Catface Catplace: hello dumbass, please do okay

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Radio!: Mar 15, 2008; Look at that post.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

you've got enough room to share

# ? Aug 5, 2014 05:03

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mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
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Amphiuma posted:

at the insistence of AFBS, here is a comic in which a cat appears. I guess when you lick your anus all day, a little paint in the water is NBD.

(further, non-cat-containing comics over here --> http://operationbabyhave.tumblr.com/)

lol, small correction to this though. the manager needs to be in a fancier chair and not staring at their computer because managers sure as poo poo don't actually do any real work during the day.

# ? Aug 5, 2014 05:08

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

dude
this is like beginner cat poo poo

first, cats sharp parts and anus are pointed towards wall
second, and there isn't a second point to this cat tutorial, you retard

lay your head up against that cinnamony back fur and enjoy the best nap you'll ever have until cat is annoyed enough to leave

# ? Aug 5, 2014 05:12

Base Emitter: Apr 1, 2012; ?

Air Force Bake Sale posted:

Excellent tripod action shot

its like dogface is trying to be chill and act nonchalant but knows refurb could start poo poo at any moment

# ? Aug 5, 2014 05:19

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

also put a second pillow on your bed.

# ? Aug 5, 2014 05:25

beatlegs: Mar 11, 2001

decoy pillow. any cat owner worth his/her salt knows the value of decoys

# ? Aug 5, 2014 05:36

Natalie Fartman: Apr 5, 2013; I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic

morcant posted:

domino has gone back to his home, but i've toiled somewhat for the past couple days to bring you this properly posted video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPaab9VsiVg

shameful portrait mode because i wanted to get to slow-motion mode as fast as possible

watch as he knocks over the only thing on that shelf i actually care about (iscat). he also gave us a whirlwind catte experience, including (1) unrolling the toilet paper, (2) flipping over his water bowl every couple hours and (3) jumping onto the shower curtain rod while someone (me) was using the toilet

also more pictures

praisin the sun

That is one majestic little poo poo.

# ? Aug 5, 2014 05:39

Deteriorata: Feb 6, 2005

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Sorry, you'll have to sleep on the couch. Catte has claimed ownership of bed for tonight.

If you don't own a couch, go buy one. Wal*Mart is probably still open.

# ? Aug 5, 2014 05:45

Pilli: Jul 3, 2011; Dogs have owners,
cats have staff

morcant posted:

domino has gone back to his home, but i've toiled somewhat for the past couple days to bring you this properly posted video

gonna miss this pro shithead. He has personality.

Missing Juliet, too

# ? Aug 5, 2014 06:17

beatlegs: Mar 11, 2001

cool cat recently moved in across the street, she missing toes on her left foot

i'll try to get more pics when possible

also will talk to her owner and get the story on those missing toes

# ? Aug 5, 2014 06:43

duckfarts: Jul 2, 2010; ~ shameful ~; Soiled Meat

dunno what the cinnamon pillow problem is exactly

# ? Aug 5, 2014 07:21

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Too much pressure and the filling comes out. Trust me on this.

# ? Aug 5, 2014 07:36

Pilli: Jul 3, 2011; Dogs have owners,
cats have staff

Tattoo keeps looking at me with those big, sorrowful eyes.

(repost for reference)

No amount of playing and petting and brushing ever changes it.

I think Tattoo needs a catte buddy

He was raised with his mother, never been quite the same since she died.

# ? Aug 5, 2014 07:40

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Pilli posted:

I think Tattoo needs a catte buddy He was raised with his mother, never been quite the same since she died.

hrrmmm...yes...hmmm
my prescription is.....1 young male orange tabby cat...preferably under 2 months of age
for best results name it pocket, but that's for your discretion

# ? Aug 5, 2014 08:20

Portals: Apr 18, 2012

Roosevelt posted:

hrrmmm...yes...hmmm
my prescription is.....1 young male orange tabby cat...preferably under 2 months of age
for best results name it pocket, but that's for your discretion

the two orange kittens at my shelter are about three months old and extremely lovey, if Pilli is anywhere near norcal

# ? Aug 5, 2014 08:33

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

That cat has a poofy tail!

# ? Aug 5, 2014 08:42

duckfarts: Jul 2, 2010; ~ shameful ~; Soiled Meat

SynthOrange posted:

im pinching one off right now hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
\

_{dookie noooooo}

# ? Aug 5, 2014 09:29

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

SynthOrange posted:

That cat has a poofy tail!

He saw an empty food bowl and it terrified him.

# ? Aug 5, 2014 11:21

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

SynthOrange posted:

That cat has a poofy tail!

that's not a tail that's a baseball bat

# ? Aug 5, 2014 11:29

JAY ZERO SUM GAME: Oct 18, 2005; Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.

# ? Aug 5, 2014 13:18

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Do you wave a toy behind the camera or something? I've never seen a cat look at cameras like Walt does.

# ? Aug 5, 2014 13:21

JAY ZERO SUM GAME: Oct 18, 2005; Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.

i think he just looks like that most of the time

# ? Aug 5, 2014 13:34

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

# ? Aug 5, 2014 14:48

reitetsu: Sep 27, 2009; Should you find yourself here one day... In accordance with your crimes, you can rest assured I will give you the treatment you deserve.

idle conversation with the bf yesterday - he said he could be okay with a catte if it wasn't allowed in the bedroom

we have a trip next week, but after that... maybe, just maybe...

:getin:

# ? Aug 5, 2014 15:35

Radio!: Mar 15, 2008; Look at that post.

morcant posted:

if it wasn't allowed in the bedroom

haha that'll last about a week

# ? Aug 5, 2014 15:57

reitetsu: Sep 27, 2009; Should you find yourself here one day... In accordance with your crimes, you can rest assured I will give you the treatment you deserve.

Radio! posted:

haha that'll last about a week

he doesn't think that

e: and even if that is the case, i can set up my nerd poo poo in our living room and hang out with catte...s. because maybe the shelter has a bonded pair and how could i not

reitetsu fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Aug 5, 2014

# ? Aug 5, 2014 16:09

Palette swap: Mar 29, 2010; "There is a professional misconduct hearing over here with your name on it"

# ? Aug 5, 2014 16:25

duckfarts: Jul 2, 2010; ~ shameful ~; Soiled Meat

Palette swap posted:

DA FURRSYDE - GET A NIP, BUST A LIP

# ? Aug 5, 2014 16:38

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

Amphiuma posted:

at the insistence of AFBS, here is a comic in which a cat appears. I guess when you lick your anus all day, a little paint in the water is NBD.

(further, non-cat-containing comics over here --> http://operationbabyhave.tumblr.com/)

Haha these are great. I like the dog skull on board painting you did.

Any chance of a larger version of Lulu being confused by eggs? :shobon:

# ? Aug 5, 2014 16:45

sleepy gary: Jan 11, 2006

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Deteriorata: Feb 6, 2005

DNova posted:

That's quite the mullet.

# ? Aug 5, 2014 18:09

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

# ? Aug 5, 2014 18:27

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

moo has pretty eyes

# ? Aug 5, 2014 18:29

Alighieri: Dec 10, 2005

mod sassinator posted:

moo pretty

# ? Aug 5, 2014 19:01

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

cat gone

E: oops

# ? Aug 5, 2014 19:07

A Curvy Goonette: Jul 3, 2007; "Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team.

Shifty Pony posted:

cat gone

yup

# ? Aug 5, 2014 19:08

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

get the visa crazy cat card, for every $100 you spend you'll get a FREE CAT as a reward!

# ? Aug 5, 2014 19:56

beatlegs: Mar 11, 2001

Palette swap posted:

excellent cattery

# ? Aug 5, 2014 20:06

Beast of Bourbon: Sep 25, 2013; Pillbug

moved into new apartment, esteban is refusing to use the litter box, but instead the doormat/runner/bathman/anything else on the floor that is not the carpet.

# ? Aug 5, 2014 20:17

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Star War Sex Parrot: Oct 2, 2003

Pilli posted:

Tattoo keeps looking at me with those big, sorrowful eyes.

(repost for reference)

No amount of playing and petting and brushing ever changes it.

I think Tattoo needs a catte buddy He was raised with his mother, never been quite the same since she died.

Tattoo is great

# ? Aug 5, 2014 20:18

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