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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Preseason Action! Bears vs Jaguars GDT. Eltrob
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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004

xeria posted:

Alas, our Bortles is done

goodnight sweet prince

R.D. Mangles fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Aug 15, 2014

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
WE WANT LYNCH, WE WANT LYNCH, WE WANT A HB PASS

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Blake Bortles has me feeling like

https://t.co/2Gjb4Bc0uY

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



 How did we end up in Jacksonville? Well, you see, they backed up a loving Brinks truck.

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DrunkPanda
Apr 24, 2005
I am trolling you, CineD

28 Days Later is actually a great movie

fuck starcraft

 Did that fat Jacksonville player literally say that he is on the Jaguars because he wasn't good enough to be on the Seahawks? :stare:

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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
he's like russel wilson??????

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Holy moly what a catch.

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

DrunkPanda posted:

Did that fat Jacksonville player literally say that he is on the Jaguars because he wasn't good enough to be on the Seahawks? :stare:
Red Bryant and more or less yes. Both of them were pretty much cap casualties, good enough but too expensive.

We've actively been picking up Seahawks castoffs and it looks like it's working.

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
it's confirmed. Bortles has a chokehold over the locker room, everyone is a believer. and god dammit, i am too

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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

DrunkPanda posted:

Did that fat Jacksonville player literally say that he is on the Jaguars because he wasn't good enough to be on the Seahawks? :stare:

That's generally how players end up in Jacksonville.

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

JT Jag posted:

Blake Bortles has me feeling like

https://t.co/2Gjb4Bc0uY

holy poo poo that goat is baller as hell

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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Eltoasto posted:

How did we end up in Jacksonville? Well, you see, they backed up a loving Brinks truck.

Gus snuck up behind me with a black bag, I smelled something sweet, then I woke up to someone force feeding me boiled peanuts.

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Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
I know Denard Robinson has already plyed as RB but the Jags REALLY need to play a series with him as QB.

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 Stephen Morris jumping while throwing, yeah that's Stephen Morris alright

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Democrazy posted:

I know Denard Robinson has already plyed as RB but the Jags REALLY need to play a series with him as QB.
That's "bag of tricks" material and you don't waste your bag of tricks in the preseason

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xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

The Kraken posted:

it's confirmed. Bortles has a chokehold over the locker room, everyone is a believer. and god dammit, i am too

I'll trust Caldwell and Khan and Bradley forever if Bortles is who they think he is

(he is)

(Bortles)

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Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

JT Jag posted:

That's "bag of tricks" material and you don't waste your bag of tricks in the preseason

Tricks into going 3 and out?

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Democrazy posted:

Tricks into going 3 and out?
yes

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Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

 if Bortles keeps kicking rear end he's probably gonna end up starting when Henne starts chucking games away

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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
seriously what better team for a new qb to face is there than the cowboys

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004

Sour Diesel posted:

if Bortles keeps kicking rear end he's probably gonna end up starting when Henne starts chucking games away

the hennewagon is no match for an armored transbort

e: i just read this again and don't deserve to live

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Lessail posted:

seriously what better team for a new qb to face is there than the cowboys
In London! Practically but not quite on national television!

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

JT Jag posted:

In London! Practically but not quite on national television!

God I hope they get a 48-45 game where they're just alternating chanting BORTLES and ROMO every series.

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xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...
Febreeze to draw the poor Hennewagon getting crushed beneath the treads of the mighty armored transbort

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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Kalli posted:

God I hope they get a 48-45 game where they're just alternating chanting BORTLES and ROMO every series.

by that time weeden is going to be playing :v:

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004

Kalli posted:

God I hope they get a 48-45 game where they're just alternating chanting BORTLES and ROMO every series.

lol no one chants romo unless it's ironically like you do to demoralize a hockey goalie

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
TIME FOR SOME BORTLES A NEW AVATAR

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 yeah I'm sure they had to turn free agents away from jacksonville, jon

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

R.D. Mangles posted:

lol no one chants romo unless it's ironically like you do to demoralize a hockey goalie
English NFL fans don't understand this sort of thing

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 look at gruden using all those dog-whistle words to avoid callign trestman a nerd

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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
where in the world is mark trestman

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Lessail posted:

where in the world is mark trestman

behind you :stare:

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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

R.D. Mangles posted:

look at gruden using all those dog-whistle words to avoid callign trestman a nerd

Looked more like a bad coach getting fired within a couple years wherever he goes.

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 the oj simpson chase was 20 years ago?

gently caress

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
marc trestman is a canadian minstrel character

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
seriously

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Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe
David Fales must be really loving bad

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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
don't hit qbs ever i guess

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 literally any possession without lynch is a waste of time

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