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i came on a girls feet while she was asleep once
i ate a girls vagina in a bar bathroom while i was wearing corpse paint
these are true stories
i cleaned her up after
she never knew
wait wait
we were already havin sex but i left the room to pee and when i came back she was asleep so i was like well...
we were dating at the time, she knew I liked feet, we have done sex before
we are still friends (this was like 10 years ago)
she still doesn't know
cool.
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Gents, please ask before rubbing your wang over a lover's extremities
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Aug 18, 2014 21:29
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Something sticky is afoot
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In my experience, all the cum plans you have before you ejaculate are extremely unsatisfying after you ejaculate.
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Aug 18, 2014 21:31
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Gents, please ask before rubbing your wang over a lover's extremities
someone get this guy an av
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Aug 18, 2014 21:33
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i'd like to cum all over the op's feet
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Aug 18, 2014 21:34
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Hey guys, did you know that performing a sex act on a person while they are unconscious and without their consent is a crime? Because it is. It's a felony, in fact.
Also I'm pretty sure he just admitted to a crime
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i don't get it, why share shameful secrets on something awful
90% of shameful secrets aren't true and people just bullshit.
the 10% that are are from people who are too stupid to understand not to and asking an introspective question like "why would you do that?" would get met with a blank stare because they don't even frame oversharing in their mind as something that could be an issue
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Aug 18, 2014 21:35
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someone get this guy an av
i have one under 30 if the new limit is a lie
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also this post dct found
I had intended on replying to this thread during the whole foot fetish theory and I'm sorry to stir it up again after it's died down, but I do have a (mild) foot fetish and I don't recall a single aspect of the film making any kind of big deal about ScarJo's feet or anything. I'm sure I would have noticed it.
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Aug 18, 2014 21:37
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I guess the reasoning was that feet can't say no?
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Aug 18, 2014 21:38
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I am a congenital optimist.
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those feet were made for cumming,
and that's just what i'll do,
sooner or later i'm gonna cum all over you
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Aug 18, 2014 21:39
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In the big scheme of things, it's really not the most hosed up thing I've read, but I'll forever be amazed at what people are willing to share on the internet.
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Aug 18, 2014 21:40
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In the big scheme of things, it's really not the most hosed up thing I've read, but I'll forever be amazed at what people are willing to share on the internet.
"lol guys, nice stores. reminds me of that one time I brutalized and murdered a hooker behind a bar."
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I am a congenital optimist.
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"lol guys, nice stores. reminds me of that one time I brutalized and murdered a hooker behind a bar."
"that's the same night i ignored a rape!" - breadingbutter
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shoogaslim reported in critical condition after his car careened off the road and into a ravine. problems began when im gonna be by the proclaimers started playing on the radio. initial theories indicate he removed both hands from the wheel and started to j/o while thinking of the time he raped a girls feet as the datsun plummeted
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Aug 18, 2014 21:45
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as a person with feet that sleeps i no longer feel safe in byob
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Aug 18, 2014 21:46
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considering preemptively cutting off my feet
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Aug 18, 2014 21:50
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Something sticky is afoot
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Something sticky is afoot
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Aug 18, 2014 21:51
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Something sticky is afoot
Yeah, we're pretty much done here. Close and goldmine tia.
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Aug 18, 2014 22:10
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a fantasy of olives
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Something sticky is afoot
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Aug 18, 2014 22:39
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dude all huffin on some girls stolen pedegg j/o in the stairwell
what's a pedegg
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Aug 18, 2014 22:41
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its an eg for your feet
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Aug 18, 2014 22:42
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it's basically a foot simulator and dead skin remover.
They're really useful, honestly
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Aug 18, 2014 22:43
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it's basically a foot simulator and dead skin remover.
They're really useful, honestly
A FOOT SIMULATOR?! 
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A FOOT SIMULATOR?!
It's great with the Oculus Rift, really immersive toe fondling experience
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