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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

the champ is here!~!!!

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DukeofCA
Aug 18, 2011

I am shocked and appalled.
Here's exclusive footage from our cameras that just happened to be in the nearest subway!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Is Hunter getting shorter?

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Dean Ambrose takes a train

John Cena walks around the arena like an idiot.

omgomgomg
Oct 26, 2012

Cena teaming up with the Authority

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Here's your buddy Triple H.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Fat Lowtax posted:

I hope he has a train match

A Hobo Boxcar match

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
Dean Ambrose is going to return in the middle of the main event, carrying 2 hotdogs (1 for Cena) to show he doesn't stoop to Cena's heelish level

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Seth Rollins is going to sign off on an unusually large shipment of nutritional supplements before the show is over.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

If Dean runs in during the overrun, he drat well better have a hot dog in hand

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I love you HHH :allears:

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004

DukeofCA posted:

Here's exclusive footage from our cameras that just happened to be in the nearest subway!

The Barclay's Center has a station under it.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
I hope Seth Rollins kills you Cena

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

DukeofCA posted:

Here's exclusive footage from our cameras that just happened to be in the nearest subway!

Kevin Dunns brilliance finally pays off

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.

Mister E posted:

I'd like to think he never actually gets to any landmarks as he just ends up stopping at any bar he passes.

"This is the world famous Bangers and Lace in Chicago, Illinois. ...okay, bye."

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I like Triple H mocking John Cena openly. More of that, please.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
A 3 on 1 handicap match

but how could Cena possibly overcome these odds

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Mister E posted:

I'd like to think he never actually gets to any landmarks as he just ends up stopping at any bar he passes.

Dean Ambrose World Tour was cancelled after 3 episodes, when the producers found out he was just drunkenly stumbling around Epcot.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Dean is the loving greatest and HHH gives him a run for his money :allears:

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

seth rollins please tag out as soon as the bell rings

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

ZDar Fan posted:

If Dean runs in during the overrun, he drat well better have a hot dog in hand

a bottle of ketchup and mustard in his hands

Sushipants
Sep 8, 2010
I just realized they're just setting up Dean Ambrose to magically reappear in his biggest illusion to date.

Oh god I can't wait

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer
HE SAID IT! HE TOTALLY READ HIS SHIRT!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Kane and Orton will also start!


We missed briiiiiiiiiieeeeee moooooooddddddddddeee!

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Welp, time to flip to MNF. What the poo poo is this?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
YOU SONS OF BITCHES YOU CUT TO THE BELLA ENTRANCE AFTER THE GOOD PART OF HER THEME SONG

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
ABORT ABORT ABORT

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Wa wa wa wa wa wheeeeeeeeee

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Oh. Oh I have a bad feeling about this.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
oh my god why

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
lol they got some new technology for "hand behind the back" matches

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
No ~brieee moooo0oode~ :(

bartok
May 10, 2006



Valeyard posted:

Dean Ambrose is going to return in the middle of the main event, carrying 2 hotdogs (1 for Cena) to show he doesn't stoop to Cena's heelish level

You think Dean is a Nathan's or Papaya King man?

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

They denied us Brie Mode :(

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Uhh this is bullshit. We didn't get to hear the opening to her song.

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Mister E posted:

I'd like to think he never actually gets to any landmarks as he just ends up stopping at any bar he passes.

Screw Dave Atell. I want "Up All Night With Dean Ambrose."

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH HELP MEE

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Oh my god how many times can we do bullshit divas matches with Brie having a handicap?

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
This is my fetish.

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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
"Hey, I'm Dean Ambrose, welcome to WWE Cribs"

*18-wheeler rattles overpass*

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