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juche mane posted:Does anywone know if they have made mention of casting, or have possibly even already casted any extra-typical body typed people in the new Star Wars films? I think it would be fantastically progressive, and something to be proud of, if say a human character in this Galaxy were anything but movie star thin and attractive (unrealistic much?) Though I suppose there's a perfectly cannon in-universe explanation, of where people in the Star Wars Galaxy would receive nutrients and get their essential vital mix of vitamins and perhaps even have widespread access to fat blockers/lipo (I'm even imagining some sort of 'chemo' for excess body fat) to keep people in shape, due to the vastly advanced technology. Most people probably live sedentary lives anyway outside of Jedi, Military, and Scoundrel types. Hey, if they have bacta, anything is possible, lol... They already got you covered.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 12:45 |
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Neo Rasa posted:Think the closest you might get is an amputee being used as a stand-in for when a character's arm gets lightsabered off or something like in Alien Resurrection/Ben-Hur/The Thing/etc., though, to bring it full circle, I would be so down with a George Miller, Werner Herzog or Jodorowsky Star Wars. Well, if you want amputees in your star wars films, Jodorowsky would really be the one to go to.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 13:35 |
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There's Cliegg Lars in AotC, I guess.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 15:33 |
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CJSwiss posted:There's Cliegg Lars in AotC, I guess. Amputees are overrepresented in the star wars movies. Think on that.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 15:50 |
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How about bigger heroes
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 16:00 |
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Yoda uses a cane and sometimes a floating chair but it turns out he can jump everywhere (although he's mostly levitating himself around)
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 16:03 |
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juche mane posted:How about bigger heroes Porkins? Dax? There's all sorts of fatties in Star Wars, what are you talking about e: Don't tell me you think this fat gently caress couldn't stand to lose a few pounds
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 16:13 |
Please don't trunkshame.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 16:17 |
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feedmyleg posted:Porkins? Dax? There's all sorts of fatties in Star Wars, what are you talking about Dude, look at all the excess skin. Max Rebo is in the middle of a huge weight loss, lay off.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 17:08 |
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I heard they got three actors who are at or near retirement age to be in the new movies. Kind of progressive to cast seniors in a hollywood film, although I heard one broke his hip on a door or some poo poo. Way to live down to the stereotype, gramps.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 18:48 |
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So close.
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 19:06 |
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kiimo posted:
Who is that playing Jabba?
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# ? Sep 4, 2014 21:21 |
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SirPhoebos posted:Who is that playing Jabba? Declan Mulholland.
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 01:34 |
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Jack Gladney posted:I heard they got three actors who are at or near retirement age to be in the new movies. Kind of progressive to cast seniors in a hollywood film, although I heard one broke his hip on a door or some poo poo. Way to live down to the stereotype, gramps. Eh, casting seems OK to me so far.
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 07:10 |
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Sheikh Djibouti posted:Eh, casting seems OK to me so far. I'd watch the hell out of this movie.
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 07:12 |
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Sheikh Djibouti posted:Eh, casting seems OK to me so far. Kingdom Hearts 3 seems to be shaping up well, I see.
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 07:15 |
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Star Wars is now even part of Once Upon A Time, sort of. One episode of the Wonderland spinoff had Queen of Hearts suggesting that Jafar (from Aladdin) use a sarlacc to capture Alice because it will take a millennia for it to digest her.
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 14:39 |
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Corporate synergy at work. Kind of ironic that a show drawing on shared myths and folklore has ended up pulling from its own intellectual property for new material because its parent company has destroyed the concept of the public domain. Although I guess the show is predicated on the Disney versions of all those stories anyway, so whatever.
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 14:44 |
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Jack Gladney posted:Corporate synergy at work. Kind of ironic that a show drawing on shared myths and folklore has ended up pulling from its own intellectual property for new material because its parent company has destroyed the concept of the public domain. We're through the looking glass here people. There are no more myths anymore. There's not even mythopoeicism. Soon Disney's slogan will be "We Can Make Your Cultural History for You Wholesale."
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 15:34 |
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The MSJ posted:Star Wars is now even part of Once Upon A Time, sort of. One episode of the Wonderland spinoff had Queen of Hearts suggesting that Jafar (from Aladdin) use a sarlacc to capture Alice because it will take a millennia for it to digest her. Did the Queen Of Hearts suddenly become more sinister then the freaking Horned King all of a sudden?
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# ? Sep 7, 2014 14:20 |
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The MSJ posted:Star Wars is now even part of Once Upon A Time, sort of. One episode of the Wonderland spinoff had Queen of Hearts suggesting that Jafar (from Aladdin) use a sarlacc to capture Alice because it will take a millennia for it to digest her. It's good to know that that's still canon.
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# ? Sep 7, 2014 19:04 |
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Corek posted:It's good to know that that's still canon. Why wouldn't it be? 3P0 says it in Jedi.
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# ? Sep 7, 2014 20:42 |
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PeterWeller posted:Why wouldn't it be? 3P0 says it in Jedi. That might be a reference to Boba's adventures with the Sarlaac.
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# ? Sep 7, 2014 21:01 |
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PeterWeller posted:Why wouldn't it be? 3P0 says it in Jedi. Wait, he does? I thought that was EU bull.
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 01:01 |
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Corek posted:Wait, he does? I thought that was EU bull. C-3PO: "His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately." Han Solo: "Good, I hate long waits." C-3PO: "You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc." Han Solo: "Doesn't sound so bad." C-3PO: "In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years."
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 04:52 |
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wyoming posted:C-3PO: "His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately." Jabba (via C3PO) might not be a reliable narrator.
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 05:17 |
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Madurai posted:Jabba (via C3PO) might not be a reliable narrator. Translating is his job. I am pretty sure he wouldn't screw it up given what happened to Jabba's last interpreter droid. edit: I am loving retarded. It is possible Jabba's information could be bad. After all, who has been around for 1000 years to know for sure. Wait I have no doubt there's some EU story about some dude who has been around for 1000 years tracking the digestion habits of sarlaac creatures. Jose Oquendo fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Sep 8, 2014 |
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Being digested for 1000 years doesn't even make sense, until I bothered to look up how a sarlacc works. It's like two elementary kids having a back and forth trying to find air-tight reasons for their function. It's a lot easier to accept if it really were kids trying to figure that out but no it's adults who are paid to make all this extra star wars stuff.
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 08:01 |
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K. Waste posted:We're through the looking glass here people. There are no more myths anymore. There's not even mythopoeicism. Soon Disney's slogan will be "We Can Make Your Cultural History for You Wholesale." They haven't touched my South-East Asian culture's history yet but they are apparently planning a Polynesian princess movie so they are getting there. Hurry up, will ya Disney? Once Upon A Time already had Peter Pan, Mulan and even Frankenstein show up. Guess who's coming next? Freakazoid_ posted:Being digested for 1000 years doesn't even make sense, until I bothered to look up how a sarlacc works. I think the only reason that part stuck is to allow Boba Fett to come back somehow.
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 09:12 |
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The MSJ posted:They haven't touched my South-East Asian culture's history yet but they are apparently planning a Polynesian princess movie so they are getting there. Hurry up, will ya Disney? Uh they already have, it's called Lilo & Stitch.
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 14:08 |
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The MSJ posted:
The girl from frozen?
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 15:05 |
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The MSJ posted:Star Wars is now even part of Once Upon A Time, sort of. One episode of the Wonderland spinoff had Queen of Hearts suggesting that Jafar (from Aladdin) use a sarlacc to capture Alice because it will take a millennia for it to digest her. Disney's House of Mouse.
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 15:16 |
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computer parts posted:Uh they already have, it's called Lilo & Stitch. That means they are closer than ever! Zadus Rejan posted:The girl from frozen? Yes. Elsa, Anna, and Kristoff will all be in the latest season.
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 15:29 |
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Frozen was a lovely movie with god-awful "animation" and it's been steamrolling every aspect of pop culture since it came out. I'd really love for it to disappear entirely.
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 16:50 |
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Frozen was a lovely movie with god-awful "animation" and it's been steamrolling every aspect of pop culture since it came out. I'd really love for it to disappear entirely. Post/avatar/name combo extraordinaire.
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 17:17 |
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I'd also like for Doctor Who to go away forever, if that helps.
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 17:29 |
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Big Mean Jerk posted:I'd also like for Doctor Who to go away forever, if that helps. I want them to just take scripts from the 60s-80s episodes and re-do them without changing a word. Over and over again.
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 17:31 |
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feedmyleg posted:I want them to just take scripts from the 60s-80s episodes and re-do them without changing a word. Over and over again. I can't wait to see the gritty 2015 version of Kandyman.
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 17:33 |
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Big Mean Jerk posted:I can't wait to see the gritty 2015 version of Kandyman. You joke, but if they brought back Kandyman, I'd jump up and down like a five year old on christmas morn.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Frozen was a lovely movie with god-awful "animation" and it's been steamrolling every aspect of pop culture since it came out. I'd really love for it to disappear entirely. Big Mean Jerk posted:I'd also like for Doctor Who to go away forever, if that helps.
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