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Post micro-stories which end with intense cliffhangers. For example: "There was a sudden and intense knocking on the door. James turned his head to face it, sweat dripping down his brow. Calling out "Who's there?", James slowly withdraws his penis from the "
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Aug 16, 2014 14:33
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Aug 16, 2014 14:34
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John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad “I want to be on the ships daddy.” Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS” There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons. “This is Joson” the radio crackered. “You must fight the demons!” So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall. “HE GOING TO KILL US” said the demons “I will shoot at him” said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. “No! I must kill the demons” he shouted The radio said “No, John. You are the demons” And then John was a zombie.
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Aug 16, 2014 14:36
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Big Chief Funk em' Dunk em' stood at the free throw line, surrounded by the remaining Nephilim Ant-men defensive guard. Their mandibles chittered and dripped a toxic foamy loam, while their eagerness to rip apart Big Chief Funk em' Dunk em' instantly if he missed this most crucial of free throws could be felt by the entire crowd. This was it. The shot to end all shots, to decide the fate of the race of Man, as was his destiny foretold to him so many moons ago on that dusty reservation in Oklahoma by his great grandfather Big Chief Take em' To Hoops. Funk em' Dunk em' whispered a prayer, closed his eyes, and summoned his spirit animal to guide his hand. With the indomitable power of the mighty North American Bushtit surging through him, he jumped and shot the ball...
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Aug 16, 2014 15:00
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A nigga fart in he own mouth...
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Aug 16, 2014 15:14
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The original poster of this thread is
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Aug 16, 2014 15:17
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I grew up in a cabin along an old dirt road in rural Ontario. We didn't have much there, but we didn't need much either. Summers were hard, full of work and sun and sweat. Winters were harder. The January day we lost ma was
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Aug 16, 2014 15:23
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it was a dark and stormy
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Aug 16, 2014 15:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvp5BVn7J9M
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Aug 16, 2014 17:39
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For sale: Baby shoes,
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Aug 16, 2014 17:41
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jimmy was jerking off for the seventeenth time today. he gripped his shaft tightly and pumped and pumped and pumped. his arm was just about to give out when finally
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Aug 16, 2014 17:42
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Quivering with anticipation and some small amount of trepidation, he selected the setting on the device to "one gallon" as he inserted his erect penis into the automatic milking machine's suction orifice. He hesitated for only a moment, and quickly pressed the button marked "on" and waited as the machine came to life...
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Aug 16, 2014 17:47
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Mulefisk posted:i'm
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Aug 16, 2014 18:07
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Mulefisk posted:i'm
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Aug 16, 2014 18:13
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a few weeks ago i was walking out of the library and i caught a few words of the conversation being had by two guys who walked past me: "first time i made a guy prolapse"... still thinkin about it
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Aug 16, 2014 18:14
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gorki posted:a few weeks ago i was walking out of the library and i caught a few words of the conversation being had by two guys who walked past me: "first time i made a guy prolapse"... Here I am in my room. Thinking of blood. Thinking of love. And I've got an erection.
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Aug 16, 2014 18:41
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Unfinished cliff hanger sentences,
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Aug 16, 2014 18:46
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gently caress me hard in the
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Aug 16, 2014 18:48
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Mulefisk posted:i'm
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Aug 16, 2014 19:00
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Aug 16, 2014 19:00
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gas thread ban
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Aug 16, 2014 19:01
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Mulefisk posted:i'm
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Aug 16, 2014 19:19
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I hosed your mom in the Gas thread ban
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Aug 16, 2014 22:34
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your posting is
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Aug 16, 2014 22:43
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The pickle was only lightly salted, so she
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Aug 16, 2014 22:44
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Quickscope420dad, on a level 4 yard?The genetic jackhammer?He snatches ur life.Takes it like it aint a thang, nigga. Before that happens? To disrespectville punks, like you? I negotiate a treaty with someone who has a huge dicked gay boi, and we turn ur rear end into his love hole for alot of soups and cigs....then, right before we * you? We catch that poo poo on a phone that was keystered in, and broadcast you, taking cocks in the rear end, from guys in hoods, who look at pictures of females with penises, 2get hard
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Aug 16, 2014 22:52
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For sale: baby shoes, never
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Aug 16, 2014 23:23
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Aug 16, 2014 23:26
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Mulefisk posted:i'm not surprised but very mad someone got there so quickly.
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Aug 16, 2014 23:32
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AND BURNED BY UNSCRUPULOUS BUSINESSES MORE TIMES
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Aug 17, 2014 00:21
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Mulefisk posted:i'm angry. ANGRY ABOUT
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Aug 17, 2014 00:29
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lowtax put down the bottle, empty again, he just needed to find one last drink, before he
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Aug 17, 2014 00:35
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*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* THIS IS A BROADCAST OF THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYST-
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Aug 17, 2014 00:35
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*cough cough* i'll tell you where i buried the gold. i guess i have no use for it anymore. maybe you'll be able to do something with it. it's in the... in the old.. *cough* i put it in the... pass me my hankerchief if you'd be so kind.... all 20 bars are in the I STUCK THEM IN MY rear end in a top hat YOU FUCKER, AND MY rear end in a top hat IS IN
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Aug 17, 2014 00:38
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It rubs the lotion on its skin and puts the bottle in...
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Aug 17, 2014 00:43
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I've gathered you all here today to bear witness to my last will and testament and to reveal that all of my millions of dollars, which can be rightfully claimed by the first party to reach them, are buried under the
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Aug 17, 2014 01:47
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"For twelve years, you have been asking:
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Aug 17, 2014 02:42
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Mulefisk posted:i'm Japanese Phone Box posted:angry. ANGRY ABOUT CAT ABORTIONS! I've got my rubber-band ball, stapler, and blow-torch ready. First thing I'm gonna do, ninotoreS fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Aug 17, 2014 |
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Aug 17, 2014 04:14
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All goons are...
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Aug 17, 2014 04:16
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Suddenly my rear end fell open and a wasp came out and stung my brothers
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