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Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
why would you be upset if you're pornstar girlfriend was loving another guy

is it only 'ok' if she's getting paid?

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Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
the most upsetting thing to me is Daniel Stittgen. He had one of the worst UFC debuts I can remember.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr0Q2hd-Ojw

cool Z level highlights from Saturday including a British slam KO.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Also

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2155781-the-7-greatest-recent-kos-you-havent-seen/page/2

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

Ogantai posted:

Rumors are he came home early and found her loving Dan Stittgen. No idea if it's true or not.

lol

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

Ohh, and California law considers out of state convictions when applying their Three Strikes rule, so if he gets done for felony assault on this one too he could be looking at life w/o parole.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Ogantai posted:

Rumors are he came home early and found her loving Dan Stittgen. No idea if it's true or not.

Considering their career choices I would have expected that situation to end differently :downsrim:

There's also a Rob Emerson joke in here but :effort:

FrontRowBrian is reporting that she has a broken jaw and orbital, still can't speak.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
nobody cares about wsof 12, right?

good

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Just read that Mizuki Inoue won by armbar in round one of DEEP JEWELS so she's the actual champion now. :swoon:

Belle Isle Tech
Aug 28, 2009
I care about WSOF, I'm enjoying noted old man and Joe-Warren-killer Alexis Villa scrap on some Ryan Gosling lookalike.

The first fight was entertaining as well.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Palomino has been offering high level violence in b leagues for as long as I've used YouTube. He was worth the watch and totally delivered.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
so did war machine fuckin' kill himself yet or what?

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

maffew buildings posted:

so did war machine fuckin' kill himself yet or what?

Nope also there's Brazilian mma on, #mma to chitty chat about it

Tv-aovivo.nl/lutashd.html

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

I applaud this feed for looking like a bootleg underground cage fight tape from the 90's.

Shadow Puppet Of
Feb 13, 2014

If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.
:xbone:

maffew buildings posted:

so did war machine fuckin' kill himself yet or what?

There needs to be an abevigoda.com website for War "Jon Koppenhaver" Machine.

And if he is a desperate man on the lamb now, I hope he takes Team Alpha Male with him for pre-emptivly stealing his Alpha Male poo poo branded MMA gear idea.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Warmachine Update:
https://twitter.com/WarMachine170/status/498607128471666688
@ChristyMack I just wanted to see your face when I surprised you with the ring ...this is a nightmare. You're in my thoughts.

Popcorn!

Also I guess Jenna Jameson has been weighing in.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



coconono posted:

Warmachine Update:
https://twitter.com/WarMachine170/status/498607128471666688
@ChristyMack I just wanted to see your face when I surprised you with the ring ...this is a nightmare. You're in my thoughts.

Popcorn!

Also I guess Jenna Jameson has been weighing in.

Yeah Christie is apparently still in intensive care and whoever she was loving is still in the hospital as well.

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Aug 11, 2014

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Mr. Nice! posted:

Yeah Christie is apparently still in intensive care and whoever she was loving is still in the hospital as well.

yeah she's been tweeting infrequently. She's denying it was an MMA fighter she was loving.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

coconono posted:

Warmachine Update:
https://twitter.com/WarMachine170/status/498607128471666688
@ChristyMack I just wanted to see your face when I surprised you with the ring ...this is a nightmare. You're in my thoughts.

Popcorn!

Also I guess Jenna Jameson has been weighing in.

“@jennajameson: @WarMachine170 You nearly killed the woman that has stood by you. Make all the excuses you want, it just looks cowardly.”

Didn't Tito beat the poo poo out of her years ago? Cowardly is an understatement.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
ah a hospitalisation with the intention of proposal. just another day in the life of a directionless boychild who thought at age 12 that cage fighter and pornstar was all you'd need to be to negate the feelings of intense self loathing and insecurity that resulted from a sad childhood. rip war machine you weird fucker

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
you can tell this sport isn't real because none of the gambling sites are offering bets on the date of his suicide or arrest

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
let us take a moment to remember where his string of convictions started, a few years back when he was dumb enough to think that doing topless bottle service in a gay club would definitely not lead to drunk gay men putting their hands on or propositioning him, as doing topless bottle service in a gay club is a totally straight thing to do for money

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
that's pretty cool that while in the ICU the information Christy Mack finds most pertinent to tell everyone is that the man she was loving was in fact not a MMA fighter

Saints Crow
Aug 25, 2006

Johnny is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all bangers

She's been denying that she was loving anyone from what I've seen.

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!
I don't understand why anyone would date War Machine in the first place. You'd think someone at some point might have pointed her to a few newspaper clippings of his past misdeeds. She also might have taken note of the fact that he introduced himself as "War Machine" on their first date.

At any rate, I hope she mails him every movie she does while he spends the rest of his life in prison.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i'd like to say 'because pornstar' but i really don't think that excuses it

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Agent Tough Juice posted:

I don't understand why anyone would date War Machine in the first place. You'd think someone at some point might have pointed her to a few newspaper clippings of his past misdeeds. She also might have taken note of the fact that he introduced himself as "War Machine" on their first date.

At any rate, I hope she mails him every movie she does while he spends the rest of his life in prison.

You're right, no woman has ever been attracted to a bad boy.

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!

Fozzy The Bear posted:

You're right, no woman has ever been attracted to a bad boy.

"Bad boy" is different from "boy who physically attacks anyone he thinks might have slighted him including some of your co-workers."

(Also, as an aside, women do not flock to bad boys in real life. They flock to guys who are, you know, confident and poo poo)

Agent Tough Juice fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Aug 11, 2014

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Agent Tough Juice posted:

"Bad boy" it's different from "boy who physically attacks anyone he thinks might have slighted him including some of your co-workers."

(Also, as an aside, women do not flock to bad boys in real life. They flock to guys who are, you know, confident and poo poo)

this. there's a difference between 'dad, meet chad' and 'dad, meet war machine'

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
War Machine is a violent sociopath who is going to end up dead or in prison. This is quite different than your friend who got a DUI at 19, impressed the heck out of some 17 year old girl whose parents thought they're a bad apple then got their poo poo together and became an accountant in the years to follow

Ok maybe you don't have a friend like that but Chris never got into violent altercations after the age of 22 and college is what I'm saying

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
He's a semi-successful pro athlete and has good abs

Shadow Puppet Of
Feb 13, 2014

If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.
:xbone:
and he can pour a mean bottle. Both are attractive qualities in this day and age.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Agent Tough Juice posted:

"Bad boy" is different from "boy who physically attacks anyone he thinks might have slighted him including some of your co-workers."

(Also, as an aside, women do not flock to bad boys in real life. They flock to guys who are, you know, confident and poo poo)

I didn't say all women, but yes, unfortunately some women seek out physically abusive men. And will even defend him after he beats her.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoYa7Mx5EbE

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
so Marina Shafir just got taken out to the woodshed by Amanda Bell

http://instagram.com/p/ri1_qJhF04/

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



-Atom- posted:

so Marina Shafir just got taken out to the woodshed by Amanda Bell

http://instagram.com/p/ri1_qJhF04/

:drat:

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

maffew buildings posted:

let us take a moment to remember where his string of convictions started, a few years back when he was dumb enough to think that doing topless bottle service in a gay club would definitely not lead to drunk gay men putting their hands on or propositioning him, as doing topless bottle service in a gay club is a totally straight thing to do for money
It started years before that when he got 3 years probation for choking a guy out in the parking lot of a gym. The incident with the bouncer at the gay bar was his 2nd prison term.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

War Machine update: Still at large, still delusional.

quote:

I'm not a bad guy, I went to surprise my gf, help her set up her show and to give her an engagement ring and ended up fighting for my life.

The cops will never give me fair play, never believe me. Still deciding what to do but at the end of the day it's all just heart breaking.

I only wish that man hadn't been there and that Christy & I would behappily engaged.I don't know y I'm so cursed.One day truth will come out

a lot of replies are 'kill yourself', but a surprising number are along the lines of 'We've all been there, bro' :catstare:

Also a paramedic tweeted that they found Mack at a neighbors house covered in blood like Carrie.

E: VV they couched it as "we found an adult film actress cowering and covered in blood at a neighbor's house after being brutally beaten by pro fighter boyfriend"

red19fire fucked around with this message at 08:10 on Aug 11, 2014

turntabler
Sep 10, 2011

red19fire posted:

Also a paramedic tweeted that they found Mack at a neighbors house covered in blood like Carrie.

Haha not the time to worry about patient confidentiality apparently.

So war machine is gonna live tweet his OJ style chase with the police yeah?

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Save Russian Jews
Jun 7, 2007

who the fuck is this guy anyway, i can't even see his face

Lipstick Apathy
Ah ha ha. This is the most strikeforce thing.

Ok i'm ready to go back *inexplicably younger-looking fatherdog and i wander into the lights of a strange contraption that blinks into nothingness*

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