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js86
Jul 22, 2012

FIRST TIME posted:

Seriously though, why the hell is this Monday night football? I ESPN so lazy they couldn't make a different graphic?

This is what every Thursday night game will look like. Even the lazy fumbles on kickoffs will be normal.

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Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Remember when RG3 was good and wasn't busted up and taken to that bizarre little wood shack on the sidelines?

Good times.

gently caress the Rams got so many good picks out of that.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
This game owns.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Jacksonville Jaguars 19-0

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

The SituAsian posted:

Justin Blackmon is never playing again right?

Likely so unless he miraculously rehabs/sobers the gently caress up for the next forever

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Ratliff and Paea did a thing, that's nice

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
What happened to not clobbering starters?

You might hurt the hennewagon.

New Division
Jun 23, 2004

I beg to present to you as a Christmas gift, Mr. Lombardi, the city of Detroit.

xeria posted:

Likely so unless he miraculously rehabs/sobers the gently caress up for the next forever

He's probably drunk right now.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Chokes McGee posted:

"This guy, this Hansel kid. I tell you what, man, he's got the moves. Breadcrumbs, witch trickeration, he's got it all. I kind of like to call him the Hat Grinder, because I'm completely insane."

Would read this or listen to this audiobook holy poo poo :lol:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

JT Jag posted:

Probably?

Meaning probably not I guess? Because I don't see any reason to believe he can stay clean.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

CharlestheHammer posted:

What happened to not clobbering starters?

You might hurt the hennewagon.

Isn't that what Jags fans want?

Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

FIRST TIME posted:

Seriously though, why the hell is this Monday night football? I ESPN so lazy they couldn't make a different graphic?

they probably run through the graphics preseason to make sure no disgruntled employee drew a penis on one

DupaDupa
May 21, 2009

I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.
Toby Gerhart just ran directly through Briggs's arms.

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

CharlestheHammer posted:

What happened to not clobbering starters?

You might hurt the hennewagon.

They're just trying to hasten the coming of Bortles

a noble cause

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





CharlestheHammer posted:

What happened to not clobbering starters?

You might hurt the hennewagon.


We're trying to get you your Bortles and you're complaining? Show some gratitude! :argh:

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Jags look pretty ok ya'll

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

CharlestheHammer posted:

What happened to not clobbering starters?

You might hurt the hennewagon.

Well, it's for one on one shots IIRC. If he's got protection all bets are off. You just don't want to come flying in one on one and squash an unprotected guy on a naked bootleg.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Isn't that what Jags fans want?

Not like this man.

Not. Like. This.

elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound
Admittedly I haven't heard much about Jacksonville other than Bortles jokes. Seems like they have a fair amount of talent, at least more than they have had recently. Are they expected to be any good this year? Odds of them winning 5+?

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Weems is really bad.

Major Operation
Jan 1, 2006

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Isn't that what Jags fans want?

Henne is the crash test dummy for the offensive line until they figure poo poo out. Don't want Bortles getting hurt trying to chase down a snap that was 4 feet over his head.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Stop shooting yourself Bears

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
The Bears.

New Division
Jun 23, 2004

I beg to present to you as a Christmas gift, Mr. Lombardi, the city of Detroit.
lol Bears in midseason form already

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
OMG even Soldier Feild is trying to hasten the coming of Bortles

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Good job Hayden, good job

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Suspect Bucket posted:

OMG even Soldier Feild is trying to hasten the coming of Bortles

You cannot stop the Bortles. You can only delay it.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
It's like the Jags don't even have an offensive line anymore :stare:

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
drat jags actually do something on offense

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

RASHIBA WALLACE posted:

Admittedly I haven't heard much about Jacksonville other than Bortles jokes. Seems like they have a fair amount of talent, at least more than they have had recently. Are they expected to be any good this year? Odds of them winning 5+?

Probably not very good as long as parts of that line are that yardtrash, at least

They'll probably be a little improvement over last year, though

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


What a weak rear end call

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
NFL Officiating: gotta make the game worse.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
wounded duck bootleg lol

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Uh, what was the foul there?

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Blitz7x posted:

Jags look pretty ok ya'll

'08 Lions went 4-0 in the preseason.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

xeria posted:

Probably not very good as long as parts of that line are that yardtrash, at least

They'll probably be a little improvement over last year, though
The Jaguar defense has potential to be top ten this year though. Mostly because the front four looks great.

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
I always hear the Jay Sherman "ach'm" when I look at the Jags helmets.

Because they're choking jaguars.

Not against the Bears defense though, apparently.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

Volkerball posted:

'08 Lions went 4-0 in the preseason.

So did the '13 Seahawks.

DupaDupa
May 21, 2009

I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

Uh, what was the foul there?

Illegal contact on a receiver before the sack occurred...but there was no chance the penalty would have actually effected the outcome of the play.

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xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

JT Jag posted:

The Jaguar defense has potential to be top ten this year though.

True, I'm looking forward to seeing Bradley and crew having worked wonders on the D

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