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Rascyc
Jan 23, 2008

Dissatisfied Puppy

CapitalistPig posted:

Rascyc/Face/Inventor/1 shot vig
This is surprisingly super accurate!

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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Asiina posted:

So wait how is it decided who wins?

I want to win everything.

I book the outcomes, I will be using several advanced formulas involving who the fans like and an rng.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

GulagDolls posted:

these fights are staged??!?!

im pretty sure if you are a loser you can run a legitimate non stage wrestling federation in this game

but then why are you playing this game??

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
Brackets are up!

http://betterbracketmaker.com/#!/475fe455d7d35 ~Mafia World Championship~

http://betterbracketmaker.com/#!/20301658d7d35 World Mason Tag Team Championship

http://betterbracketmaker.com/#!/0ea10e1ad7d35 ~Mafia World Women's Championship~

http://betterbracketmaker.com/#!/5ab21206e7d35 Serial Killer King Cup

These matches will happen probably over the course of the next few episodes of GF Turbo TV

With the blowouts happening at the next Pay Per View

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
It's ON!!!

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Busb and Betrayer are girls? I feel, well, betrayed!

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Have me run in and ambush someone and steal their spot in the Mafia World Championship please.

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

I was going to say I have outside information that busb is a dude, but I guess that could also be a girl's name now that I think about it.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Porpoises got put wherever.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

El Hermanos Rabidos are boycotting Goon Fights for being overlooked for the World Mason Tag Team Championship.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Dr. Hurt posted:

El Hermanos Rabidos are boycotting Goon Fights for being overlooked for the World Mason Tag Team Championship.

My mistake, I messed up, you should be in place of two wild and crazy guys, I scratched their names out but still put them in the bracket for some reason

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

We were just on the phone with our agents about joining some other promotion. You are forgiven Pig. Also, are you ready to be taken down Capps?

Eight Dollars
Nov 14, 2012

Pretty pictures in small frames
Capps just as we have met on the field of Calvinball we will meet in the ring. And this time... there will no tagging out and me fighting myself at the end and the mod dying and you becoming a god and me having to escape on a whaling voyage.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Dr. Hurt posted:

We were just on the phone with our agents about joining some other promotion. You are forgiven Pig. Also, are you ready to be taken down Capps?

I am assuming I have really good mic skills and if my detective gimmick goes over I'll probably be involved in some good storylines so I don't really care if you beat me in this tag team thing.

BUT ON THE OTHER HAND YOU GOT A WORLD OF PAIN COMING TO YA BROTHA

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Too bad all of you wrestlers have nothing on the power...of friendship.

Eight Dollars
Nov 14, 2012

Pretty pictures in small frames
Also I guess Dr. Hurt and JakeP will be there too. That is another difference from Calvinball. There are a lot of differences.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Eight Dollars posted:

Capps just as we have met on the field of Calvinball we will meet in the ring. And this time... there will no tagging out and me fighting myself at the end and the mod dying and you becoming a god and me having to escape on a whaling voyage.

Cpig when you do the next round of contracts I want creative control. No reason.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

mr.capps posted:

Cpig when you do the next round of contracts I want creative control. No reason.

You are all on lifetime contracts and loyal to me, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

CapitalistPig posted:

You are all on lifetime contracts and loyal to me, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

drat YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
CPig what options to you have set for the deaths?

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Can people come back from the dead in this game because I know one way of getting out of a lifetime contract.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

mr.capps posted:

CPig what options to you have set for the deaths?

I made you all relatively young, we are also going to be hiring real wrestlers from time to time.

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011

team lurk is going down!!!

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

Can I kill people in the ring??

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

CapitalistPig posted:

I made you all relatively young, we are also going to be hiring real wrestlers from time to time.

Poison Mushroom and Poison from Final Fight: tag team of the decade. We'd call ourselves Toxic And Also Maybe Penises.

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


DUCKHUNTDOG, I'M CALLIN' YOU OUT!

YOU'RE GOIN' DOWNNNNN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude

CapitalistPig posted:

I made you all relatively young, we are also going to be hiring real wrestlers from time to time.

You already did :smuggo:

Oh and I'm going to be ignoring everything you say and am going to shoot on these fuckers until I win.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
You have keyfabe and storyline deaths.
And then you have actual deaths.

apostateCourier
Oct 9, 2012


CapitalistPig posted:

Brackets are up!

http://betterbracketmaker.com/#!/475fe455d7d35 ~Mafia World Championship~

http://betterbracketmaker.com/#!/20301658d7d35 World Mason Tag Team Championship

http://betterbracketmaker.com/#!/0ea10e1ad7d35 ~Mafia World Women's Championship~

http://betterbracketmaker.com/#!/5ab21206e7d35 Serial Killer King Cup

These matches will happen probably over the course of the next few episodes of GF Turbo TV

With the blowouts happening at the next Pay Per View

I'm okay with not being part of this madness.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

mr.capps posted:

You have keyfabe and storyline deaths.
And then you have actual deaths.
And then you have whatever the gently caress is going on with the Undertaker these days.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

apostateCourier posted:

I'm okay with not being part of this madness.

Yeah every not in the brackets are just going to wrestle each other and I'll start storylines with the ones who don't have bad chemistry

Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)

Poison Mushroom posted:

And then you have whatever the gently caress is going on with the Undertaker these days.

I think we all know what is happening with Undertaker these days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BItFU9tzYN4

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

I'm very serious about my shtick being breaking kayfabe pigman

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
I also made a mistake on the womens bracket which I have corrected

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Tremendous Taste posted:

I'm very serious about my shtick being breaking kayfabe pigman

We are a cutting edge promotion kayfabe isnt taken seriously, even if it was, theres no "breaking kayfabe" gimmick I can assign to you.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
You can't create your own gimmicks in 2005? That sucks.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Ok I'll settle for just acting above everything and insulting fans and coworkers alike

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Traditional Games > The MafiaFake(r) Wrestling Discussion Thread

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Tremendous Taste posted:

Ok I'll settle for just acting above everything and insulting fans and coworkers alike

Yeah but what about in the simulator :wakkawakka:

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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

mr.capps posted:

You can't create your own gimmicks in 2005? That sucks.

No I can I just don't feel like it.

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