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That's it. My mum has yelled at me for the. last. time. It's time I made it clear I can't be arsed to deal with her bullshit any longer. How could I best send the message...? Oh yes, yes, I know just the thing. *unzips pants*
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it was time to give him... the dubsy  - chronicles of dubsy
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Jul 31, 2014 19:48
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So anyway, gooch brushing with your roomate's stuff is definitely unacceptable behavior.
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Jul 31, 2014 19:55
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thread delivers, plz goldmine
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Jul 31, 2014 19:56
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i never used to know that dubsy was a cool operator with a penchant for unconventional warfare, but it doesn't matter now because he had a meltdown and stopped posting forever.
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Jul 31, 2014 19:56
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i'm buying a new toothbrush after today, i think everyone else itt should too
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Jul 31, 2014 19:58
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i'm buying a new toothbrush after today, i think everyone else itt should too
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Jul 31, 2014 20:05
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thread delivers, plz goldmine
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Jul 31, 2014 20:05
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he abused mine and ym two roommates hospitality for the better part of 16 months and stole money from us repeatedly when we were in a situation where we couldnt tell him to leave. he also lived like a pig and never cleaned up after himself and took to doing three million subtweets about us on twitter as well as every manner of passive aggressive bullshit so once again, i literally do not even feel remotely bad about it and would do it again.
and id do it twice more because its got all you nerd fags in an uproar 
kewl,. im back to m ake some gently caress tards scream but this guys already chimpeing out haha
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Jul 31, 2014 20:08
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How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
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He had been laying in bed for hours, "its time" he thought, easing out from under the covers. He was dressed in black, a fitting color for the task at hand, he took his case and crept down the hall.
The case was a silver metallic case with a sturdy combo lock at the top. The inside was packed with a firm foam, small rectangular slots had been cut out in order to fit his loadout; firm bristle, soft bristle, a blue tipped hinged brush special ordered from vietnam, the entire right side was a disassembled battery powered brush he reserved for big jobs.
Tonight was a big job.
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Jul 31, 2014 20:08
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no gooch-shaming please
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Jul 31, 2014 20:26
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before you go there's something i need to tell you about your waterpik
lmao
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Jul 31, 2014 20:27
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Lmao, don't buy this though
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Jul 31, 2014 20:46
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lol
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Jul 31, 2014 20:46
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Lmao, don't buy this though
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Jul 31, 2014 20:54
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everyoen should laugh heartily at this, but consider, that a toothbrush might actually doa better job of loosening a little kid's stool, than a finger
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Jul 31, 2014 20:59
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everyoen should laugh heartily at this, but consider, that a toothbrush might actually doa better job of loosening a little kid's stool, than a finger
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everyoen should laugh heartily at this, but consider, that a toothbrush might actually doa better job of loosening a little kid's stool, than a finger
really dct? a jett finger joke?
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Jul 31, 2014 21:00
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everyoen should laugh heartily at this, but consider, that a toothbrush might actually doa better job of loosening a little kid's stool, than a finger
lol
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a thing which will always be true about BYOB is that if you just make the chillest posters feel safe enough to be themselves they will reveal themselves to be sociopaths or sex criminals or just all around bad people e.g. shivadas, gene peters
good thing i'm not chill then 
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everyoen should laugh heartily at this, but consider, that a toothbrush might actually doa better job of loosening a little kid's stool, than a finger
lol
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Jul 31, 2014 21:06
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really dct? a jett finger joke?
i belive jett knows that i am "just playin"
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Jul 31, 2014 21:07
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everyoen should laugh heartily at this, but consider, that a toothbrush might actually doa better job of loosening a little kid's stool, than a finger
he wasnt brave enough to use his pencil shaped dick to do it so he used his finger even though its bigger and more likely to damage the child
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Jul 31, 2014 21:07
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everyoen should laugh heartily at this, but consider, that a toothbrush might actually doa better job of loosening a little kid's stool, than a finger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F44bLc6t7-I&t=30s
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Jul 31, 2014 21:17
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Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
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Jul 31, 2014 21:24
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i was abused by my roommate and was too pussy to stop him from stealing my money + bullying me on twitter but hey guess what the really hosed up part is: you guys are the nerds
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What is a chode? My bestfriend told me that a chode is the part of skin between a mans balls and butt hole. My boyfriend says a chode is a penis. So "What is a chode?"
Jennifer
Dear Jennifer,
Actually, both of those are definitions for chode, but your boyfriend's is far more common. However, he left out an important detail. A chode (also choad) is a penis that is as wide or wider than it is long. Whether such a thing exists is a matter of debate, but we've never seen one here at the Slang City offices.
As for the second definition, I didn't find it in any formal slang reference books, but there are certainly a number of online examples of chode meaning the perineum (the area between the anus and sex organs, on both men and women).
But to confuse the issue, those aren't the only meanings. A third meaning is a piece of feces (also much less common than the first definition). Finally, since the 90s, chode has also been used to mean "fool", like synonyms dipstick, putz and tool. All of these words originally meant penis as well.
Your pal
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