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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Cesaro's been on a roll lately? :raise:

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waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004
Time for tweet reading.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Man, I love it when Michael Cole reads out wrestlers' twitter feeds verbatim.




Oh wait, no, I don't, I loving hate it.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

I like Cesaro and the Rhodes bros and I'm fine with the faces, but who the gently caress wants to see this right now?

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.

Valeyard posted:

A smart crowd!

More like a SMARK crowd.

:smug:

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
I wish Funk was still on a roll

Sushipants
Sep 8, 2010
"THAT'S a loving chop, Uso"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Thauros posted:

I like Cesaro and the Rhodes bros and I'm fine with the faces, but who the gently caress wants to see this right now?

I like Cody so me :)

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Omally posted:

i want to hear michael cole narrate 50 shades of grey

"Now Christian Grey, and I quote here King, balled his hands into a FIST. And put it into her rear end."

"He's fisting! I love it Maggle!"

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Goddammit Cole, Rikishi never did that. Umaga did.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

I'm still kind of baffled that they want the Dusts to be heels, not that it matters much

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Valeyard posted:

I wish Funk was still on a roll

He rolls to the unemployment windah.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Valeyard posted:

I wish Funk was still on a roll

I wish Naomi was here too :(

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Chokes McGee posted:

Cesaro's been on a roll lately? :raise:

Micheal Cole's rolls = one commercial break

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

"Now Christian Grey, and I quote here King, balled his hands into a FIST. And put it into her rear end."

"He's fisting! I love it Maggle!"

Dammit now I wan't a rifftrax of Come and JBL when 50 shades of grey comes out.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Omally posted:

i want to hear michael cole narrate 50 shades of grey
Get this King, Christian Grey says he doesn't make love... he fucks hard. :geno:

Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Stop trying to make that horrible Knows Best show a thing USA Network.

Angular Landbury
Oct 24, 2011

MAGGLE.
The fact that they can't make a team consisting of a Hardcore Bro crossfit parkour guy, an arrogant shithead bluechipper and a demon serial killer who dresses like he mugged a mens warehouse store dummy seem even slightly interesting is actually confounding.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

"Now Christian Grey, and I quote here King, balled his hands into a FIST. And put it into her rear end."

"He's fisting! I love it Maggle!"

That's... that's not something that actually happens in the book, right?

...

Right?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

DeathChicken posted:

Goddammit Cole, Rikishi never did that. Umaga did.
Yeah but Rikishi didn't die in a way that makes WWE look bad

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer
No matter how hard they try the Dust bros are never gonna get boos.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

pressedbunny posted:

Man, I love it when Michael Cole reads out wrestlers' twitter feeds verbatim.




Oh wait, no, I don't, I loving hate it.

I can only picture Vince in his ear yelling "NO! READ IT MORE DEADPAN! WOODEN! THINK WOODEN! PRETEND YOU ARE A SOULLESS ROBOT"

and Cole is like..."pretend? :smith:"

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Writer Cath posted:

He rolls to the unemployment windah.

:negative:

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

ZDar Fan posted:

I'm still kind of baffled that they want the Dusts to be heels, not that it matters much

Whats so baffling? Booking pretty much destroyed Rybaxel and the Wyatts as potential heel threats, might as well throw the other cool tag team in as well.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Chokes McGee posted:

That's... that's not something that actually happens in the book, right?

...

Right?

“I’ll agree to the fisting, but I’d really like to claim your rear end, Anastasia” is an actual line in the book.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

StarkRavingMad posted:

I can only picture Vince in his ear yelling "NO! READ IT MORE DEADPAN! WOODEN! THINK WOODEN! PRETEND YOU ARE A SOULLESS ROBOT"

I want to have the earpiece for just one show, I want to hear the kind of stupid poo poo the announcers hear. It would probably drive me into the bottle, but I want to hear it.

Sushipants
Sep 8, 2010

Roman Reigns posted:

Whats so baffling? Booking pretty much destroyed Rybaxel and the Wyatts as potential heel threats, might as well throw the other cool tag team in as well.

Speaking of, when do you guys think we'll see Luke Harper's solo debut?

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
I feel like we had this exact match on RAW two weeks ago.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Chokes McGee posted:

That's... that's not something that actually happens in the book, right?

...

Right?

I envy you.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Food Court Druid posted:

I feel like we had this exact match on RAW two weeks ago.

You'll probably be feeling that a lot tonight

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

“I’ll agree to the fisting, but I’d really like to claim your rear end, Anastasia” is an actual line in the book.

Don't quote anymore lines, you're going to make me buy the book.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Food Court Druid posted:

I feel like we had this exact match on RAW two weeks ago.

With Shaemus instead of Ziggler, but yeah

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
"more of the same" yes that does describe this Raw perfectly, Cole

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Food Court Druid posted:

I feel like we had this exact match on RAW for the past 18 years.

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...
WWE Discussion is More of the Same for 10/6

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

ZDar Fan posted:

I'm still kind of baffled that they want the Dusts to be heels, not that it matters much

WWE where the heel's are all well thought out unique characters with identifiable traits and who say interesting things. The faces are made of cardboard.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Ziggler, perpetually over

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

“I’ll agree to the fisting, but I’d really like to claim your rear end, Anastasia” is an actual line in the book.

What on gods' green Earth is going on in the publishing industry these days?

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Sushipants
Sep 8, 2010
ahahaha

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