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Today I won at CIF. Turned in everything in under an hour with nothing missing, total owed to Uncle Sam $0. Got multiple copies of the hand receipt so if they call me down the line saying there's a problem I'm going to tell them to go gently caress themselves. And as of today, I am never, ever, ever going to step foot in Pennsylvania again. Listing everything I hate about that godforsaken commonwealth would take too long, so I will say this: I would rather give an unshaven Lena Dunham a thorough anal rimming after a month without a shower than step foot in Pennsylvania again.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Today I won at CIF. Turned in everything in under an hour with nothing missing, total owed to Uncle Sam $0. Got multiple copies of the hand receipt so if they call me down the line saying there's a problem I'm going to tell them to go gently caress themselves. And as of today, I am never, ever, ever going to step foot in Pennsylvania again. Listing everything I hate about that godforsaken commonwealth would take too long, so I will say this: I would rather give an unshaven Lena Dunham a thorough anal rimming after a month without a shower than step foot in Pennsylvania again. I would not posit that to the universe.
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I think I owed a set of those lovely old NBC uniforms when I cleared CIF, but I was never issued it and don't remember it on the hand receipt, even though it got rechecked when I got to my unit. Really glad there was a dude in Tillicum selling sets for $15.
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Jul 30, 2014 19:43
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Final outprocessing was this morning. On terminal now. I need to buy a six pack of good beer and just sit back and relax and enjoy being a real person again.
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Jul 30, 2014 22:33
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:Final outprocessing was this morning. On terminal now. I need to buy a six pack of good beer and just sit back and relax and enjoy being a real person again. Congrats!
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:Final outprocessing was this morning. On terminal now. I need to buy a six pack of good beer and just sit back and relax and enjoy being a real person again. Congrats. So when I started college last year, a four page paper was daunting. Now I can bang one out, works cited, coherent, and everything in about 90 minutes.
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Jul 30, 2014 23:01
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I would rather give an unshaven Lena Dunham a thorough anal rimming after a month without a shower than step foot in Pennsylvania again. Sooner run backwards naked through a cornfield?
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Jul 31, 2014 05:34
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Hey if any of you nerds need a new laptop for school best buy has 13 inch MacBook airs for $750 with a .edu address.
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Jul 31, 2014 12:48
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Does a Devry email account count?
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gleep gloop posted:Hey if any of you nerds need a new laptop for school best buy has 13 inch MacBook airs for $750 with a .edu address. Some people have been having luck getting the 10% off Moving coupon from USPS and stacking it to get another 75 bucks off. Worked in my case and I paid $735 after tax. holocaust bloopers posted:Does a Devry email account count? You can give it a shot. They email you the coupons. http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Global/College-Student-Deals/pcmcat276200050000.c?id=pcmcat276200050000
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Jul 31, 2014 15:45
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Installed a hammock on my back deck yesterday. Best decision ever.
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Jul 31, 2014 22:20
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We are veterans.
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PYF part of civ life Nobody has given me poo poo about stubble, hair length, or what I'm wearing in almost a year.
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Aug 1, 2014 00:52
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I haven't had a haircut since early April. I started my beard again about a week ago. I'm making enough money just being a student to afford a $15k car. And I smoke a lot of weed. Civ life owns.
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I laugh at people from the DoD that call me and tell me to do things so hard it's not even funny. Like, I just go on the longest most insane and racist tirades you can imagine and all this poor girl wants is to schedule me for an X-ray that the disability people wanted. I chewed up 3 hours of her time and if tumblr or Renraku is to be believed I may have given her PTSD. That's my fave part of civ life. And if you thought I was gonna say weed, it's implied for god's sake.
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Aug 1, 2014 01:02
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Being treated like an adult. Rocking a mohawk and a full beard. Naps. So many naps. No more stupid goddamn text messages at 2am, or phone calls yelling at me because someone else did something stupid. I think that's the best one.
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Aug 1, 2014 01:03
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Oh man I nap so much. Love naps.
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Aug 1, 2014 01:05
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Today I woke up feeling like poo poo so I left my boss a voicemail that I'm not coming to work today. Then I slept until 12:45.
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Aug 1, 2014 01:10
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Having my boss telling me this today: "You've hit the cap on vacation days. Why don't you take some time off, it's there to use so use it. Don't ask permission, just file it." Three day weekend next week, zero paperwork, zero questions.
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Aug 1, 2014 01:16
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Not being completely mistreated by civilians when you are trying to buy something/fix paperwork/get something done because they aren't untouchable and you are no longer dirt.
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Aug 1, 2014 01:31
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"Hey my friend is in town tomorrow so I won't be here. I can make up the hours next week." "OK cool. Don't worry about the hours. Have a good weekend!" That's a conversation I had today and it owned. Civilian life owns.
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Aug 1, 2014 01:33
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Not having to do a TRIPS report for flying home, getting told by the system TRIPS isn't for flights, so clicking that you're driving because YOU HAVE TO DO TRIPS, then having your pass denied because it's too far of a drive even though you have plane tickets.
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Aug 1, 2014 01:34
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Flex hours. Sleeping in an extra hour because I want to and nobody batting an eye.
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So. Many. Naps.
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Aug 1, 2014 01:57
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just not being in the army is good enough, tbh.
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Never setting a alarm.
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gleep gloop posted:Not being completely mistreated by civilians when you are trying to buy something/fix paperwork/get something done because they aren't untouchable and you are no longer dirt. completely mistreating mil people owns, tho
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krispykremessuck posted:completely mistreating mil people owns, tho reasonstocommission.txt
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Godholio posted:reasonstocommission.txt tbf you can skip that step by going civil service, but I guess either works
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psydude/kombatmedik, you guys work in IT. recommend me a decent windows based hex editor.
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tuluk posted:psydude/kombatmedik, Hexplorer is what I use.
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thanks. wanted a sanity check on something that wasn't russian/hosted on russian servers.
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Guardians of the galaxy owned so so hard
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Fart Sandwiches posted:Guardians of the galaxy owned so so hard It looks rad as gently caress.
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How do you fuckers keep track of who is who? I lost track forever ago.
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Painsaw posted:How do you fuckers keep track of who is who? I lost track forever ago. gip.xls
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GiP shared Google Drive, dude. Has our continuity stuff, MSDS, portrait photos, fact sheets, DEERS info, etc.
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holocaust bloopers posted:GiP shared Google Drive, dude. Has our continuity stuff, MSDS, portrait photos, fact sheets, DEERS info, etc. CAC required for access obv
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:CAC required for access obv You're showing up red for SABC training. Get that CBT done.
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Painsaw posted:How do you fuckers keep track of who is who? I lost track forever ago. veins.ods
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