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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Yeah this is looking like Jags football now x.x

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DupaDupa
May 21, 2009

I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.

Ummagumma posted:

I'm not really worried with it being preseason and all, but the Bears running game has been very bad so far

I'm drinking and just telling myself the Jags might have a good run D this year.


Also goddamn look at that loving time to throw.

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
maybe Alan Ball isn't a starting calibur CB

im gonna check over my anime and notes and get back to you

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Why is the Bears starting offense still out??

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Okay now that the Bears had a good offensive drive, we can go to Bortles vs. Pickles.

New Division
Jun 23, 2004

I beg to present to you as a Christmas gift, Mr. Lombardi, the city of Detroit.

Yeah, I'd agree with that.

Starting to wonder if Eva Green has some clause in her movie contracts that dicates she go topless at some point in every movie.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Cutler owns

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes

TubeStank posted:

Why is the Bears starting offense still out??

because they had like 3 plays in the entire first quarter

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

TubeStank posted:

Why is the Bears starting offense still out??

Because that was only their second drive. Their first one was 3 and out.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

DupaDupa posted:

Also goddamn look at that loving time to throw.
The pass rush did good for a couple drives and decided to hit the bench before the rest of the starting defense

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

TubeStank posted:

Why is the Bears starting offense still out??

Not abnormal to leave starters out for a quarter and change

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Because that was only their second drive. Their first one was 3 and out.

Whoops forgot about Weems' fumble.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Big Bob Pataki posted:

maybe Alan Ball isn't a starting calibur CB

im gonna check over my anime and notes and get back to you

Alan Ball has had a longer career in the NFL than former first-round pick and pro bowler Mike Jenkins :lol:

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog

JT Jag posted:

The Jaguars defensive line might be very good.

Might. Maybe.

Yeah, I've heard promising things about the Jaguars defense this upcoming year. In the Bears case I was including the Eagles game last week, too

DupaDupa
May 21, 2009

I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.

JT Jag posted:

The pass rush did good for a couple drives and decided to hit the bench before the rest of the starting defense

Is that actually what happened or am I being whooshed, I dont know anything about the Jags defensive line up.

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes

The Kraken posted:

Alan Ball has had a longer career in the NFL than former first-round pick and pro bowler Mike Jenkins :lol:

It's funny because Jenkins is starting for the Bucs


what a trash can of a team

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Sjust got home in time to see that TD. Has Bort bortled his way into our hearts yet?

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

DupaDupa posted:

Is that actually what happened or am I being whooshed, I dont know anything about the Jags defensive line up.
The concept of a "pass rush" hit the bench, not the actual pass rushers

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
god i dont pay attention to anything anymore

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

swickles posted:

Sjust got home in time to see that TD. Has Bort bortled his way into our hearts yet?

Soon. Sooooooon.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

I like the Bears offense and dislike their defense.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
poo poo I forgot they drafted Storm.

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
Took a while to get that engine started but now we're just gonna throw a flag on every play

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
So many flaaags

Major Operation
Jan 1, 2006

Niwrad posted:

I like the Bears offense and dislike their defense.

Bears have the Jaguars defensive coordinator from 2 years ago.

You're welcome!

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
That one is justified though. Helmet contact.

Or not.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

New Division posted:


Starting to wonder if Eva Green has some clause in her movie contracts that dicates she go topless at some point in every movie.

I hope so, Her boobs made that horrible 300 sequel slightly more bearable.

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
...I was kidding, guys, you don't actually need to throw a flag on every play

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

CharlestheHammer posted:

poo poo I forgot they drafted Storm.

We're making a theme team of porn actors.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Storm Johnson and his Johnson Storm

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

Suspect Bucket posted:

We're making a theme team of porn actors.

If you can't win, please god just at least be entertaining in your losses

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog

araeris posted:

Bears have the Jaguars defensive coordinator from 2 years ago.

You're welcome!

Hey the guy coaching our bad special teams unit was with the Jaguars, too, go figure

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Brian Anger, MVP

Most Valuable Punter

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Huh, that's where Trevor Scott ended up

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Cutler Scores, enjoys smoke

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Wait its time for Pickles?

Get hype.

DupaDupa
May 21, 2009

I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.
I'm really excited for Pickles

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

xeria posted:

If you can't win, please god just at least be entertaining in your losses

What do you think Jaxon DeVille is for?

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
come back jay ratliff we still can't replace your broken rear end

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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
i'm so tired of these sprint commercials

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