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I mean, how do some folks end up as, for example, riverboat captains or master cabinet makers? Do you just one day up and decide I'm going to study and train to be a riverboat captain? Is it because your father made cabinets and worked with wood and so now you will too? What I'm really trying to ask is how do you think you could get an unusual job such as:
There are many other jobs out there that would be interesting but these are just a few that I could think of. How does one get these jobs?
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 09:50 |
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they learn them from their fathers you pathetic manchild
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 20:31 |
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You have to pay your dues. I worked with this guy for a few years who was a part-time tugboat captain but he never had the chops to pass the exam. Ended up migrating into dockside prostitution in the end. Said it was more of a growth industry.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 20:32 |
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They have friends. Maybe one day you will know what that's like too if you start to bathe, shave and brush your teeth more than once a month.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 20:32 |
Probably the same place that you got your "make lovely posts" job from.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 20:32 |
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dad gay. so what posted:they learn them from their fathers you pathetic manchild ah yes i am a forums moderator like my father before me
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 20:33 |
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Hobohemian posted:They have friends. Maybe one day you will know what that's like too if you start to bathe, shave and brush your teeth more than once a month. none of my friends have jobs like deep sea diver or hod dog purveyor
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 20:34 |
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tomstuart posted:ah yes good for you, you pathetic manchild
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 20:34 |
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F - I : goon money.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 20:41 |
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Rambling Robot posted:F - I : goon money. how many american dreams have been realized because goons are bad with money? many
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 20:49 |
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i'll give you an unusual job but i want cash up front.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 20:57 |
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jewish nepotism
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 21:11 |
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the more cum you keep in your enchanted cumvase the more likely you are to get a Weird JOB.... Cool!
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 21:27 |
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suck a buncha dick
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 21:28 |
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They know how to bullshit themselves into those positions.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 21:31 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:the more cum you keep in your enchanted cumvase the more likely you are to get a Weird JOB.... Cool! just got a weird smell, hth
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 21:32 |
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I googled it
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 21:57 |
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i had an internship at the dick sucking factory and they hired me on full time when it was over
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 21:58 |
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I got into dick sucking because it was our family business for 3 generations
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:01 |
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thylacine posted:They know how to bullshit themselves into those positions. This plus being weirdly handsome like a dept store manikin
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:03 |
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tomstuart posted:such as: hm coincidence that aatrek reference is "i" is this proof of parachute account? tomatuart is aatrek? also looking for unusual jobs because unemployable...
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:09 |
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dad gay. so what posted:I got into dick sucking because it was our family business for 3 generations its amazing your family line has continued when all the seed gets swallowed, makes you think
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:10 |
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pfs Write posted:hm coincidence that aatrek reference is "i" is this proof of parachute account? tomatuart is aatrek? i dont like star trek nearly enough to be aatrek, also i dont wear glasses, gotcha beat
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:11 |
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tomstuart posted:i dont like star trek nearly enough to be aatrek, also i dont wear glasses, gotcha beat You don't wear glasses or like star trek but you didn't say anything about not being a pedophile
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:13 |
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tomstuart posted:i dont like star trek nearly enough to be aatrek, also i dont wear glasses, gotcha beat fiddlesticks
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:14 |
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mookface posted:You don't wear glasses or like star trek but you didn't say anything about not being a pedophile liking star trek is a prerequisite to being a pedophile
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:14 |
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I have sometimes wondered this too op. Like I wonder who would hire this guy at a pick a part place that runs the entrance booth. He looks completely suicidal, and doesn't form whole sentences. It cost 2 dollars to get in, but he can't even say "Two dollars". He just says "two". And he only says it once. If you ask him what he said he just stares away from you until you give him 2 dollars. Did that guy have an interview?
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:17 |
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:18 |
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Bumming Your Scene posted:I have sometimes wondered this too op. Like I wonder who would hire this guy at a pick a part place that runs the entrance booth. He looks completely suicidal, and doesn't form whole sentences. It cost 2 dollars to get in, but he can't even say "Two dollars". He just says "two". And he only says it once. If you ask him what he said he just stares away from you until you give him 2 dollars. Yeah its like, do some folks just roll around and submit an application at random places with "We're Hiring" signs and just fudge through the interview process? If you've never washed a window, how do you become a high rise window washer? Maybe you need climbing experience or maybe its just something they can train you to do; however, it seems like the kind of thing that they may want you to have working knowledge of.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:19 |
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Hmmm, a rare pro gif spotted Also the answer to most of those is pretty obvious. Especially any government ones, you apply for them. The rest, almost always, are you knew someone and they were like "hey you want to be a pedophile and forums moderator" "ok"
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:20 |
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so thats the first step in the apprenticeship to becoming a living sonic toilet, thanks
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:20 |
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White privilege.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:20 |
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my grandpappy was a dicksucker, my daddy was a dick sucker, i suck dicks for minimum wage, and dadgumit son, youre gonna suck a dick and help this family out
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:21 |
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RedMage129 posted:White privilege. Thin privilege got me my job as a person that sneaks through bars in gates/iron fences to open latches from the inside. Thin privilege is fitting through spaces smaller than a toddler's head.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:22 |
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Bumming Your Scene posted:I have sometimes wondered this too op. Like I wonder who would hire this guy at a pick a part place that runs the entrance booth. He looks completely suicidal, and doesn't form whole sentences. It cost 2 dollars to get in, but he can't even say "Two dollars". He just says "two". And he only says it once. If you ask him what he said he just stares away from you until you give him 2 dollars. this is me irl
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:23 |
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Ruby got Railed posted:my grandpappy was a dicksucker, my daddy was a dick sucker, i suck dicks for minimum wage, and dadgumit son, youre gonna suck a dick and help this family out i imagine they all just set up chairs like in a barber shop but instead of goin round back for the haircut they kneel down on one of those gardening pads and get to work also when they come home they are covered in soot like a coal miner but instead of black soot its white dust
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:23 |
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What are some Weird Goon Jobs? Let's here em freakazoids
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:24 |
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It's all in who you know. My dude knew some dudes who owned and operated their own Bio-hazard Cleaning Company. One day they needed help for a big job and I signed up. They liked my work kept on hiring me on for more. That's how I came to clean up crime scenes and horder houses for a year.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:24 |
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Bumming Your Scene posted:I have sometimes wondered this too op. Like I wonder who would hire this guy at a pick a part place that runs the entrance booth. He looks completely suicidal, and doesn't form whole sentences. It cost 2 dollars to get in, but he can't even say "Two dollars". He just says "two". And he only says it once. If you ask him what he said he just stares away from you until you give him 2 dollars. no, they are placed by agencies. its not exactly a temp agency, but in reality its the same thing. doing booths and poo poo like that in particular, always contract work
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:24 |
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never trust an elf posted:What are some Weird Goon Jobs? Let's here em freakazoids i just have a normal goon job
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