady. He can't leave the facade behind and be honest and so the drinking starts. He's only dating the GM because she's a drinking buddy and enabler (did anybody else notice her wearing sunglasses in the kitchen?). The money doesn't make him happy and he sucks at business and wants to be himself and so the drinking is now out of control. I mean, those earrings. Come on.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 19:55 |
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I don't know any gay man who has such an awful sense of style though.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:31 |
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1st AD posted:I don't know any gay man who has such an awful sense of style though. That's a goofy stereotype. I mostly agree with Enderzero's assessment and by the end of the show I actually felt bad for the guy because of it (I believe that the money was actually his though -- thus why his wife has something to gain from the relationship in a more direct way).
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:51 |
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InfiniteZero posted:That's a goofy stereotype. I thought he married the owner who was 40 years older and inherited the money when she died?
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 20:58 |
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When he was a kid, his mom was a cocktail waitress there. I definitely think this is when he developed his weird fixation. When he was in his 30s and the owner was in her 60s, they married. She died, he got all her money and the hotel. Now he's dating the hotel's general manager, who's also 30 years older than him. The most interesting/telling/crazy thing to me is that it's not like he found a girlfriend somewhere else and installed her as the GM. He started dating this one, who had been at the hotel since the early '70s. So she was super aware of all this poo poo, she probably knew him as a kid, she definitely had a front-row seat when he got involved with the owner, and she still got in on that. That's what I really want to know about. "Oh honey, you're my second choice among all the women 30 years older than me who work at this hotel."
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 21:32 |
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What a loving irredeemable oval office. Can't blame that on the hitting the bottle, that's such a loving skeevy move.
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# ? Jul 30, 2014 23:25 |
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I'm watching the Bridge on FX, and Masterchef is playing in the background in one of the scenes.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 03:50 |
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Ugh, I can't forget about that episode of Hotel Hell soon enough. Rather have missed it than the premiere.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:02 |
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liltimshady posted:I actually thought it was a real song when I first heard it. It is a real song though.
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# ? Jul 31, 2014 04:56 |
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In fairness this is a lot of speculation about a guy who we saw for 42 minutes on tv.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 21:43 |
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This douchenozzle put at least a dozen people out of jobs without warning on New Year's Day, and they didn't even put that into the show. If anything, he should have known that he was getting enough bad publicity out of HH that something like that just wouldn't be acceptable. I don't care about any redeeming qualities he might have that didn't make it onto television. You cannot excuse that poo poo.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 21:54 |
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No doubt he's a major rear end in a top hat. He's also still a millionaire with a yacht and fleet of fancy cars, so he probably doesn't really give a poo poo what the average viewer thinks of him. Not surprising given how little he thinks of the people who've worked for him for years.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 22:27 |
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Is Gordon contractually obligated to show skin? A lot of these Hotel Hell episodes feature his rear end quite prominently.
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# ? Aug 1, 2014 22:48 |
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rudecyrus posted:Is Gordon contractually obligated to show skin? A lot of these Hotel Hell episodes feature his rear end quite prominently. In old Kitchen Nightmares episodes there was always one scene where he took his shirt off to put on his chef's whites. It happened in every single episode. I think he's just a bit of an exhibitionist.
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