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Hogge Wild posted:Honestly if you were GRRM, would you write? Dunno. Were I in my sunset years and a freshly-minted celebrity, writing would probably take a back seat to enjoying myself. I just wouldn't waddle around saying the books are a priority or insisting conventions and appearances are work.
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The 'I have to take my time to do it well' argument has to confront the fact that he wrote the three good books really fast and the two bad books really slowly.
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http://twitter.com/GRRMspeaking/status/503307731814854657
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GRRM invented ice buckets.
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Still can't stop talking about football. tehk posted:Has GRRM ever admitted to being a Oasis fan? I have this theory that the entire plot of Jon on the wall is based on the song Wonderwall as sung by The Wall to Jon and lol
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Aug 24, 2014 01:25
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I don't understand why he ran off like that. Aren't walrus' thick layers of blubber supposed to insulate them? 
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:I don't understand why he ran off like that. Aren't walrus' thick layers of blubber supposed to insulate them? Ran? He can RUN?
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Aug 24, 2014 06:20
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Much like his word processor, the quality on that camera is straight out of the 80s.
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If I were GURM, I would hire a chef and a personal trainer to help me lose 75-100 lbs.
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You'd also want to get a haircut amd lose the beard. Get less goofy glasses. Lose the suspenders. Heck, get some clothes that don't lool like they haven't beem washed for a year. Lose the hat. Man, GRRM is just so frumpy looking.
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His beard baffles me. How can he look at his wispy, disgusting pube-beard and think "yes, this is how I want to present myself"? It's not hiding his watery jowls at all, which is usually why fat dudes grow a beard. If he just grabbed a clipper, set it 7/8", and went to town, I think he'd look better. And get some more modern glasses; dude looks like he wishes he were Bruce Boxleitner in Tron.
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Blind Sally posted:You'd also want to get a haircut amd lose the beard. Get less goofy glasses. Lose the suspenders. Heck, get some clothes that don't lool like they haven't beem washed for a year. Lose the hat. He lost the hat. Maybe ... maybe a man can change even this late in life? TWOW Spring 2017! A boy can hope.
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Aug 25, 2014 01:20
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Looks like he broke both ankles jumping into the pool afterward. Too bad his computer isn't wheelchair accessible. TWoW confirmed to be delayed 8 weeks.
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Breaking both ankles would probably force him to actually write something. Or at least give him time to watch Misery and write a horribly descriptive account of Theon being hobbled.
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Aug 26, 2014 00:09
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Famed Author George RR Martin dies after taking the KFC bucket challenge.
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Irish Joe posted:Famed Author George RR Martin truly lives after taking the KFC bucket challenge.
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Irish Joe posted:Famed Author George RR Martin dies after taking the KFC bucket challenge. Who would believe that?
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Famed George RR Martin eats.
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Irish Joe posted:Famed Author George RR Martin dies after taking the KFC bucket challenge.
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Hogge Wild posted:Who would believe that? What if the KFC bucket challenge was to not eat a goddamn bucket of KFC for a month
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Intel&Sebastian posted:What if the KFC bucket challenge was to not eat a goddamn bucket of KFC for a month I'm not a land cetologist, but i think he could survive on pizza.
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Irish Joe posted:Famed Author George RR Martin dies after taking the KFC bucket challenge. new thread title?
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Irish Joe posted:Famed Author George RR Martin, the American Tolkien, dies after taking the KFC bucket challenge.
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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http://uproxx.com/tv/2014/08/weird-al-yankovic-politely-begged-george-r-r-martin-to-get-back-to-writing/
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Hogge Wild posted:Who would believe that? Extra crispy could kill you if dropped from the proper height.
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Barreft posted:http://uproxx.com/tv/2014/08/weird-al-yankovic-politely-begged-george-r-r-martin-to-get-back-to-writing/ Came here to post this. A+
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http://www.tmz.com/2014/08/25/game-of-thrones-cersei-lannister-public-nudity-lean-headey/ Apparently, the local government won't let the show do Cersei's walk of shame. Lena Headey naked is not a sin, Croatia, it's not!
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Weird Al "ambushed" GRRM at the tv show awards show for tv and had someone plop down a typewriter in his lap and admonished him to "type George type as fast as you can" http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/george-rr-martin-ambushed-during-weird-als-emmys-number-watch-2014258
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syscall girl posted:Weird Al "ambushed" GRRM at the tv show awards show for tv and had someone plop down a typewriter in his lap and admonished him to "type George type as fast as you can" Best Weird Al bit since spatula city
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The lyrics said to write scripts faster, but you know that he was really saying write the books faster.
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GRRM must have been seething. Publically shamed at the Emmys instead of fellated for his unparalleled, American Tolkien genius? Only you can he not forgive, Al.  Incidentally, if you ever want to piss off people on Imgur, just talk about how Emilia Clarke isn't particularly hot or a good actress. (You know, tell the truth.) Angry wannabe Ser Jorahs will pour out of the woodwork to passive-aggressively tell you how deeply wrong you about their perfect Valyrian waifu. Blade_of_tyshalle fucked around with this message at 13:03 on Aug 26, 2014 |
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I hope GURM gets this ice bucket challenge, gets a shock and croaks it. Someone who actually writes could finish the series then and give us all the resolution we want.
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Tahirovic posted:I hope GURM gets this ice bucket challenge, gets a shock and croaks it. Someone who actually writes could finish the series then and give us all the resolution we want. Yes, the GRRMian 40×25 with 8×8 pixel font text mode.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:GRRM must have been seething. Publically shamed at the Emmys instead of fellated for his unparalleled, American Tolkien genius? Ser Alleres Weyrd is going to die screaming in TWOW.
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Saeka posted:http://www.tmz.com/2014/08/25/game-of-thrones-cersei-lannister-public-nudity-lean-headey/ Can't they just shoot it elsewhere or in the stuido and then CGI the church and stuff in?
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Mr. Neutron posted:Can't they just shoot it elsewhere or in the stuido and then CGI the church and stuff in? That's what they'll end up doing I'm sure. It's an uncutable scene.
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Mr. Neutron posted:Can't they just shoot it elsewhere or in the stuido and then CGI the church and stuff in? Or just cgi the nipples! They'll probably just shoot and edit it some clever way. Maybe show the church doors opening from outside and then change the angle to behind her walking out the door (of a different building).
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