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That drat Satyr posted:I don't think I've seen it mentioned here, but a friend of mine was saying how one contestant was kicked off or something before this even started for trying to bring a cellphone to "look up other contestants on the internet" or some such. True story or no? Yeah, she was kicked off before the feeds even started for trying to contact the other contestants while in sequester.
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That drat Satyr posted:I don't think I've seen it mentioned here, but a friend of mine was saying how one contestant was kicked off or something before this even started for trying to bring a cellphone to "look up other contestants on the internet" or some such. True story or no? Her name is Andrea Cox, a vegan chef with ridiculously huge fake cans. 
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Sep 12, 2014 18:54
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Hex and/or Red probably would have murdered her so it's for the best.
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Sep 12, 2014 18:59
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Jesus loving christ what a dumb argument. You're going to be here a year (in theory), is it that big a deal if you get two more bananas tomorrow? Were you going to eat 6 bananas tonight?
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I understand the reasoning, but I'm still kinda surprised by the amount of self-censorship and actual censorship involved in the live feed. Bleeping Sloshy joshy as he was about to finish the second bar of "all the single ladies" while putting away the chickens to avoid paying royalties was really funny though.
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Sep 13, 2014 04:57
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The livestream censoring is kind of hilarious because they fail to censor the language on the free streams no matter how hard they try and they can't really account for things like Bella doing naked gardening at random times. I get that some of it is necessary for copyright and trademark purposes but stop trying to make internet webcams FCC-friendly.
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hcreight posted:The livestream censoring is kind of hilarious because they fail to censor the language on the free streams no matter how hard they try and they can't really account for things like Bella doing naked gardening at random times. I get that some of it is necessary for copyright and trademark purposes but stop trying to make internet webcams FCC-friendly. Haha yep, several times I've heard bri or mike be all fuucc***** **at and the censor whiffed that one and the immediate gently caress and poo poo right after. Would it be hard to maintain some sort of five second delay if they really wanted to censor that hard?
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Sep 13, 2014 05:38
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On stream they're just chilling and having fun. Wonder what the epiode will be about.
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Sep 13, 2014 05:40
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Hardawn posted:Would it be hard to maintain some sort of five second delay if they really wanted to censor that hard? Only the 360 degree cam gimmick that is $5.oo/month is the closest to real time but that cam has no audio.
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Sep 13, 2014 06:58
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If this show was just about Josh hanging out with chickens, it'd be the best thing on television.
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Sep 13, 2014 18:12
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This show is loving hilarious. They literally didn't pick one person who isn't completely insufferable.
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Sep 13, 2014 19:14
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This show is awful/great.
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Sep 13, 2014 19:52
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Last night's broadcast dropped even more in the ratings to a 0.7, it lost to a rerun of Tim Allen's show Last Man Standing on ABC. FOX has a $50mil Titanic on it's hands.
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Sep 13, 2014 19:56
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As long as Red and Dave keep throwing baffling tantrums I'll keep watching it. E: Also the cherry on top of everything is the host. How in the world did this steampunk fedora clown land a job on network television? veni veni veni fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Sep 13, 2014 |
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Sep 13, 2014 20:00
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A drop isn't exactly shocking for a Friday. Next Tuesday will give a better indication of exactly how screwed the show is.
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Sep 13, 2014 20:00
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They've increased the ads on the stream like 1000%  .
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Sep 13, 2014 20:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW-p8s_HCCo&t=48s
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Red went hunting and brought back a deer on the livestream and of course Bella loving lost it. She claims she's lived off of dandelions, grass, and fruit before. How has she not died of protein deficiency?
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Sep 13, 2014 20:53
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Bella is the worst person there by far. Oh man everything she says is the worst. "If we buy organic food you only need to eat 1/4th as much, because of the nutrients" Nikki is obnoxious too. Fooz fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Sep 13, 2014 |
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Sep 13, 2014 21:08
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hcreight posted:Red went hunting and brought back a deer on the livestream and of course Bella loving lost it.
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Sep 13, 2014 21:24
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hcreight posted:She claims she's lived off of dandelions, grass, and fruit before. How has she not died of protein deficiency? Because she's a liar. She's a real estate marketer; I imagine she lives a 99% normal lady life and is just active on prepper forums or something, maybe makes the occasional weekend YouTube video.
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Fooz posted:Nikki is obnoxious too. It's "Doctor Nikki"
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Sep 14, 2014 00:12
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NESguerilla posted:It's "Doctor Nikki" But not a real doctor right? The kind that fucks around with crystals and chakras and poo poo.
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:But not a real doctor right? The kind that fucks around with crystals and chakras and poo poo. According to her website she got her Medical Degree from NYU. Her ranting about gluten earlier didn't leave me with the best impression though.
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Sep 14, 2014 00:36
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I assumed she didn't have any sort of degree.
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hcreight posted:Red went hunting and brought back a deer on the livestream and of course Bella loving lost it. She claims she's lived off of dandelions, grass, and fruit before. How has she not died of protein deficiency? To go with their ramen or something? One minute these people are all about not cooking over a fire and needing to order all of their food, and now they're killing a deer. I'm a little confused.
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The ramen is something they just seem to cook throughout the day for snacks and lunches. One of them is a chef and cooks full meals, especially at dinner. Hex and Red both hunt so they're not gonna turn away free meat. Most of their food comes from a delivery service, though.
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hcreight posted:According to her website she got her Medical Degree from NYU. Weird, I could have sworn they said she was a holistic healer.
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Robnoxious posted:True story. I guess she isn't completely opposed to putting inorganic things in her body.
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Your fallen angel D, Dave xo xo xo x e: NESguerilla posted:Also the cherry on top of everything is the host. How in the world did this steampunk fedora clown land a job on network television?  Zsinjeh fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Sep 14, 2014 |
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Weird, I could have sworn they said she was a holistic healer. They did.
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I pulled the trigger on premium, definitely a lot of machine press flesh on flesh noises from the bushes last night, *under the pomegranate tree*
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hcreight posted:A drop isn't exactly shocking for a Friday. Next Tuesday will give a better indication of exactly how screwed the show is. The EP of the show said, AMAZING #Utopia news. Tuesday's show up 56% in the live+3 rating to a 1.4. VERY good sign. Live+3 is one of the most important metrics in TV So that some kind of news
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Hardawn posted:The EP of the show said, AMAZING #Utopia news. Tuesday's show up 56% in the live+3 rating to a 1.4. VERY good sign. Live+3 is one of the most important metrics in TV FOX doesn't give a poo poo about Live+3 DVR ratings because those who watch via DVR skip the ad breaks.
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Robnoxious posted:That's just television producer parlor tricks to soften the fact that Utopia has dismal ratings. The important metric is Commerical Live+3 DVR rating, but that's almost never reported because Live+3 DVR is higher and therefore more press release friendly.
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Oh man... they're having a meeting now where they're talking about experimenting with different kinds of government, including dictatorships. This is going to be a glorious trainwreck.
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Sep 14, 2014 21:55
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Furher Bella.
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Sep 14, 2014 22:29
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Kiflom!
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They will each have 3 days to implement whatever government they want. The order is: Hex, Bri, Kristen, Josh, Amanda, Mike, Chris, Rob, Bella, Dedeker, Red, Aaron, Nikki and the last one is Taylor.
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Aaron is a loving relentless poo poo talker.
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