WWE Raw is tearing our family apart for 8/25

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do you wish brie bella died in the womb
	come on nikki
	come on brie

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Scale of 1-10 how serious is Serious Cena about to be.

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BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Cena comes out in Hogan's colors, what a coincidence

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BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Wow! Who knew Cena would show up?

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NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

I hate Cena's little rag

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Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

ahahaaha that new shirt graphic is even worse than the last one

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Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Did Cena get...more new merch?

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Charles Gnarwin: Jul 31, 2014; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

Oh he looks remarkably recovered and unchanged...

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Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

this sucks

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Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

We didn't even get to see a heroic rescue, just jerking him off and then he shows up.

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TEGGS: Nov 21, 2004; Spoony Bard!

*Cena's music hits*

*Legends' raise their hands* Well, gently caress.

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Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

"John Cena's just like my son Nick, Brother. Once it's go time, they go full speed and nothing's gonna slow them down"

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Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

RAPADOOOOOOOO!

"Nope, sorry Hogan. They're right. I'm gonna get squashed."

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bartok: May 10, 2006

Hulkster believes in Hustle, Loyalty, and Creative Control Brother!

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hotdog feet: Nov 3, 2005

I want them to keep the table in the ring from now on and make it the "Legends Announce Table"

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oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

Chokes McGee posted:

Dear Punchsport Pagoda Mods:

I am going to be that guy and request to be released from my toxx early. You may think this is because I missed possibly the greatest match in the history of rear end-beatings, and you'd be right. But, I also like to think that, having sat out that match to fulfill it, I've paid it off in spades.

Regardless, I will abide by the mods rulings on the matter.

Yours etc,
Chokington J. McGillicutty

nobody knows or tracks what your toxx is/was

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Asmodai_00: Nov 26, 2007

Omally posted:

this sucks

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

God this segment is terrible.

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Peter Bazooka: Sep 29, 2005; This isn’t really anything I think I like.

When John Cena isn't on screen everyone stop and ask where's John Cena.

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SylvainMustach: Dec 12, 2007; Superior Trash Talk!

can't think of a hotter opening that raw could've had nope I can't

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Rand McNally: May 20, 2007

Chokes McGee posted:

Dear Punchsport Pagoda Mods:

I am going to be that guy and request to be released from my toxx early. You may think this is because I missed possibly the greatest match in the history of rear end-beatings, and you'd be right. But, I also like to think that, having sat out that match to fulfill it, I've paid it off in spades.

Regardless, I will abide by the mods rulings on the matter.

Yours etc,
Chokington J. McGillicutty

Well, I don't think you'd miss anything of great value THIS week, if that makes you feel any better.

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SaberToothedPie: Dec 24, 2012; The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

he knows...

Cena looks completely fine.

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Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Oh he looks remarkably recovered and unchanged...

I mean he missed one RAW, that's good enough right?

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ZDar Fan: Oct 15, 2012

I really want the NOC rematch to just be a re-hash of Summerslam, perhaps with 17 suplexes

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ZixTheYeti: Jul 12, 2005; Hellarious!

Quick, while they're all in the ring at the same time, destroy them!

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Charles Gnarwin: Jul 31, 2014; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

Any kid wearing the Cena shirt is asking to get the gently caress slapped out of their chest.

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Do these guys know wrestling is fake?

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Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Cena's shoes match his old merch

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Neurotic Roleplay: May 20, 2005

Asmodai_00 posted:

rapadoooooooooooo

good point. I didn't think of it like that

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Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

C.M. PUNK

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Luneshot: Mar 10, 2014

So Cena's winning at NoC right

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JoeBangles: Mar 23, 2005; Parlez-vous grenouille ?

I'm totally tweeting John Cena some words of encouragement after this promo is over.

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Gordong Dongbay: Oct 18, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

NickRoweFillea posted:

I hate Cena's little rag

How many loads do you think he shoots into those rags on a daily basis?

Trick question, it's one for each World title.

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Mister E: Oct 2, 2006; by exmarx

Luneshot posted:

So Cena's winning at NoC right

Yup.

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Become the alcoholic John

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

oatgan posted:

nobody knows or tracks what your toxx is/was

I have like one probation on my rap sheet and I don't want to risk someone paying attention and banning me ok

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Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Luneshot posted:

So Cena's winning at NoC right

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Pistol Packin Poet: Nov 5, 2012; Everyone needs an
escape goat!

chiming in to say Cena is awful

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Gerpy: Feb 23, 2010

JoeBangles posted:

I'm totally tweeting John Cena some words of encouragement after this promo is over.

"@JohnCena take a different career path"

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crazycarl: Jun 13, 2001; Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners

sportsgenius86 posted:

"John Cena's just like my son Nick, Brother. Once it's go time, they go full speed and nothing's gonna slow them down"

Haha

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projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Shawn could still wrestle one hundred matches that are better than John Cena.

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