Catface Catplace: hello dumbass, please do okay

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Goober Peas: Jun 30, 2007; Check out my 'Vette, bro

boingthump posted:

we got muffy as a semi rescue. the previous owners had him about 4 years or so. he came to them missing the eye.

they never adopted him he just walked into their house like he owned the place so they kept him

there are no facial scars nor any sign of stitching i can locate so I believe he was just born that way. he does have tear ducts there so he gets some buggers.

as the pos put it when I introduced him he's the best "scratch and dent" kitty ever.

Scratch and dent pets are the best pets

Thanks for sharing Muffy with us

# ? Aug 3, 2014 05:49

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# ? May 28, 2024 14:06

Pilli: Jul 3, 2011; Dogs have owners,
cats have staff

Schindler's Fist posted:

Cat tower Phase II is complete.

please, sir, can I be your catte?

# ? Aug 3, 2014 06:46

Star War Sex Parrot: Oct 2, 2003

Deathslushie posted:

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beatlegs: Mar 11, 2001

# ? Aug 3, 2014 06:59

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

# ? Aug 3, 2014 07:01

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

SynthOrange posted:

new game: cat or stuffed toy?

# ? Aug 3, 2014 07:08

duckfarts: Jul 2, 2010; ~ shameful ~; Soiled Meat

boingthump posted:

we got muffy as a semi rescue. the previous owners had him about 4 years or so. he came to them missing the eye.

they never adopted him he just walked into their house like he owned the place so they kept him

there are no facial scars nor any sign of stitching i can locate so I believe he was just born that way. he does have tear ducts there so he gets some buggers.

as the pos put it when I introduced him he's the best "scratch and dent" kitty ever.

muffy is baller as poo poo

beatlegs posted:

I'm always painfully jealous of swimcat owners, are they all just hitting the jackpot or is there actually an introduction method for this

# ? Aug 3, 2014 07:11

boingthump: Oct 27, 2005; and i descend from grace

bonus muffy video

http://instagram.com/p/qJzmUvINhO/

# ? Aug 3, 2014 07:24

Schindler's Fist: Jul 22, 2004; Weasels! Get 'em off me! Aaaa!

Pilli posted:

please, sir, can I be your catte?

You could, but Lola would kill you. She is such a bitch.

# ? Aug 3, 2014 07:26

Pilli: Jul 3, 2011; Dogs have owners,
cats have staff

it's been a while since there was a Tattoo here

have a Tattoo

# ? Aug 3, 2014 07:27

ladyweapon: Nov 6, 2010; It reads all over his face,
like he's an Italian.

tattoooooo :kimchi:

# ? Aug 3, 2014 07:30

Pilli: Jul 3, 2011; Dogs have owners,
cats have staff

hi NotNermal

# ? Aug 3, 2014 07:44

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

boingthump posted:

bonus muffy video

http://instagram.com/p/qJzmUvINhO/

Pudding got very concerned about this video and started pacing around looking for Muffy. :3:

# ? Aug 3, 2014 07:49

Pilli: Jul 3, 2011; Dogs have owners,
cats have staff

SynthOrange posted:

Pudding got very concerned about this video and started pacing around looking for Muffy.

Pudding and Cookie are great cattes, thank you for listening to my random opinion

Also I've collected the framed poker cattes today, and Tats is having a ball with the kraft paper it came in. He's actually developing a relationship with the thing, which is pretty disconcerting.

# ? Aug 3, 2014 08:02

ladyweapon: Nov 6, 2010; It reads all over his face,
like he's an Italian.

Pilli posted:

hi NotNermal

# ? Aug 3, 2014 08:22

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Pilli posted:

Pudding and Cookie are great cattes, thank you for listening to my random opinion

ty they are pretty great except when Cookie tries to eat me in the morning to demonstrate how hungry he is and when Pudding demands play for several hours straight, but is cat, what can you do?

edit: Oh and I washed my duvet today and they decided to go have a fight on my sheets yaaaay

Synthbuttrange fucked around with this message at 08:34 on Aug 3, 2014

# ? Aug 3, 2014 08:24

Pilli: Jul 3, 2011; Dogs have owners,
cats have staff

ladyweapon posted:

secret wish granted, thank you

hi Nermal :3:

# ? Aug 3, 2014 09:06

Pilli: Jul 3, 2011; Dogs have owners,
cats have staff

don't ever stop posting Nermal :3:

# ? Aug 3, 2014 09:13

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Pilli posted:

it's been a while since there was a Tattoo here

have a Tattoo

Fattoo

# ? Aug 3, 2014 09:15

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Look at that gut paunch.

# ? Aug 3, 2014 09:16

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Synthbuttrange fucked around with this message at 10:30 on Aug 3, 2014

# ? Aug 3, 2014 10:27

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

SynthOrange posted:

SAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

# ? Aug 3, 2014 10:38

Golden-i: Sep 18, 2006; One big, stumpy family

Amphiuma posted:

Day late with this but here you go you loving nerds

Oh man, hahahahaha

# ? Aug 3, 2014 10:48

Radio!: Mar 15, 2008; Look at that post.

SynthOrange posted:

those little paws :kimchi:

# ? Aug 3, 2014 14:12

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

SynthOrange posted:

ty they are pretty great except when Cookie tries to eat me in the morning to demonstrate how hungry he is and when Pudding demands play for several hours straight, but is cat, what can you do?

edit: Oh and I washed my duvet today and they decided to go have a fight on my sheets yaaaay

did you see then fight? sadie will loaf on my clean stuff for a while and leave behind that much cat hair somehow.

# ? Aug 3, 2014 14:49

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Oh yeah they were definitely having a wrestling session on there. Pudding's doing his usual to try and pin Cookie down so he can groom him but Cookie isnt having any of it. :3:

# ? Aug 3, 2014 14:56

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

yeah that's what my shirts look like if I hold bamboo for like five minutes

especially if he tries to wiggle out

# ? Aug 3, 2014 14:56

CherryCat: Feb 21, 2011; That's a strawberry.; College Slice

ladyweapon posted:

She's so pretty! :kimchi:

# ? Aug 3, 2014 15:18

duckfarts: Jul 2, 2010; ~ shameful ~; Soiled Meat

SynthOrange posted:

i poo poo on myself and make this guy clean it? fuggeddabouddit
/

# ? Aug 3, 2014 15:22

duckfarts: Jul 2, 2010; ~ shameful ~; Soiled Meat

S̢̻̤Ơ̦̩̖̰̠̤Ò̘͎̯̠͕̘N̠̝

# ? Aug 3, 2014 15:41

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

duckfarts posted:

i poo poo on myself and make this guy clean it? fuggeddabouddit

Wrong one! It was the crazy tux!

# ? Aug 3, 2014 15:41

duckfarts: Jul 2, 2010; ~ shameful ~; Soiled Meat

^^^ goddammit

new month y'all

# ? Aug 3, 2014 15:49

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

duckfarts posted:

new month y'all

ownage picture, hipster date

# ? Aug 3, 2014 15:50

duckfarts: Jul 2, 2010; ~ shameful ~; Soiled Meat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVvnurmxorE
_{_{i'm ded}}

# ? Aug 3, 2014 15:53

devmd01: Mar 7, 2006; Elektronik
Supersonik

Scorpioncat is the best. All hail scorpioncat.

# ? Aug 3, 2014 16:25

Farecoal: Oct 15, 2011; There he go

devmd01 posted:

Scorpioncat is the best. All hail scorpioncat.

# ? Aug 3, 2014 16:28

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Scorpion cat is weird as hell.

# ? Aug 3, 2014 16:28

scamtank: Feb 24, 2011; my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL