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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

No one, ever posted:

-Hey man what are you doing?
-Just browsing memes during work hours boss.
-Ah, that's great, keep it up! Wait, did I see the word 'dick' written on one of them? You're fired.

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ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

Palpek posted:

-Hey man what are you doing?
-Just browsing memes during work hours boss.
-Ah, that's great, keep it up! Wait, did I see the word 'dick' written on one of them? You're fired.

I too have a worthless makework job that allows me to browse the internet instead of actually providing a service or making a product. Wait no I don't, I have actual value to society. Phew.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




ryonguy posted:

I too have a worthless makework job that allows me to browse the internet instead of actually providing a service or making a product. Wait no I don't, I have actual value to society. Phew.



Next time try getting paid to goldbrick like a actual smart human being, idiot fucker.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

ryonguy posted:

I too have a worthless makework job that allows me to browse the internet instead of actually providing a service or making a product. Wait no I don't, I have actual value to society. Phew.

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

ryonguy posted:

I too have a worthless makework job that allows me to browse the internet instead of actually providing a service or making a product. Wait no I don't, I have actual value to society. Phew.

History will surely remember your commendable efforts for the good of all.

Roar
Jul 7, 2007

I got 30 points!

I GOT 30 POINTS!

ryonguy posted:

I too have a worthless makework job that allows me to browse the internet instead of actually providing a service or making a product. Wait no I don't, I have actual value to society. Phew.

It is entirely possible to do valuable things and have down time

Wet Fifty
Dec 6, 2005

Greetings from the inner-
city, high-humidity, ass
and titty bar.

ryonguy posted:

I too have a worthless makework job that allows me to browse the internet instead of actually providing a service or making a product. Wait no I don't, I have actual value to society. Phew.

I tied my garbage bags extra tight for you this week. I appreciate you.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Luckily the FEA program I use at work prevents me from using the design program so I can entertain myself for 10 minutes by working out the best way to tie things to other things so idiots don't lose them on site.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

ryonguy posted:

I too have a worthless makework job that allows me to browse the internet instead of actually providing a service or making a product. Wait no I don't, I have actual value to society. Phew.

Look at this guy.

Are you too good for a job here in the meme factory?

You must think you are.

College boy.

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013
So many TPS reports going unwritten for so many posts.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

ryonguy posted:

So many TPS reports going unwritten for so many posts.

quit staring at your phone, the fryer is beeping

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

quit staring at your phone, the fryer is beeping

So is your mom as she is backing up

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


ryonguy posted:

I too have a worthless makework job that allows me to browse the internet instead of actually providing a service or making a product. Wait no I don't, I have actual value to society. Phew.

Lucha Luch
Feb 25, 2007

Mr. Squeakers coming off the top rope!

Booger Presley posted:

So is your mom as she is backing up

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Booger Presley posted:

So is your mom as she is backing up

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Booger Presley posted:

So is your mom as she is backing up

Pyro Fox
Aug 22, 2013

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Even after 13 years I can't help but laugh at 9/11 jokes :downs:

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Booger Presley posted:

So is your mom as she is backing up

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Pyro_Fox posted:

Even after 13 years I can't help but laugh at 9/11 jokes :downs:



I like the animated one.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Tempest_56
Mar 14, 2009

Booger Presley posted:

So is your mom as she is backing up

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008



yes, lolé

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

ryonguy posted:

I too have a worthless makework job that allows me to browse the internet instead of actually providing a service or making a product. Wait no I don't, I have actual value to society. Phew.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Booger Presley posted:

So is your mom as she is backing up

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style
The reality is that unless your doing really serious poo poo like manning a loving nuclear reactor, the majority of jobs that involve computers have slow spells where you can bring up a browser and gently caress around on the internet from time to time, so shut up everyone about this.

Edit: ah poo poo, got busted

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

ryonguy posted:

I have actual value to society.

Lol if you have actual value to society.

e:

Not this time, meme thread!

Wheany has a new favorite as of 10:17 on Sep 12, 2014

Korgan
Feb 14, 2012


:nws: NSFW :nws:

Roar
Jul 7, 2007

I got 30 points!

I GOT 30 POINTS!

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

People who shout racial epithets shouldn't be assaulted and the rich shouldn't be mugged, they should be guillotined. A Good Meme.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





literally shaking

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




Unironically correct.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009


this is useful information: if a woman is showing her nipples, then she's asking for it.

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

Booger Presley posted:

So is your mom as she is backing up

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Korgan stepping up his game!

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...



theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Sometimes, you just have to hope really hard that something is parody, because if a person is comparing wearing makeup to having your nuts out in all seriousness, the darkness looks more and more appealing.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

theflyingorc posted:

Sometimes, you just have to hope really hard that something is parody, because if a person is comparing wearing makeup to having your nuts out in all seriousness, the darkness looks more and more appealing.

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Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

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