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GNU Order posted:
I told you we'd make you buy a cheerleader.
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1stGear posted:His will is broken. This LP is at last complete. On the contrary, watching this normally fairly unfocused thread come together and hivemind to annoy me is great. You sons of bitches want cheerleaders? Fine, I'll give you cheerleaders........
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Aug 8, 2014 05:39
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Look on the bright side, at the rate you churn through players, the new ghoul will be dead soon enough.
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Aug 8, 2014 05:52
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GNU Order posted:On the contrary, watching this normally fairly unfocused thread come together and hivemind to annoy me is great. I will laugh hysterically if you spend all the ghoul money on just buying a shitton of cheerleaders.
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Aug 8, 2014 05:53
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GNU Order posted:On the contrary, watching this normally fairly unfocused thread come together and hivemind to annoy me is great. I can barely contain my anticipation
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Aug 8, 2014 08:43
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GNU Order posted:On the contrary, watching this normally fairly unfocused thread come together and hivemind to annoy me is great. You should hack the team names to those of famous cheerleaders, like Sanae Nakazawa and... eh... George W. Bush?
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Aug 8, 2014 09:11
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I'm just sad that Pilin Awn didn't get picked. That will be my next mission. Wight level? PILIN AWN!!! Flesh Golem? PILIN AWN!!!!! Zombie doubles? PILIN AWN!!!!!!!!
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Aug 13, 2014 02:05
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 Match 11Fairly Elected (GNU Order, Necromantic) vs Dead Heading (Pasco, Undead) 
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Aug 13, 2014 02:17
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I remember playing on fumbbl against some goon, and he got 2 blitzes, both of which he successfully caught with a bull centaur, and then he ran them down and scored. He beat me like 4-0 with loving Chaos Dwarves.
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Aug 13, 2014 02:34
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Them dice.... It's not so much the block dice letting you down, but it's whenever you have a really important roll that SHOULD work, the dice are basically telling you to get hosed. That and the injury dice...
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Aug 13, 2014 02:48
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ARGH I HATE SLOW-PLAY LUCKER NOOBS! I'LL SHOW YOU! *1 assist fouls with a flesh golem* lol
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Aug 13, 2014 04:51
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You would have thought being stood on by a flesh golem would do more damage.
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Aug 13, 2014 05:03
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Beautiful. My need for cheerleaders is satisfied.
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Aug 13, 2014 05:05
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Well it's obvious the first one is swinging around the Flesh Princes head... but what poor flesh golem got sacked for the second one to have a toy? 
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Aug 13, 2014 05:11
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I fear for the good Doctors future 
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Aug 13, 2014 05:19
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gently caress undead, one of my least favorite teams.
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Aug 13, 2014 05:32
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Hate to say it, but this is what happens when you defy the whimsical will of the thread, GNU Order. After all, we didn't vote for you to buy cheerleaders this round. We just wanted A Cheerleader. You burned our money on an unauthorized expense and now Dr. Wight has suffered for it.
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Aug 13, 2014 08:41
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CongoJack posted:gently caress undead, one of my least favorite teams. I don't think anyone who plays Dwarfs has any right to complain about other bashy teams At least undead has Ghouls and Skeletons 
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Aug 13, 2014 08:42
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Undead are way better than necromantic. Because Skeletons own bones.
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Aug 13, 2014 09:15
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I love that both of you just skim over the fact that one of the undead team's players is 'Alan Titchmarsh' and don't really see it as notable. A very Britain-specific joke name, that.
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Aug 13, 2014 09:22
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John Charity Spring posted:I love that both of you just skim over the fact that one of the undead team's players is 'Alan Titchmarsh' and don't really see it as notable. A very Britain-specific joke name, that. Only member of Ground Force missing on the team is Charlie Dimmock, Tommy's in there to lay down some decking. jBrereton fucked around with this message at 10:43 on Aug 13, 2014 |
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Aug 13, 2014 10:40
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I realised the theme, but it's just how blasé they are about Alan Titchmarsh and going on about how he's definitely number 1 and a force to be reckoned with, etc etc. It's incongruously funny when you know who it actually is.
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Aug 13, 2014 10:52
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That was... painful.Mighty Dicktron posted:I don't think anyone who plays Dwarfs has any right to complain about other bashy teams. Lost half my Chaos Team to a couple of mummies with mighty blow. I have bad memories about them. Speaking of which, lvl 3 CW with MV 4. Keep or cut?
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Aug 13, 2014 11:29
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Cut unless they have dubs.
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Aug 13, 2014 11:33
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John Charity Spring posted:I realised the theme, but it's just how blasé they are about Alan Titchmarsh and going on about how he's definitely number 1 and a force to be reckoned with, etc etc. It's incongruously funny when you know who it actually is. I recognized it was a reference to a British dude but had no clue who he was until I googled him yesterday when I was editing this
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Aug 13, 2014 11:53
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Dr. Wight noooo Man, players getting injured like that is the worst that can happen. It always means you're going to be carrying the fear of "oh god he's going to DIE" around with you throughout the entire game, especially when it's one of your punchy players.
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Aug 13, 2014 12:19
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TheMcD posted:Dr. Wight noooo He's necromantic. that has been the case since game #1
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Aug 13, 2014 12:21
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Veloxyll posted:He's necromantic. that has been the case since game #1 Yeah, but it's something different with that -AV staring you in the face every time you look at him. I play Norse, and I have one lino with a niggling injury, which is already enough to make me believe he's going to die the moment somebody coughs on him, but since he's named after one of my favorite darts players, I can't just sack him, because that's not how it works. So now every game I play is going to make me fear for that player in particular even though Norse are really squishy in general.
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Aug 13, 2014 12:25
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Dr.Wight nooooooo!
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Aug 13, 2014 12:31
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TheNabster posted:Dr.Wight nooooooo! Your posting gimmick stopped being funny like five posts ago Dr. Wight is fine, a -AV Mighty Blow Wight just means he's a Norse Skeleton guy now.
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Aug 13, 2014 12:38
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Aug 13, 2014 13:12
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Mighty Dicktron posted:Your posting gimmick stopped being funny like five posts ago I wasn't trying to be funny. Still though, poo poo. I think that is the worst bunch of bounce rolls I have ever seen so far.
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I really enjoyed this half. Except for Blitzer killing my +MA Skele  RIP Tommy, you ran surprisingly fast for the re-animated bones of someone most famous for being a builder on a gardening show.John Charity Spring posted:I realised the theme, but it's just how blasé they are about Alan Titchmarsh and going on about how he's definitely number 1 and a force to be reckoned with, etc etc. It's incongruously funny when you know who it actually is. jBrereton posted:All of them are gardening-related, the team's name is an undead flower joke.
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Aug 13, 2014 16:16
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These dice are supremely rude. They should at least buy you dinner before loving you like this.
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Mighty Dicktron posted:I don't think anyone who plays Dwarfs has any right to complain about other bashy teams The reason I don't like undead is that they are basically humans but better. They can pretty much do anything any other team can do all at the same time except pass but passing is for elves, desperation, and BBLPs. Skeletons are awesome. They are key part of my actual favorite team, Khemri.
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Ow. I mean, some pain is to be expected when playing a bashy team, but those scatter dice in particular had it out for you.
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Pasco posted:And that's why this is my second favourite team-name gimmick. Good naming gimmick man. Do you have a Monty Python team too?
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CongoJack posted:The reason I don't like undead is that they are basically humans but better. They can pretty much do anything any other team can do all at the same time except pass but passing is for elves, desperation, and BBLPs. Passing is from getting the ball to somewhere you have mans advantage. They can rub mans on your mans and punch and consider tackle zones all they like. then you can just throw that ball and wreck their defense
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Second Half Fairly Elected (GNU Order, Necromantic) vs Dead Heading (Pasco, Undead)  Voting Time! Money What Do? 1. Keep Saving Up 2. Fire the Good Doctor (-AV ain't no thing) and buy a new Wight 3. Spend on something else? e- I kinda want to do another big  Blood Bowl 101 Effort Post but I don't really have a great topic. Newbies, is there something you all are curious about that hasn't been addressed?
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