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do you wish brie bella died in the womb
	come on nikki
	come on brie

D Lambent: Jul 28, 2014

This entrance, however, never gets old. loving yes.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:18

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# ? May 14, 2024 23:45

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Cody, what are you doing

CODY

STOP IT :gonk:

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:18

Bigass Moth: Mar 6, 2004; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

This theme song is rad as hell.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:19

DukeofCA: Aug 18, 2011; I am shocked and appalled.

BigRed0427 posted:

What's with all the Uso hate? Or are the Dust Bros just more popular?

This board hates good things. Is it your first day?

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:19

waffle iron: Jan 16, 2004

Cody looks like he's having so much fun.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:19

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Chokes McGee posted:

We've come so far as a society that no one bats an eyelash at werewolf dicks because they're too busy discussing wereduck dicks.

We've come too far.

They said the internet would destroy us and we didn't listen.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:19

Sushipants: Sep 8, 2010

They really are cats. Never change, Dust Bros.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:19

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

whatever happened to Cody Rhodes? Is he injured or something? Haven't seen him in months now.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:19

Shadalator: Oct 22, 2005; I hate her so much. Vince could've married some young hot gold digger, bought her everything she ever wanted, and still saved tens of millions of dollars. Instead he married an old dumb zombie woman who kicked JR in the nuts. What a bitch

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:19

HulkaMatt: Feb 14, 2006; BIG BICEPS SHOHEI

Calling a Cody turn or New Tag Champs. Something has gotta happen.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:19

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

I'll take 20.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:19

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Why are they stalling so loving hard?

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:19

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

it's me, i'm that one girl who really loves stardust

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:19

Bigass Moth: Mar 6, 2004; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

They're making a big deal which makes me think this will be a title change.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:19

Speedboat Jones: Dec 28, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Guys I designed the perfect Stardust shirt

WWE hire this man.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:19

D Lambent: Jul 28, 2014

DukeofCA posted:

This board hates good things. Is it your first day?

I absolutely love the Uso's in ring work. I'm just kinda bored of them. They don't have any defining qualities.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:20

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I'm convinced that Cody just watches Batman Forever over and over and over and over in preparation. That and all the drugs.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:20

Frankston: Jul 27, 2010

HulkaMatt posted:

Calling a Cody turn or New Tag Champs. Something has gotta happen.

USO crazy

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:20

DFu4ever: Oct 4, 2002

Zyla posted:

whatever happened to Cody Rhodes? Is he injured or something? Haven't seen him in months now.

Joined the North Korean space program last I heard.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:20

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Blasmeister posted:

it's me, i'm that one girl who really loves stardust

So am I, even though I'm a dude.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:20

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Why are they stalling so loving hard?

The production crew really really thought Dean was coming back :smith:

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:20

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

DeathChicken posted:

Guys, the Haka doesn't really work if the opponents aren't there yet to see it.

But the champs have to come out first, they are the champs! :downs:

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:20

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Because this isn't continuity because Roman was also in the Shield, and Ambrose is filming a drat movie. This is a filler feud between Ambrose coming back to beat Rollins at (and possibly in a) Hell in a Cell. Orton will cost Roman Reigns the match or something because as of last week it didn't look like Orton/Reigns was done either.

Haha, yeah reading that post now I realize I was being really reactionary. I get that way when I've been drinking.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:20

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

So just spitballing here

PrimeTime Players are popular
Have a fun catchphrase and great merch item ($10 whistle)
Darren Young comes out as gay, getting tons of positive mainstream attention
Break up popular team
Turn Titus O'Neal heal, job him out a bunch without Black John Cena to cover his flaws
Have Darren Young win 1 solo match, then never appear on TV again
???
~~profit~~

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:20

waffle iron: Jan 16, 2004

Bigass Moth posted:

They're making a big deal which makes me think this will be a title change.

Goldust and Stardust need to hold the tag title for a while before Goldust retires from in ring work and goes to booking only.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:20

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

It bugs me that the Usos wrestle in shirts.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:21

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Carver Crisis posted:

Haha, yeah reading that post now I realize I was being really reactionary. I get that way when I've been drinking.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:21

hunnert car pileup: Oct 28, 2007; the first world was a mistake

Everblight posted:

So just spitballing here
PrimeTime Players are popular
Have a fun catchphrase and great merch item ($10 whistle)
Darren Young comes out as gay, getting tons of positive mainstream attention
Break up popular team
Turn Titus O'Neal heal, job him out a bunch without Black John Cena to cover his flaws
Have Darren Young win 1 solo match, then never appear on TV again
???
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:21

OldTennisCourt: Sep 11, 2011; by VideoGames

JBL stop trying to make Dust Brusters a thing

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:21

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Guys I designed the perfect Stardust shirt

As worn by a great big fat person

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:21

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Codependent Poster posted:

It bugs me that the Usos wrestle in shirts.

They're Samoans.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:21

Sushipants: Sep 8, 2010

I want the Dusts to take the belts so they can maybe redesign those ugly hunks of poo poo.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:21

Bumper Stickup: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!; Grimey Drawer

Jetfire posted:

Goldust/Stardust mashup < Goldust/WHOOOA-OH Cody mashup

Nope. Sorry. I have an irrational hatred for the Goldust/Cody theme mashup for butchering Goldust's theme.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:21

Big Coffin Hunter: Aug 13, 2005

Everblight posted:

So just spitballing here
PrimeTime Players are popular
Have a fun catchphrase and great merch item ($10 whistle)
Darren Young comes out as gay, getting tons of positive mainstream attention
Break up popular team
Turn Titus O'Neal heal, job him out a bunch without Black John Cena to cover his flaws
Have Darren Young win 1 solo match, then never appear on TV again
???
~~profit~~

Darren Young is injured but yeah, when he comes back they better just reform the Prime Time Players.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:21

Charles Gnarwin: Jul 31, 2014; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

Codependent Poster posted:

It bugs me that the Usos wrestle in shirts.

It started when Sting signed... #askquestions

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:21

Pinstripe Hourglass: Nov 27, 2008; =RIVER PEOPLE=
Ay yi yi! We look
like... cartoons!

Is the crowd totally loving dead, or is that just my stream?

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:21

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

THEY WEIRD ME OUT MAGGLE, THEY'RE WEIRDOS

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:21

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

WrasslorMonkey posted:

As worn by a great big fat person

This shirt was made for me, thank you.

# ? Aug 26, 2014 02:21

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Codependent Poster posted:

It bugs me that the Usos wrestle in shirts.

They have to hide the cheeseburger guts they've grown.

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

DFu4ever posted:

Joined the North Korean space program last I heard.

Last known transmission: "Tell my wife I love her very much."

She knew. :smith:

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