Ben Roethlisberger Douche of the Year Season 4: A New Douche

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Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

TPD, but still gently caress Ole Miss forever

# ? Aug 27, 2014 15:53

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# ? Jun 13, 2024 07:27

Kibner: Oct 21, 2008; Acguy Supremacy

Alouicious posted:

TPD, but still gently caress Ole Miss forever

Down with this.

# ? Aug 27, 2014 19:57

Ben Has Tiny Weenus: Feb 17, 2007; MSU Will Not Be National Champions

So I really should learn to shut the hole under my nose.

(1)Ole Miss has defeated (6)Tallahassee PD 20-19!
(I had international student roommate verify the results, it isn't rigged, I promise)

Semifinal A: A Schincognito Man

Featuring: (1)Richie Incognito vs. (1)Greg Schiano

Richie Incognito

Benne posted:

Richie Incognito, who I thought would run away with the players bracket until Darren Sharper happened.

Benne posted:

I'm not sure there's much to say about Incognito other than that he fulfills literally every "dumb jock" stereotype imaginable. Dumb face, dumb name (who the hell goes by "Richie?" Douchebags, that's who), dumb sense of humor, he ticks every box. That he happens to be a dirty player (and not even that good in the first place) is just the cherry on top of the dumb cake.

LET IT RAIN! LET IT RAIN! LET IT RAIN!

VS.

Greg Schiano

Febreeze posted:

I nominate

GREG loving SCHIANO

For what?

Intentionally sabotaging Josh Freeman's career
MRSA and letting the Bucs gently caress Tynes and Nicks
His swarm the victory formation bullshit
His ugly rear end face

Sataere posted:

With Schiano, the way he just completely took a poo poo on the entire Tampa Bay organization and gave off the impression that they should be thankful for the magnificent dump he was giving them, as if he were doing it the right way and everyone else were the assholes, makes him a worthy candidate for the coveted Douche of the Year award.

Who has douched their way into the finale?
Only one way to find out!
3...
2...
1...
DOUCHE!

# ? Aug 27, 2014 20:10

Ben Has Tiny Weenus: Feb 17, 2007; MSU Will Not Be National Champions

So I really should learn to shut the hole under my nose.

As much as I would like to see Schiano go through to open an easier path to victory for my chosen nominee, Richie Incognito is what this tournament is all about, and I think he has this thing in the bag at this point.

# ? Aug 27, 2014 20:12

No Safe Word: Feb 26, 2005

Richie Incognito always and forever, gently caress that guy

# ? Aug 27, 2014 20:14

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

Incognito should win the whole thing.

# ? Aug 27, 2014 20:15

Douche4Sale: May 8, 2003; ...and then God said, "Let there be douche!"

Febreeze posted:

Incognito should win the whole thing.

Yeah, Incognito is gonna go all the way.

# ? Aug 27, 2014 20:17

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Greg Schiano

# ? Aug 27, 2014 20:18

Lord of Garbagemen: Jan 28, 2014; Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Schiano this guy is a grown up version of Richie and should be treated as such.

Lord of Garbagemen fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Aug 30, 2014

# ? Aug 27, 2014 20:24

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

Febreeze posted:

Incognito should win the whole thing.

This

# ? Aug 27, 2014 20:33

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004

Febreeze posted:

Incognito should win the whole thing.

Completely agree.

# ? Aug 27, 2014 20:40

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Richie Incognito is loving legend

# ? Aug 27, 2014 20:47

Filthy Casual: Aug 13, 2014

Febreeze posted:

Incognito should win the whole thing.

# ? Aug 27, 2014 21:07

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

MrLogan posted:

TPD

Awwww gently caress I was trying to get that in oh well

# ? Aug 27, 2014 21:09

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

ZenVulgarity posted:

Awwww gently caress I was trying to get that in oh well

Same here. I demand a recount (with our votes)!

# ? Aug 27, 2014 21:16

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Greg Schiano because of rushing the victory formation and also that he probably leaked info about Josh Freeman before cutting him.

# ? Aug 27, 2014 21:22

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Richard Dominick "Richie" Incognito, Jr

# ? Aug 27, 2014 21:25

Vaders Jester: Sep 9, 2009

Spoeank posted:

Richard Dominick "Richie" Incognito, Jr

# ? Aug 27, 2014 21:38

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Well at least this one is easy.

Richie Incognito

# ? Aug 27, 2014 22:26

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

The People's Douche, Richie Incognito

# ? Aug 27, 2014 22:28

Magnitogorsk.: Nov 14, 2004; Global warming is barely a big deal at all compared to the trajectory we used to be on. We'll have to do a lot of environmental engineering projects along certain shorelines and it will be a little warmer and wetter in some places, big fucking deal.

This round is basically the championship in my mind, these are the 2 ultimate football douches. Greg Schiano put together a hell of a year, but even so I feel that Richie takes it easily

# ? Aug 27, 2014 23:31

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Christ this is a tough one since both are utterly loathsome, but I'm thinking it's Incognito reaching out and fondling the tape microseconds ahead of Schiano.

Ben Has Tiny Weenus posted:

It's fine to say that the guy played for your school. It's not cool to imply that he played for a specific coach or to claim that a coach has a close personal relationship with that player. It's far from the dirtiest thing in college recruiting, but it is still disingenuous and lame.

Yeah, that's what I meant. It counts as taking Patrick Willis's name in vain, and that will not stand.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Aug 28, 2014

# ? Aug 28, 2014 00:03

bondster: May 6, 2007

Benne posted:

The People's Douche, Richie Incognito

This, forever this.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 00:07

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

Schiano is horrible but as I said before Richie Incognito is the platonic ideal of a douchebag. He is douche incarnate, the essential douche.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 00:10

jugulator45: Apr 1, 2009

Greg Schiano

# ? Aug 28, 2014 00:21

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

RICHIE "This Fuckin' Guy" INCOGNITO

# ? Aug 28, 2014 00:32

Zurreco: Dec 27, 2004; Cutty approves.

I wish I could vote for Greggie Schiagnito.

Schiano because he is a douche who will never admit that he has ever made a mistake.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 00:46

Lee Harvey Oswald: Mar 17, 2007; by exmarx

Incognito

bonus: Sports fans are the worst.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 00:47

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Management is always the bigger douchebag.

Incognito left an impressive mark with his douchiness, but since he's only a player, his impact is limited. Greg Schiano leveraged his power as a coach and left a flaming wreckage behind him.

Also

# ? Aug 28, 2014 00:51

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

That truly is gregschiano.gif

# ? Aug 28, 2014 00:55

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

jugulator45 posted:

Greg Schiano

This. He deserves to be in this thing until the end.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 00:59

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Was waiting to see if Schiano got enough votes to be half respectable, which he deserves in this tournament and not in life.

Incognito.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 01:00

Ben Has Tiny Weenus: Feb 17, 2007; MSU Will Not Be National Champions

So I really should learn to shut the hole under my nose.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Yeah, that's what I meant. It counts as taking Patrick Willis's name in vain, and that will not stand.

Gotcha, I misunderstood.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 01:10

SlipUp: Sep 30, 2006; stayin c o o l

Greg Schiano

# ? Aug 28, 2014 01:23

Nystral: Feb 6, 2002; Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

I want to put in an effort post. I want to make people believe the way I believe. But gently caress it, why bother? Richie Incognito has this in the bag so my effort shall be saved for a future round.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 02:33

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Greg Schiano because his douchery has had a much wider impact.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 02:34

LEGO Genetics: Oct 8, 2013; She growls as she storms the stadium
A villain mean and rough
And the cops all shake and quiver and quake
as she stabs them with her cuffs

Schiano

# ? Aug 28, 2014 02:49

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Nystral posted:

I want to put in an effort post. I want to make people believe the way I believe. But gently caress it, why bother? Richie Incognito has this in the bag so my effort shall be saved for a future round.

Seeing a lot of Schiano votes... I don't think Richie has this in the bag at all.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 03:03

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Schiano has ruined more careers than Incognito. Also, Richie never resorted to biological warfare, unlike Schiano who should be dragged in front of the Hague for his MRSA exploits.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 03:07

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Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

swickles posted:

Schiano has ruined more careers than Incognito.

I don't really doubt this but I'd like to see a breakdown.

# ? Aug 28, 2014 03:08

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