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I had always thought neckbeards were an extreme exaggeration and a caricature made to group people together into 1 amorphous term. Then I spent an 4 hours at a college for technology. Jesus loving christ. I had only seen 1 fedora but the amount of fat neckbeardy motherfuckers was almost tied to the amount of retards who think shrapnel is a fashion accessory with half of their face pierced, having gigantic holes in their ears(male and female), having long emo hair and having wacky rear end hair colors.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:21 |
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try to enjoy college
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:23 |
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Most neckbeards are also fat because both are sign of some one who was allowed to do whatever he wanted while growing up instead of being taught proper discipline.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:25 |
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:26 |
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I actually like learning and math. I just hate people and I always thought (hoped) that the caricatures that people described when speaking about neckbeards were exaggerated. I feel very, very disappointed that these people exist.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:26 |
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Day 9 really let himself go Methanar posted:I actually like learning and math. the only neckbeard I've met was a kinda chill anthropology student but he was very proud of the lovely neckbeard he had been growing over the course of two years. It was this wispy, patchy mess that made him look far smellier than he probably was. People should just own up to not being able to grow beards. I can't grow a beard for poo poo, so instead of suffering through a lovely unkempt itchy mess on my face I'll just shave it off. Verisimilidude fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Sep 1, 2014 |
# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:27 |
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:27 |
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Wow that's really gross man, maybe you shouldn't go to a college for gross nerds
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:28 |
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:29 |
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Methanar posted:I actually like learning and math. whoa why do you hate people?
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:34 |
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college is a scam, don't go
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:40 |
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The Hissing Butt posted:college is a scam, don't go
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:43 |
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I swear you have to TRY to do this. It's like he got shaving instructions, but they had the parts you are and aren't supposed to shave mixed up.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:46 |
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it be cool if this guy was on the cover of every book william gibson ever wrote
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 03:50 |
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https://twitter.com/NeckbeardHacker
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 05:00 |
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It at least draws attention away from his ridiculous nose and how close his mouth is to it
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 05:06 |
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 05:15 |
Umm...Jesus I just don't understand the world anymore.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 05:22 |
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motherfucker looks like that judge muppet
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 05:24 |
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p sure i've seen this dude in some dr suess books
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 05:28 |
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So that's what it looks like when you shave a Sasquatch.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 05:50 |
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I want to shave it off. Looking at it makes me uncomfortable.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 06:46 |
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just get some cocaine. drugs are the only answer
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 07:48 |
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But these pasted on barbershop trimmings are the only thing I have that shows I might be a man!
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 07:54 |
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mookface posted:motherfucker looks like that judge muppet It's like Sam the Eagle and him had a kid.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 07:54 |
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is this motherfucker part bald eagle?!
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 07:59 |
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wow thats really something op
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 08:49 |
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previously on GBS: fedoras are bad! this week on GBS: neckbeards are bad! next week: socks with sandals are bad stay tuned for future important gbs announcements
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 09:27 |
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Xaris posted:previously on GBS: fedoras are bad! skinny jeans and/or bad tattoos. that was the punchline you were looking for
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 02:57 |
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Xaris posted:previously on GBS: fedoras are bad! Anime is good
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:00 |
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Darth123123 posted:Anime is good nah, its bad :/
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:00 |
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Shave eveything after the top of the Adam's apple Don't shave RIGHT UNDER YOUR JAW you look like a dolt And when you open your gay mouth to suck straight cock your skin stretches over your jaw and oh look your shaved skin is now on top of your face and it looks really bad
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:14 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 14:56 |
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Xaris posted:previously on GBS: fedoras are bad! Look! Over there! People having fun! Quick go try and ruin it for them!
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:18 |