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SlimManFat posted:That'd make a perfect hood ornament for a Biturbo Fuzzy-dice mirror hangers.
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So we were unable to come to an agreement on the price. He thought the value of the spares included made up for the cost, and I said given off the state of it I wouldnt really pay over scrap value for it as a yard ornament. He did say that maybe if he couldnt find a buyer he would think about it though. However he offered to pay me to put it back together and see if we can get it started to at least confirm the last shops diagnosis so of course. I said hell yes and he's locating the parts that are missing. This story is not yet over.
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I like how even before getting to the car the transaction is becoming unnecessarily complicated and messy
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Im on the edge of my seat here. I cant wait to see how this turns out. Fixing it before you buy it is an absolutely amazing turn of events.
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This could not have (not)ended any better. You still get to touch a crazy Biturbo. The. You get to fix it and get experience fot when you buy one.. PLUS you get money towards your own
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That sure sounds like you get to experience biturbo ownership (which doesn't seem to include operating the vehicle, given the odometer reading) without any of the downsides.
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Aug 23, 2014 21:31
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OFFICER 13 INCH posted:However he offered to pay me to put it back together and see if we can get it started 
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Aug 23, 2014 21:35
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13 INCH sets out to ruin his life and bank account, ends up with a part time job. I love it.
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kastein posted:That sure sounds like you get to experience biturbo ownership (which doesn't seem to include operating the vehicle, given the odometer reading) without any of the downsides. Yeah this is basically the best possible way things could have developed.
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Aug 23, 2014 22:24
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This is the automotive equivalent of getting a booty call at 2am (and getting paid!). We look forward to the pictures. Are you starting this weekend?
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Francis Baconator posted:This is the automotive equivalent of getting a booty call at 2am (and getting paid!). That's just straight-up prostitution.
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MrChips posted:That's just straight-up prostitution.
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It's like he's getting paid to punch himself in the face repeatedly.
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leica posted:It's like he's getting paid to punch himself in the face repeatedly. I will do this for $5.75 an hour.
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Rhyno posted:I will do this for $5.75 an hour. But you already work retail?
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Fucknag posted:But you already work retail? I need a part time gig.
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leica posted:It's like he's getting paid to punch himself in the
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He already has several dick piercings anyway, not like this will be that much different.
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some texas redneck posted:He already has several dick piercings anyway, not like this will be that much different. Not after i accidentally ripped one clean out
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I want to think you're joking but suspect you're probably not. 
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What email to I send the namechange cert to, so that you can be 13 POLLICI PENE
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Aug 24, 2014 18:12
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OFFICER 13 INCH posted:Not after i accidentally ripped one clean out i knew there was a reason i have never pierced any part of my body, much less my cock
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Aug 24, 2014 18:22
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OFFICER 13 INCH posted:Not after i accidentally ripped one clean out Even I do not want to hear that story.
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Aug 24, 2014 18:25
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jammyozzy posted:I want to think you're joking but suspect you're probably not. Out of a shockingly uncharacteristic show of compassion for my fellow male posters I'll sinply state that no , its not a joke and it involved a series of poor decisions leading up to a regrettable event 
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Dick Trauma posted:Even I do not want to hear that story. Username/avatar/post combo of the year right here
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Aug 24, 2014 18:41
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Does no-one remember that he used to be called 14"? Did you never stop to think why?
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Aug 24, 2014 18:49
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As someone who plays for both teams, I don't understand genital piercings. They just get in the way. 
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Aug 24, 2014 18:51
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Piercings give you that needed grip when you're trying to shift gears.
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Aug 24, 2014 18:55
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The piercing/needle part really barely hurts (I would say about half as painful as whacking the nerve in your elbow on a doorjamb) but I refuse to consider what ripping one out must feel like So what are you fixing first on this fine italian stallion?
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OFFICER 13 INCH posted:Out of a shockingly uncharacteristic show of compassion for my fellow male posters I'll sinply state that no , its not a joke and it involved a series of poor decisions leading up to a regrettable event This is why you don't gently caress the car.
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I have to hear that story, it'll be a nice warm up to hearing about your work on the biturbo.
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It sounds worse than the time [someone I know who will remain nameless] suffered a testicular torsion, and couldn't masturbate for weeks after the op. Single teenage male. 
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Aug 24, 2014 20:54
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OFFICER 13 INCH posted:Out of a shockingly uncharacteristic show of compassion for my fellow male posters I'll sinply state that no , its not a joke and it involved a series of poor decisions leading up to a regrettable event At least say you were having fun up until that point....
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leica posted:At least say you were having fun up until that point.... I don't think it was a point at that moment.
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I worked with a guy who got his wedding ring torn off and partially degloved his ring finger after getting it caught in a running accessory belt while doing god knows what. I imagine it's pretty much the same deal.
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Aug 24, 2014 22:21
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Hey guys what going on with the Biturb---Oh. Oh dear God.
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ExplodingSims posted:Hey guys what going on with the Biturb---Oh. Oh dear God.
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Seat Safety Switch posted:I worked with a guy who got his wedding ring torn off and partially degloved his ring finger after getting it caught in a running accessory belt while doing god knows what. Wearing rings or any jewelry around machinery is pretty dumb. Good thing I hate jewelry, but some people just gotta have it I suppose.
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Look what just showed up on Portland craigslist! http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/cto/4634325012.html
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CountOfNowhere posted:Look what just showed up on Portland craigslist! Seeing as it claims to have working electrics and "a bit ripped" means bear attack, I assume "nearly new tyres" means original tyres?
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