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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcRG_HkkoPA Satan is real working in spirit you can see him and hear him in this world every day a medical mystery posted:its actually 696 u lie-spreading heathens It's actually 616. 666 is just a really persistent mistranslation. Probably because it sounds a lot cooler than 616. FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Aug 1, 2014 |
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Aug 1, 2014 23:44
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naem posted:Why are goats evil again? They seem pretty chill jesus said a thing once, unwashed peasants and barely literate texan conmen dont get nuance
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Aug 1, 2014 23:47
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GROVER CURES HOUSE posted:unwashed peasants and barely literate texan conmen This seems like more words than necessary to describe one group of people
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Aug 1, 2014 23:50
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:This seems like more words than necessary to describe one group of people only one of the two groups has ever touched a bible
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Aug 1, 2014 23:51
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FreudianSlippers posted:It's actually 616. 666 is just a really persistence mistranslated. Probably because it sounds a lot cooler than 616. it is 666 in most manuscripts but 616 in a few. most scholars think it is a numerical reference to a roman emperor (nero), and that may be true, but i have a personal theory that 666 is also an intentional reference to Solomon (!) who received 666 talents of gold a year in taxes (1 kings 10:14) and lived an extremely lavish lifestyle with many wives and consorts. this is the only other place in the bible this distinctive number is mentioned, and solomon, though he built the first temple and is commonly praised and regarded as very wise, is condemned by god in the bible in 1 kings 11:1-13, and blamed for the split of the kingdom. he committed THE chief sin: infidelity to god, idolatry, such as following the idols of Astarte and Milcom, and even building worship sites to Chemosh and Molech!
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Aug 1, 2014 23:57
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Kyrie eleison posted:it is 666 in most manuscripts but 616 in a few. most scholars think it is a numerical reference to a roman emperor (nero), and that may be true, but i have a personal theory that 666 is also an intentional reference to Solomon (!) who received 666 talents of gold a year in taxes (1 kings 10:14) and lived an extremely lavish lifestyle with many wives and consorts. this is the only other place in the bible this distinctive number is mentioned, and solomon, though he built the first temple and is commonly praised and regarded as very wise, is condemned by god in the bible in 1 kings 11:1-13, and blamed for the split of the kingdom. he committed THE chief sin: infidelity to god, idolatry, such as following the idols of Astarte and Milcom, and even building worship sites to Chemosh and Molech! given how much jews and early christians loved their numerology, i can totally imagine the writer(s) realizing that 666 can refer to two assholes and fistpumping ever so slightly in the name of the lord
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Aug 2, 2014 00:06
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satanic splash-back posted:this is not an rss feed go die ZombieJesus posted:O hai satan "O hai" should remain bannable.
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Aug 2, 2014 00:08
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naem posted:Why are goats evil again? They seem pretty chill http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parable_of_the_Sheep_and_the_Goats
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Aug 2, 2014 00:16
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Kyrie eleison posted:it is 666 in most manuscripts but 616 in a few. most scholars think it is a numerical reference to a roman emperor (nero), and that may be true, but i have a personal theory that 666 is also an intentional reference to Solomon (!) who received 666 talents of gold a year in taxes (1 kings 10:14) and lived an extremely lavish lifestyle with many wives and consorts. this is the only other place in the bible this distinctive number is mentioned, and solomon, though he built the first temple and is commonly praised and regarded as very wise, is condemned by god in the bible in 1 kings 11:1-13, and blamed for the split of the kingdom. he committed THE chief sin: infidelity to god, idolatry, such as following the idols of Astarte and Milcom, and even building worship sites to Chemosh and Molech! Do you ever wish you had the courage to finally load up that gun and pull the trigger to finally meet the unceasing darkness that you know deep down in your heart is your only true reward for a life wasted in worship of a god that either doesn't exist or at best simply doesn't care about you?
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Aug 2, 2014 00:33
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the bibble is not real its just some stuff they didn't have bing.com back then so dont wory about it
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Aug 2, 2014 00:52
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Who What Now posted:Do you ever wish you had the courage to finally load up that gun and pull the trigger to finally meet the unceasing darkness that you know deep down in your heart is your only true reward for a life wasted in worship of a god that either doesn't exist or at best simply doesn't care about you? you suck, and are real bad, at making posts
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Aug 2, 2014 00:56
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Dwight Evans posted:you suck, and are real bad, at making posts And?
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Aug 2, 2014 00:58
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Who What Now posted:Do you ever wish you had the courage to finally load up that gun and pull the trigger to finally meet the unceasing darkness that you know deep down in your heart is your only true reward for a life wasted in worship of a god that either doesn't exist or at best simply doesn't care about you? while it's a little sad reading this sort of thing from you, it's not really because of what you say but rather my sympathy for you having to live with such an evil heart. it must be difficult, and i'll pray for you to find happiness. it's friday, have some fun!
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Aug 2, 2014 01:03
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Kyrie eleison posted:while it's a little sad reading this sort of thing from you, it's not really because of what you say but rather my sympathy for you having to live with such an evil heart. it must be difficult, and i'll pray for you to find happiness. it's friday, have some fun! It's not evil to proclaim the truth. There is nothing beyond this mortal coil, nothing beyond this unthinking and uncaring universe. You will die and cease to be, as will I and every other person that is, has been, and will be. And one day the last human will draw his final breath choking upon the soot and detritus of human civilization. Then many billions of years later the sun will engulf the earth in stelar-nuclear fire as our star burns away the last vestiges of its fuel before it too dies. All of humanity will have lived for nought and nought will be left to remember us by. All we be made equal by being made meaningless. Also you're dumb and I'd laugh if you killed yourself.
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Aug 2, 2014 01:14
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Kyrie eleison posted:it is 666 in most manuscripts but 616 in a few. most scholars think it is a numerical reference to a roman emperor (nero), and that may be true, but i have a personal theory that 666 is also an intentional reference to Solomon (!) who received 666 talents of gold a year in taxes (1 kings 10:14) and lived an extremely lavish lifestyle with many wives and consorts. this is the only other place in the bible this distinctive number is mentioned, and solomon, though he built the first temple and is commonly praised and regarded as very wise, is condemned by god in the bible in 1 kings 11:1-13, and blamed for the split of the kingdom. he committed THE chief sin: infidelity to god, idolatry, such as following the idols of Astarte and Milcom, and even building worship sites to Chemosh and Molech! how do you manage to constantly make such bad and boring posts? and they're always about religion you should broaden your gimmick
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Who What Now posted:It's not evil to proclaim the truth. There is nothing beyond this mortal coil, nothing beyond this unthinking and uncaring universe. You will die and cease to be, as will I and every other person that is, has been, and will be. And one day the last human will draw his final breath choking upon the soot and detritus of human civilization. Then many billions of years later the sun will engulf the earth in stelar-nuclear fire as our star burns away the last vestiges of its fuel before it too dies. All of humanity will have lived for nought and nought will be left to remember us by. All we be made equal by being made meaningless. It's evil to try to drag someone else down into your misery. And honestly, none of this is novel, it's cliche grimdark stuff that couldn't depress a kitten. I wish you only the best. Namaste. Taffer posted:how do you manage to constantly make such bad and boring posts? and they're always about religion i'm sorry, i'll post about something else so we can stop talking about boring religion in a thread about religion, what's your favorite anime?
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Aug 2, 2014 01:32
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Who What Now posted:It's not evil to proclaim the truth. There is nothing beyond this mortal coil, nothing beyond this unthinking and uncaring universe. You will die and cease to be, as will I and every other person that is, has been, and will be. And one day the last human will draw his final breath choking upon the soot and detritus of human civilization. Then many billions of years later the sun will engulf the earth in stelar-nuclear fire as our star burns away the last vestiges of its fuel before it too dies. All of humanity will have lived for nought and nought will be left to remember us by. All we be made equal by being made meaningless. and yet time is infinite and the universe may go through these cycles many times yet there was still a "you" consisting of the matter of the universe that experienced consciousness for a bit. thermodynamic laws say that matter is not ever destroyed within a system; "your" matter will continue on eternally. maybe it will give rise to future consciousness. edit: not to say that suggests there is any inherent meaning behind anything that occurs, but the phenomenon of consciousness is interesting if you believe in any form of materialism. ashgromnies fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Aug 2, 2014 |
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Aug 2, 2014 01:56
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Kyrie eleison posted:i'm sorry, i'll post about something else so we can stop talking about boring religion in a thread about religion, what's your favorite anime? anime is even worse
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Aug 2, 2014 02:11
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Kyrie eleison posted:It's evil to try to drag someone else down into your misery. And honestly, none of this is novel, it's cliche grimdark stuff that couldn't depress a kitten. I wish you only the best. Namaste. of course it isn't novel. it was taken for granted before the first con man met the first fool, i.e. when religion was invented.
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Aug 2, 2014 02:23
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Ableist Kinkshamer posted:of course it isn't novel. it was taken for granted before the first con man met the first fool, i.e. when religion was invented. then it's bo~ring. and that is not how religion originated, the vast unknown has been completely intuitive and apparent to all members of the human race from the beginning. although certain evil jaded sociopathic (satanic) people have used it manipulatively and cynically, all one needs is a spiritual side to authentically experience the divine good, which all civilizations have had at their core.
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Aug 2, 2014 02:32
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These guys seem all right. I can at least appreciate a religion based around trolling.
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Aug 2, 2014 02:43
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naem posted:Why are goats evil again? They seem pretty chill Christians hate chill things.
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Kyrie eleison posted:then it's bo~ring. and that is not how religion originated, the vast unknown has been completely intuitive and apparent to all members of the human race from the beginning. although certain evil jaded sociopathic (satanic) people have used it manipulatively and cynically, all one needs is a spiritual side to authentically experience the divine good, which all civilizations have had at their core. also you're going to have to say a few hail marys to negate the effect of speaking the heathen curse word "Namaste"
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Kyrie eleison posted:then it's bo~ring. and that is not how religion originated, the vast unknown has been completely intuitive and apparent to all members of the human race from the beginning. although certain evil jaded sociopathic (satanic) people have used it manipulatively and cynically, all one needs is a spiritual side to authentically experience the divine good, which all civilizations have had at their core. All you need to look at to know that Christianity is a massive scam is the outrageous opulence of the Vatican City.
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Aug 2, 2014 03:25
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Kyrie eleison posted:it is 666 in most manuscripts but 616 in a few. most scholars think it is a numerical reference to a roman emperor (nero), and that may be true, but i have a personal theory that 666 is also an intentional reference to Solomon (!) who received 666 talents of gold a year in taxes (1 kings 10:14) and lived an extremely lavish lifestyle with many wives and consorts. this is the only other place in the bible this distinctive number is mentioned, and solomon, though he built the first temple and is commonly praised and regarded as very wise, is condemned by god in the bible in 1 kings 11:1-13, and blamed for the split of the kingdom. he committed THE chief sin: infidelity to god, idolatry, such as following the idols of Astarte and Milcom, and even building worship sites to Chemosh and Molech! This is a pretty interesting interpretation and I like learning about textual criticism and biblical history even if I am atheist personally and have a fair bit of a beef with most organized religion.
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Who What Now posted:All you need to look at to know that Christianity is a massive scam is the outrageous opulence of the Vatican City. All of that beautiful commissioned architecture and art for everyone to enjoy, what a tragic outcome for humanity
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Aug 2, 2014 03:49
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Kyrie eleison posted:All of that beautiful commissioned architecture and art for everyone to enjoy, what a tragic outcome for humanity I'm sure all the people dead from AIDS because Catholic mission workers convinced them not to use condoms really appreciate it.
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Aug 2, 2014 03:50
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Uh well I believe that everyone owes me 1000 dollars and a bj. So, let's get to it.
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Nathilus posted:Uh well I believe that everyone owes me 1000 dollars and a bj. So, let's get to it. I gave at the office.
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Aug 2, 2014 04:00
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Kyrie eleison posted:All of that beautiful commissioned architecture and art for everyone to enjoy, what a tragic outcome for humanity 'commissioned', yeah they commissioned it right out of public galleries and private collections at sword/gunpoint or threatened dying old men with eternal hellfire unless they donated it yeah its for everyone to enjoy, just fly to italy, make an appointment way in advance and give them a bunch of money for admission, and go through security more rigorous than most airports. don't mind the armed guards all over the place that will bodily throw out old women for even hinting at taking their cameras out, what is art appreciation without P90s pointed at your face. all the statues have their dicks lopped off, because dicks are immoral. in fact, the whole loving country is full of statues with their dicks lopped off because the church thinks nudity is a sin. the place is so loving full of their ill-gotten gains that you have priceless works haphazardly tossed about the place with no curation at all when there are galleries all over the planet who would literally kill for just a handful of pieces that they don't even bother to display. they are among the worst collections in the world for sharing art with the general public. there are dictators and ceos, people personally responsible for the deaths of thousands, who are more liberal and generous their art collections. yeah its for everyone, except the priceless erotic frescoes by motherfucking Raphael in the pope's quarters, that is impossible for any normal to see and even if you do has been horrifically mutilated and censored. and all the other works that are just for the upper eschalons of an organisation that oversees a system that protects child molesters from being punished loving know what the gently caress you talk about before you post you loving idiot
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Aug 2, 2014 04:06
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Every religious organization has its issues including atheists
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naem posted:Every religious organization has its issues including atheists I was unaware that atheism was a religion.
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you mnight have noticed that christians and jews use shepherds a lot in their symbolism, but never goatherds, this is because of a major rift in the herdsmens' guild of bablon in ~550 BC during the babylonian captivity during which the babylonian goatherds left the guild to form their own separate goatherd guild and refused to pay their dues leaving just the jew wool racket in the herding guild which then became the de facto shepherd guild of babylon (later judea) jews still keep an accounting of the overdue dues, tax and interest which the shepherds guild still feels are owed by the goatherds and this is a major cause of present-day hostility toward arabs by the jews. goats long ago came to symbolize this hostility and it was inherited along with the torah by christianity poverty goat fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Aug 2, 2014 |
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Aug 2, 2014 04:14
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Who What Now posted:I was unaware that atheism was a religion. They preach at people all day and try to convert, p close
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Aug 2, 2014 04:17
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I tried to be nice and honest and Kyrie eleison ignored me :<.
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Aug 2, 2014 04:20
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Namaste, Bitches 
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naem posted:They preach at people all day and try to convert, p close Not to mention the more vocal members of the two have a weird fascination with hating women. MizPiz fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Aug 2, 2014 |
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Aug 2, 2014 04:26
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ZombieJesus posted:hey guys I put a ton of effort into the new op for you I hope it pleaeses your need for longwinded bullshit on internet comedy forums, now can we get back to hailing satan and laughing at jesus Still sending you a hate PM like the OP says to
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PM sent. I hope you feel bad.
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