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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
That could be potentially very expensive. You would burn so much money on JJ's so fast you'll freak.

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NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Brock Lesnar is a loving nerd. If he loses at Summerslam I'll go up to him and steal his lunch money.

:toxx:

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


NienNunb posted:

Brock Lesnar is a loving nerd. If he loses at Summerslam I'll go up to him and steal his lunch money.

:toxx:

RIP NienNunb 19XX-2014

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

:toxx: Fartbaby I will fart on a baby

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

oldpainless posted:

TOXX LESNAR


If my client BROCK LESNAR who broke the Undertaker's Streak at Wrestlemania either taps out or is pinned for a 3 count by Jhon Cena at Summerslam, I will close this thread and will not post in PSP again until WrestleMania next year.


Who will stand with me behind Brock Lesnar, brothers? You don't have to do my toxx, feel free to make your own but be not afraid for though we walk through the valley of the shadow of death, we walk with BROCK LESNAR.

If B-Rock loses at SS to cena (by pin or sub) I will not post again until Undertaker's next appearance. If he never appears again then may we both rip in peace.

lets do thIIIIIIIss jabronis.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

oatgan posted:

go big or go home. Gimmick posting or new avatars are for cowards
Brogreed.

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Oct 30, 2009

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BROCK loving LESNAR

birdlaw
Dec 25, 2006

oldpainless posted:

BROCK loving LESNAR

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010


Brock Lesnar :smug:

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Brock Lesnar to break CM Punk's WWE reign by holding title until late 2016

Source: Dave Meltzer

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

oldpainless posted:

Brock Lesnar to break Bruno Sammartino's reign by holding title until the end of the universe

Source: Dave Meltzer

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

oldpainless posted:

Brock Lesnar doesn't know wrestling is fake.

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Oct 30, 2009

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I suppose there's no way to get that gif into anything close to an avatar? Even just one German?

Jay 2K Winger
Oct 10, 2007

What are you looking for?

Look at Brock's expression. It's like he's thinking, "How can I best destroy this human?"

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Paul is stealing Triple H's watch.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

oatgan posted:

I will eat Jimmy Johns five days a week until Night of Champions if Brock Lesnar does not win at Summerslam

:toxx:

bless you, Brock

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

oatgan posted:

bless you, Brock

Set up a blog. Pics. Trip reports.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Set up a blog. Pics. Trip reports.

i'm not doing it, actually

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
Set up a blog with all that crap anyway, just without the Jimmy Johns. Your fans demand it.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

oatgan posted:

i'm not doing it, actually

oh

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

oatgan posted:

i'm not doing it, actually

Do it anyway

It's what Brock would want

Do you want to tell Brock he won't get what he wants?

mkay0
Nov 7, 2003

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire
Brock 2014 > Punk 2011

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Seriously though, I absolutely cannot believe that in the year of our Lord 2014, Brock Lesnar CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!

(and also murdered John Cena in front of a live crowd)

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Having Jimmy Johns delivered to me because I'm afraid that if I leave my office, Brock Lesnar will suplex me a bunch.

Luneshot
Mar 10, 2014

Posting this shirt here because it's fitting for this thread.

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WWE World Heavyweight Champion BROCK LESNAR isn't locked in with the WWE Universe, the WWE Universe is locked in with WWE World Heavyweight Champion BROCK LESNAR.

Marin Karin
Jul 29, 2011

What are you, compared to my magnificence?
Brock Lesnar is a Greek demigod who desires to conquer all there is in this mortal world. He descended from Heracles himself.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Marin Karin posted:

Brock Lesnar is a Greek demigod who desires to conquer all there is in this mortal world. He descended from Heracles himself.

Brock vs Rock at WM31?

yes I know

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.

Luneshot posted:

Posting this shirt here because it's fitting for this thread.

That is a goon designed shirt, actually! Made by kidcolencanth. I got one up there too, with the Jimmy John's parody. And both shirts are already selling apparently! Holy poo poo redbubble rules.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
The next opponent Brock faces will be lift in a pool of Brock's own feces, semen, and bile. Gotta change it up a bit.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


I would totally wear a
BLOOD
URINE
VOMIT
tshirt.

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u
BLEED
PISS
VOMIT
REPEAT

your friend sk
Dec 10, 2005

(ヤイケス!)


my client, brock lesnar, conquered john cena's undefeated streak in championship matches

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I would probably vomit if I bled piss, yes.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Endless Mike posted:

I would probably vomit if I bled piss, yes.

What about bleeding if you pissed vomit?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Retail Slave posted:

What about bleeding if you pissed vomit?
That would just burn a lot, I think.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

sk posted:

my client, brock lesnar, conquered john cena's undefeated jorts in championship matches

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


edit: nvr mind.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
:allears: Flair

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
We are now Paul Heyman itt.

SUPLEX

REPEAT

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